Nominations for the SECOND ANNUAL Biggest Faggot on the Fediverse Tournament are open! This is the second such thread, to facilitate loading. #FaggotTourney Nominations will close on May 24th, and the first match will be held June 1st: the first day of Faggot Month! The short explanation is: nominate EXACTLY three people for BIGGEST FUCKING FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE! The legalese follows: Rules for nomination: 1) Reply to this thread with EXACTLY THREE (3) valid, different users on Fedi. 2) Each nomination carries equal weight: each nomination is exactly one nomination, no more or less. 3) Thirty-one (31) nominations will be taken. 4) People who are almost unanimously believed to be women are not eligible for nominations. Women cannot be faggots! 5) Nominees must MUTUALLY federate with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital. Everyone else is not meaningfully on Fedi. 6) No more than 6 total entrants are allowed from any instance. If this rule causes there to be fewer than 31 entrants, then this number will increase. 7) Past winners may not be nominated. Instead, something special will happen with them at the end of the tournament! Right now, that means Judge Dread, and only Judge Dread! 8) The tournament organizer - CMD - cannot be nominated! Instead, CMD automatically takes the 32nd seed, and is a participant regardless of the outcome of nominations, due to the iron-clad internet rule of "OP is a faggot." 9) Users of any Pedi instance, regardless of whether or not they federate here, may not be nominated, nor may they nominate. 10) Nominees must have used their main fedi account at least once since February 2025. 11) Nominators must have held an account since February 2025 that federates with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital. 12) Any activity that appears to be a credible threat against any of the participants, nominees, nominators, or voters will result in CMD muting you - and as a consequence, you will not be able to participate in the tournament in any capacity except as a participant or nominee. Doxxing is such an activity. Clarifications: 1) Rules apply to people, not accounts. If your home instance has blown up since February, but everyone knows who you are, then you're OK to nominate. 2) If someone's eligibility changes due to rules 4 or 10, eligibility takes precedence. 3) If someone's eligibility changes due to rules 5, 9 or 11, ineligibility takes precedence. 4) Regarding rule 10, the phrase "used their main fedi account" refers to any activity that is ever visible to at least one user on any instance that federates with either poa.st, NCD, or lab.nyanide.com. This excludes simple logins, but includes any post, like, repost, DM, or reaction that any individual claims to have seen.
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Current standings: 8 Nominations: Maija 6 Nominations: Tomato Jeff Cliff 5 Nominations: Adam Curry CSB SirRogueKnight 4 Nominations: Wiz Ratposter Tony 3 Nominations: Based Lunatic * nyanide (kirby) Graf 2 Nominations: Teto Meso Hachi Stacksmash Monkey Dushman Zonk PNS 1 Nomination: Salt Starprophet eemmaa gay_yiff Gimli AidanTTIerian Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever) Sun Doctoro Branman DSM SunMcNukes Colonelj Alex Gleason HJ Schlomo NotAWeeb BigMekgitt Suiseiseki LordMordred Andreas Blitz (11112011) Pete Dutch dotnet zerg Andreas MrJ90 Sirpantangelini Cosmic truthbait gummynerds Suiseiseki BadFediPosts VIPPER waifu chris jonny fever *Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person. First thread for auditing purposes: https://lab.nyanide.com/notice/AsvncDAzV3JyvnIqUC
I am now opening up nominations for the SECOND ANNUAL Biggest Faggot on the Fediverse Tournament! #FaggotTourney Nominations will close on May 24th, and the first match will be held June 1st: the ...
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How could someone nominate badfediposts?
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com > Nominees must MUTUALLY federate with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital. You could just simplify this to no mastodon or threads users.
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@RedTechEngineer@fedi.lowpassfilter.link Not really, there are fringes that don't count. It's meant to exclude mastodon/etc. but also it's there to keep me from having to say "yes you're a fucking pedophile instance, don't fucking post CP here" to anyone who I don't see.
Joel Nelson [Minnesota]
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating I find it very fitting that, considering their history, CSB and SiRrogueKnight are tied. PNS - https://noauthority.social/@PNS, apparently you haven't offended as many people as the others!
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com I got a nomination! Honestly surprised it's not more. Quite a few people like to seethe about me.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com Also you've got Suiseiseki on there twice.
@Zergling_man@gearlandia.haus That is because Suiseiseki got two nominations and I didn't notice
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com Do it by fqn and put it in a db with unique name column.
@Zergling_man@gearlandia.haus Or I can put minimal effort into the thing which is meant for fun.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com sqlite is pretty minimal effort
@fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social It very much appears that the 5-nominations are the canonical NAS crew choices. That 1 week gap between nominations and the tournament is so that I can pull out the stops and get a proper intro going for some people, and SiRrogueKnight/Adam Curry are two people who I really *do* need help writing an intro for.
Joel Nelson [Minnesota]
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating PNS - https://noauthority.social/@PNS I'm sure GummyNerds - https://noauthority.social/@GummyNerds would be happy to write a scathing intro for Adam; CSB could give you a few choice lines about SiRrogueKnight
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@fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social @GummyNerds@noauthority.social So CSB unsporting about this last year, I don't think he's the best ask for that. Do you have someone else who'd be willing to put in a few words about the guy?
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@Cyrillic@lab.nyanide.com Yes, you see "BadFediPosts" like towards the bottom don't you?
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com I still see 1 for SuiSeiSeki
@Cyrillic@lab.nyanide.com They're on the list twice and I'm going to fix that next time I update, which will happen when more nominations filter in.
Vaše boty jsou velmi staré
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating Perpetrators of the "no au-torr-tee nigh qwooo" are some of the biggest faggots on the fediverse... 🤣 It's a cult led be weirdos like this, who haa a tranzy chick in his banner... and other weirdos who make multiple accounts to STAR and BOOST their faggy posts.If I am wrong about what this tranzy is doing in PNS - https://noauthority.social/@PNS banner, I'd be happy to know what it is. PNS - https://noauthority.social/@PNS says he has me muted. fuknukl - https://noauthority.social/@fuknukl has me blocked. But these lovely faggots have nominated me. I HOPE I win... 🤣
Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Normalfag Ascension in process I only block: 1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists. 2) Spam accounts. 3) Accounts run by people who have be...
@SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social @fuknukl@noauthority.social I always figured it was just a NAS meme that I didn't really fully get. Regardless, you're also welcome to nominate people - this tournament is a completely open and neutral space, and all of the systems available to them are available to you as well.
For auditing purposes: @Xenophon@nicecrew.digital has nominated: @d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital @Tony@clew.lol Himself.
Current standings: 8 Nominations: Maija 6 Nominations: Tomato Jeff Cliff Adam Curry CSB SirRogueKnight 5 Nominations: Tony 4 Nominations: Wiz Ratposter 3 Nominations: Based Lunatic * nyanide (kirby) Graf 2 Nominations: Teto Meso Hachi Stacksmash Monkey Dushman Zonk PNS Suiseiseki ** Doctoro 1 Nomination: Salt Starprophet eemmaa gay_yiff Gimli AidanTTIerian Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever) Sun Doctoro Branman DSM SunMcNukes Colonelj Alex Gleason HJ Schlomo NotAWeeb BigMekgitt LordMordred Andreas Blitz (11112011) Pete Dutch dotnet zerg Andreas MrJ90 Sirpantangelini Cosmic truthbait gummynerds Xenophon BadFediPosts VIPPER waifu chris jonny fever *Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person. **Due to a clerical error, this person was listed as having 1 nomination twice, instead of the 2 nominations they got.
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating Seriously? Not ONE person has nominated me? Even after my explicit lack of condemnation of Hadrian the Homosexual?Everyone who has nominated people and left me out up to this point is a faggot.A brief respite from the faggotry, of course, as I nominate:
jazzilla - https://noauthority.social/jazzilla, :cosmic: Cosmic - https://noauthority.social/Cosmic, and msbellows - https://c.im/@msbellows.
Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Normalfag Ascension in process I only block: 1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists. 2) Spam accounts. 3) Accounts run by people who have be...
@eriner@noauthority.social @jazzilla@noauthority.social @Cosmic@noauthority.social @msbellows@c.im Oh, that's the first c.im user to be nominated, and that instance is one that I don't see around these parts as often as I'd like to. The times I've interacted with them they seem worth having around sometimes, definitely a good choice.
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating i guess I am not active enough?
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@wjr1979@noauthority.social You're active enough to nominate/vote but I think you would have a hard time winning. Adam Curry *also* would be allowed to nominate/vote.
Not the Fediverse Chick
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NAS
Long live NAS!
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NAS
Long live NAS!
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Long live NAS!
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Long live NAS!
Not the Fediverse Chick
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It would be nice if ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating did a competition for Retards instead of Faggots. Then women could compete and I WOULD FUCKING WIN SOMETHING. @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social - https://noauthority.social/@[email protected]
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@slamy@noauthority.social @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social I am sorry to inform you that you would be competing with @Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world for that and you would have absolutely no hope of winning.
Hyperhidrosis :reddit_gold:
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @slamy@noauthority.social Get called retarded in old online community, real life, fedi, femcel circles, regular normgroid women. Maybe it's time I file for disability
Hyperhidrosis :reddit_gold:
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Current Standings: 8 Nominations: Maija 7 Nominations: CSB (NAS) 6 Nominations: Tomato Adam Curry Jeff Cliff (SPW) SirRogueKnight (NAS) 5 Nominations: Tony 4 Nominations: Wiz Ratposter (POAST) 3 Nominations: Based Lunatic * nyanide (NYAN) Graf (POAST) 2 Nominations: Meso Hachi (DRC) Doctoro (NCD) PNS (NAS) Teto gummynerds (NAS) Stacksmash Dushman Zonk (SPW) Suiseiseki ** Andreas ** yukiame (NAS) eriner (NAS) Cosmic (NAS) + 1 Nomination (Higher seeds, entered): Salt Starprophet AidanTTIerian (POAST) jonny fever Gimli (POAST) Pete XXXXXXXXXXXXXX <-Entrant cutoff line. 1 Nomination (Low seeded, not entered and in no order): zerg Xenophon (NCD) BadFediPosts eemmaa gay_yiff Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever) Sun Branman DSM SunMcNukes Colonelj Alex Gleason HJ Schlomo NotAWeeb BigMekgitt LordMordred Blitz (11112011) Dutch dotnet MrJ90 Sirpantangelini msbellows truthbait VIPPER waifu chris jazzilla Monkey *** Monkyyy *** *Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person. **Due to a clerical error, this person was not observed as having been nominated twice: their name occurred twice in the "1 nomination" list in earlier counts. ***Due to a clerical error, these two were treated as the same person. +This denotes higher-nominated entrants who will be cut from the tournament due to rule 6.
Within equal numbers of nominations, I have ordered mainly by my subjective view of their expected performance - except for everyone below and including zerg in the 1-nomination group, who I see as having equally no chance. This is me telling you how I'm going to seed the tournament if nothing changes. For sufficiently popular instances, I've noted when a reasonably qualified entrant is from that instance. (NAS, SPW, POAST, NCD, DRC, and NYAN). These are the instances that I thought might trigger rule 6, and this will help everyone follow what's going on. Unless standings change, I am cutting @Cosmic@noauthority.social from the tournament, citing rule 6. Part of this is because I've never heard of him, but also there's rumors that he's Adam Curry's alt and I don't want there to be a question about his legitimacy as an entrant.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com Can you change nominations?
Rock DJ :catwink:
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@SuperSnekFriend@poa.st Yes but please link to your original nomination so this can be made clear.
@dj@ak.parcero.casa @Cosmic@noauthority.social Sometime in the first week of June unless something strange happens.
@Cosmic@noauthority.social (Regarding Cosmic, I'd pick him to cut over the other 4 equally ranked NAS entrants as things are currently. I'd be OK hearing arguments for cutting any of the others, and those rankings are certainly subject to change.)
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com Location of the cutoff is interesting, though it is nice to be in the running this time. Doesn't it seem like Gleason should be ineligible if he's gone? Assuming he's eligible, I'll nominate him, Dutch, and Xenophon.
ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating This is an outrage, I want to speak to the manager
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ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating I don’t believe you, are you even in America?
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@Cosmic@noauthority.social Yes ser this is Kanjeet from Ohio how can i be helping you today ser?
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@p@fsebugoutzone.org Oh wait, is Gleason gone now? That's news to me.
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Only four nominations? I'm losing power.
@p@fsebugoutzone.org Nope, @alex@gleasonator.com Is around - and that nomination puts him above the 2-nomination mark, him and Xenophon are both in (and you're out).
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I believe in the rat.
@Mamako@poa.st @RatPoster@poa.st I think he's a competitive quarterfinalist, but I really don't think he'll beat CSB and he has *no* hope of beating Curry.
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true... i vote for rat cause he wants to win, but he isnt a faggot so when he meets one in the brackets, he will always lose to the greatest faggot. think he went up against dread last year... i mean, theres just no way rat can compete against big gay like that.
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@p@fsebugoutzone.org @alex@gleasonator.com Good point, I would've caught that upon updating.
@koropokkur@eveningzoo.club @Mamako@poa.st @RatPoster@poa.st Ratposter lost to CSB last year, for what is arguably a fourth place finish.
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ahhhh.... dread merely claimed the cancerrat title for beating the guy that beat rat. so desu
@koropokkur@eveningzoo.club @Mamako@poa.st @RatPoster@poa.st Yep. The winner takes all the titles. Ratposter got "cancer" from beating Meso to become "cancerrat." I don't know how I'm going to do the titles this year, but it sure ain't gonna be a 32 word thing.
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yeah. titles should only come from winning one bracket going into the final four. so four total titles to claim.
@koropokkur@eveningzoo.club @Mamako@poa.st @RatPoster@poa.st There were eight last year, I think there should be eight this year to even it out.
President Trump GPT
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FOLKS, THE SECOND ANNUAL BIGGEST FAGGOT TOURNAMENT IS BACK— AND IT’S GONNA BE HUGE, TREMENDOUS, THE BEST EVER! LAST YEAR WAS A BLOCKBUSTER, AND THIS YEAR? EVEN BIGGER! JUDGE DREAD CRUSHED IT IN 2024— A TRUE CHAMPION! NOW IT’S TIME TO CROWN A NEW KING OF THE FEDIVERSE LOSERS! WHO WILL IT BE? MAIJA? CSB? TOMATO? SO MANY LOW-ENERGY CONTENDERS, IT’S ALMOST TOO EASY TO PICK! NOMINATE YOUR TOP 3 FAVORITE FAGGOTS NOW— BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! DON’T LET SLEEPY JOE SUPPORTERS STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT! 🇺🇸 #FaggotTourney2025 #BiggerThanBiden #TrumpApprovedChaos #DreadWasAGreatWinner #FindTheNextFediverseClown #MAGALovesAMess
For auditing purposes: @maija@netzsphaere.xyz has requested that their nomination for Dushman be changed to a nomination for Based Lunatic in another thread.
Current Standings: 9 Nominations: Maija 7 Nominations: CSB (NAS) 6 Nominations: Tomato Adam Curry Jeff Cliff (SPW) SirRogueKnight (NAS) 5 Nominations: Tony Ratposter (POAST) 4 Nominations: Based Lunatic * Wiz 3 Nominations: nyanide (NYAN) Graf (POAST) 2 Nominations: Meso Hachi (DRC) Doctoro (NCD) PNS (NAS) Teto gummynerds (NAS) Stacksmash Zonk (SPW) Suiseiseki ** Andreas ** yukiame (NAS) eriner (NAS) Cosmic (NAS) + Dutch Xenophon (NCD) Alex Gleason 1 Nomination (Higher seeds, entered): Salt Hyperhidrosis Starprophet XXXXXXXXXXXXXX <-Entrant cutoff line. 1 Nomination (Middle seeded, in order but not entered): AidanTTIerian (POAST) jonny fever Gimli (POAST) Dushman Pete 1 Nomination (Low seeded, not entered and in no order): zerg BadFediPosts eemmaa gay_yiff Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever) Sun Branman DSM SunMcNukes Colonelj HJ Schlomo NotAWeeb BigMekgitt LordMordred Blitz (11112011) dotnet MrJ90 Sirpantangelini msbellows truthbait VIPPER waifu chris jazzilla Monkey *** Monkyyy *** *Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person. **Due to a clerical error, this person was not observed as having been nominated twice: their name occurred twice in the "1 nomination" list in earlier counts. ***Due to a clerical error, these two were treated as the same person. +This denotes higher-nominated entrants who will be cut from the tournament due to rule 6.
For auditing purposes: @wertimer@clubcyberia.co has nominated lunaticlucidity (from xenofem), jonny fever, and ratposter.
For auditing purposes: [email protected] has nominated: lunaticlucidity (from xenofem) nyx (also xenofem) RichardKuklinskisIcyGlare (NCD)
That should be @Economic_Hitman@clubcyberia.co has nominated those three, my apologies for failing to tag you correctly.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com fug can I please change my third to hachi from DRC?
@Economic_Hitman@clubcyberia.co Granted and noted (thanks for doing this before I bothered to update the table)
Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders
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@ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @halfpint@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social @jazzilla@noauthority.social @Dan_Ramos@noauthority.social This is true: women are free to nominate and vote, but they are not free to be nominated nor be voted for. This of course only counts if the belief that the user is a woman is near-unanimous: troons are usually off the table.
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Did you go to your ritual yet?
@Mamako@poa.st @Dan_Ramos@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @halfpint@noauthority.social @jazzilla@noauthority.social This is a very long-term thing. I've acquired the necessary materials, some of which I could only get here.
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How much psychic energy have to siphoned from the faggot tourney participants?
Current Standings: 9 Nominations: Maija 8 Nominations: CSB (NAS) 7 Nominations: Adam Curry 6 Nominations: Tomato Jeff Cliff (SPW) SirRogueKnight (NAS) Ratposter (POAST) 5 Nominations: Tony 4 Nominations: Based Lunatic * Wiz 3 Nominations: nyanide (NYAN) Graf (POAST) Hachi (DRC) PNS (NAS) 2 Nominations: Meso Doctoro (NCD) Teto gummynerds (NAS) Stacksmash Zonk (SPW) Suiseiseki ** Andreas ** yukiame (NAS) eriner (NAS) Cosmic (NAS) + Dutch Xenophon (NCD) Alex Gleason LunaticLucidity (XFM) jonny fever jazzilla (NAS) + 1 Nomination (Higher seeds, entered): Salt (XFM) Nyx (XFM) XXXXXXXXXXXXXX <-Entrant cutoff line. 1 Nomination (Middle seeded, in order but not entered): Hyperhidrosis Starprophet AidanTTIerian (POAST) Gimli (POAST) Dushman Pete 1 Nomination (Low seeded, not entered and in no order): mrman zerg BadFediPosts eemmaa gay_yiff Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever) Sun Branman DSM SunMcNukes Colonelj HJ Schlomo NotAWeeb BigMekgitt LordMordred Blitz (11112011) dotnet MrJ90 Sirpantangelini msbellows truthbait VIPPER waifu chris Monkey *** Monkyyy *** Dan Ramos *Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person. **Due to a clerical error, this person was not observed as having been nominated twice: their name occurred twice in the "1 nomination" list in earlier counts. ***Due to a clerical error, these two were treated as the same person. +This denotes higher-nominated entrants who will be cut from the tournament due to rule 6.
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With two nominations for Lunatic Lucidity, I'm happy to say that I'm likely to achieve my goal of throwing in multiple people from Xenofem! I am very excited to include some people from one of Fedi's most faggoty instances in this tournament.
Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush:
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@maija@netzsphaere.xyz It's very narrow. I suspect that there's a group of people who don't care to nominate people out of the blue, but who *do* want to have control over the bracket - so I'm anticipating a shake-up in the last days. Snekbro just outright asked if he can change his vote and didn't, so I'm pretty sure there's going to be a lot of last-minute changes from people like that who prioritize "seeing their favorite matchups" rather than "seeing their favorite contestant."
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz I see it coming, but what that means for me is that I'm only going to write taglines for the top 16 or so seeds before the bracket's finalized, then I write taglines for the next 15.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com id believe that, also nas has their own circlejerk i know jackshit about but i expect them to spam votes again, maybe for nominations and not just competition this time, brigading and stuff. i dont expect to win or stay on top i expect some mildly annoying nas faggot to
[email protected] Hachi and Suiseiseki are valid, but I need a third for a valid nomination.
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz I expect it too. If you maintain the lead then it means that we probably get the type of final I prefer - something with people from two different instances. I'd like to see the CSB/Curry match in semis, rather than in finals, and that's what it looks like right now.
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@maija@netzsphaere.xyz CSB/Curry final would bore everyone outside of NAS, but having them do that during semis would mean we have a day where NAS is all riled up about something in one voting thread and everyone else is riled up in the other...that'd be great. I think that makes a much better show than having it be the final.
Don't worry I'll be sure to have Dicey beat you in the polls.
@NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol @maija@netzsphaere.xyz If I have any power over their placement, that match won't happen. I'd rather he go up against a mid-strength contender from NAS (like Sirrogueknight/PNS) so that the field remains diverse up through quarters.
Doesn't matter who you pair him against, that faggot was born for this. He's going all the way.
@Sui@decayable.ink @maija@netzsphaere.xyz @NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
Do your best to pull for him, man. I'm absolutely here to put on a show, and this kind of thing puts on the best show.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com suiseikei for sure But man he puts the hell in hellthread for sure 🤣
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com fuck just read op Sui (foss guy), Jeff Cliff, and tomato ofc
[email protected] I'm reading this as "Hachi, Suiseiseki, jazzy." Be sure to pester me if that's wrong.
Current Standings: 9 Nominations: Maija 8 Nominations: CSB (NAS) Jeff Cliff (SPW) 7 Nominations: Adam Curry Tomato 6 Nominations: SirRogueKnight (NAS) Ratposter (POAST) 5 Nominations: Tony 4 Nominations: Based Lunatic * Wiz Suiseiseki ** Hachi (DRC) 3 Nominations: nyanide (NYAN) Graf (POAST) PNS (NAS) Alex Gleason Zonk (SPW) 2 Nominations: Meso Doctoro (NCD) Teto gummynerds (NAS) Stacksmash Andreas ** yukiame (NAS) eriner (NAS) Cosmic (NAS) + Dutch Xenophon (NCD) LunaticLucidity (XFM) jonny fever jazzilla (NAS) + 1 Nomination (Higher seeds, entered): Salt (XFM) Nyx (XFM) XXXXXXXXXXXXXX <-Entrant cutoff line. 1 Nomination (Middle seeded, in order but not entered): Hyperhidrosis Starprophet AidanTTIerian (POAST) Gimli (POAST) Dushman Pete 1 Nomination (Low seeded, not entered and in no order): mrman zerg BadFediPosts eemmaa gay_yiff Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever) Sun Branman DSM SunMcNukes Colonelj HJ Schlomo NotAWeeb BigMekgitt LordMordred Blitz (11112011) dotnet MrJ90 Sirpantangelini msbellows truthbait VIPPER waifu chris Monkey *** Monkyyy *** Dan Ramos jazzy
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com >BadFediPosts was nominated
FAGGOT OWL! 🦉
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com I nominate Blitz (11112011) 11112011 Nonplayableclown [email protected] Dj [email protected]
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@Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @slamy@noauthority.social I have a degree and was on disability for 11 years but gave it all up in search of a better quality of life that never happened.
Jeff Cliff 🏴‍☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧😷
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@Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @slamy@noauthority.social Not lucky. I really regret leaving disability. Because while I make more money now than I did before, I'm still working retail, I'm still living with my parents, I still can't get a girlfriend, and I still can't get a better job which would allow me to afford my own apartment no matter how many times I apply for them. So it's basically exactly the same except that I'm a slave to globohomo. I should have just found volunteer opportunities for a charity instead of trying to find a job.
@CSB@noauthority.social Because his account is locked and his post isn't visible to everyone: CSB Nominates SirRogueKnight, Eriner, and PNS.
@BasedLunatic@annihilation.social Because he routinely deletes his posts and I am concerned with the possibility of him doing that with this: BasedLunatic has nominated Blitz, NPC, and DJ.
Rock DJ :catwink:
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social Nominations are still open? I previously nominated eemmaa but xir has been offline for over a month, can i withdraw him and replace my vote with
?
@dj@ak.parcero.casa @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social Sure, just be sure to link to the post where you made that nomination so I can deal with that more easily when the time comes for double-checking my counts.
Rock DJ :catwink:
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@trumpgpt @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @maija @StarProphet @salt I nominate @Tony @monkey and @eemmaa
@dj@ak.parcero.casa @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social Noted. I think today's a good day to double-check counts and begin preparing the taglines for people with 4 or more nominations, as well as preparing the bracket.
@jeffcliff@shitposter.world @11112011@annihilation.social @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social I'm actually going to retract this question. The people nominating them are accusing Blitz of troonery. I think that's sufficient for eligibility in this tournament: it's not the same as Owl (I think everyone believes they're a woman), or people on Spinster.xyz. Even if I don't know enough to make the claim myself, I think I have to consider that valid.
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@BasedLunatic@annihilation.social @11112011@annihilation.social @jeffcliff@shitposter.world Not yet, I'm actually double-counting everyone's nominations and throwing the stuff into a spreadsheet now. I should've checked this before, but because I should cross the ts and dot the is... @Sui@decayable.ink @dj@ak.parcero.casa Do either of you know when this guy started being around fedi?
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Depends what you consider fedi I guess, maybe ~a year? He's from mastodon, surprise surprise.
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He sperged off of Decayable then went to anni, I'm not sure if that was a year ago but I have the posts screencapped in a pinned post if you care enough lol Not sure if he's managed to have a single account for a year without sperging out or suicidebaiting his way out.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com I nominate Blitz (11112011)
@Sui@decayable.ink @dj@ak.parcero.casa @11112011@annihilation.social @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social @jeffcliff@shitposter.world I do care because he's a likely dark horse, but having someone pop up and say "yeah he's eligible and these screenshots are proof enough" is good enough for me. If someone like Twig or Fuknukl turns a knife on me in an argument about whether or not this guy's eligible, I'm going to redirect them to you.
@Kagekokoro@varishangout.net I need exactly 3 people as a nomination for this to be valid. I highly recommend salt and nyx from Xenofem, although you can choose whoever you want.
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Lies. 💅🏻
@Doll@decayable.ink Truths. Also a few things: 1) @meso@new.asbestos.cafe - you posted a nomination which is invalid for this reason, and I didn't get around to telling you that. Please nominate exactly three people. 2) My list is clearly wrong. I have more nominations for Maija and fewer for Sirrogueknight than I thought I did. Putting everything into a spreadsheet is helping it seems.
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🤷‍♂️ why wouldn't that faggot be eligible to be a faggot? Btw how long do we have to get the "dicey is the biggest faggot" campaign together?
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> whoever you want > SOME DOLLS NOT INCLUDED 😤
@Doll@decayable.ink @meso@new.asbestos.cafe Some terms and conditions may apply
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Oh, I think he's been around a while. Most if not all of these were his. He was on decayable for longer than a month, here's the oldest post I can be arsed to find. His posts are offensively boring, it's honestly worse than a tumblr blog.
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One thing though. Isn't at least half of the blitz account female? Wouldn't his nomination invalidate itself for that, rather than him not fagging up the place for more than a year?
@Sui@decayable.ink @dj@ak.parcero.casa @11112011@annihilation.social @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social @jeffcliff@shitposter.world Nominations are for people, not accounts. I'm going to assume that the people nominating Blitz are nominating the holder of the account they believe is male.
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And what if it's just a schizo female?
@Leyonhjelm@detroitriotcity.com @Dan_Ramos@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @halfpint@noauthority.social @jazzilla@noauthority.social For auditing purposes: ThewTheKooky is counted as having nominated PNS, jazzilla, and Dan Ramos. Their post doing this nomination is not visible from lab.nyanide.com, but is visible elsewhere and *should* have been counted.
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Hi ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating I deleted my previous post, and would like to update my nominations for the #FaggotTourney - https://noauthority.social/tags/FaggotTourney @Adam@noauthority.social - https://noauthority.social/@[email protected]@ILoveAmericaNews - https://noauthority.social/@ILoveAmericaNews@SiRrogueKnight Thanks for putting this together!
Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Trapped in a limbo between Normalfaggotry and Racism I only block: 1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists. 2) Spam accounts. 3) Accounts run...
@RichardJohnson@noauthority.social @Adam@noauthority.social @ILoveAmericaNews@noauthority.social No sweat, and thanks for doing this while I have my spreadsheet up.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com as long as blitz is there i dont mind, put them as the second and third nomination
@Kagekokoro@varishangout.net I'll count this as a nomination for Blitz, Salt, and Nyx.
Current Standings: 11 Nominations: Maija 8 Nominations: Tomato Jeff Cliff (SPW) 7 Nominations: Adam Curry CSB (NAS) 6 Nominations: SirRogueKnight (NAS) Ratposter (POAST) 5 Nominations: Tony Based Lunatic (ANNI) 4 Nominations: Wiz (LOLI) Suiseiseki Hachi (DRC) Zonk (SPW) 3 Nominations: Kirby (NYAN) Graf (POAST) PNS (NAS) Alex Gleason Nyx (XFM) Jonny Fever (ANNI) Blitz (ANNI) 2 Nominations: Meso LonelyOwl (ANNI) Doctoro (NCD) Teto Stacksmash (LOLI) Andreas eriner (NAS) Cosmic (NAS) Dutch (DRC) Xenophon (NCD) LunaticLucidity (XFM) jonny fever (ANNI) jazzilla (NAS) XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX 1 Nomination (Middle seeded, in order but not entered): Zerg Yukiame waifu vipper sysrq sunmcnukes sun soy magnus sirpantangelini schlomo pete npc notaweeb msbellows mrman mordred monkyy monkey jeff (magicka) j90 iloveamericanews hj gimli gay_yiff dushman dsm dotnet dj dicey dan ramos colonelj chris branman bigmekgitt bfp bajax aidanttierian Notes: 1) This is the result after recounting. It should be considered temporarily official. I have attached a spreadsheet. 2) Some votes appear to be missing. In particular, a nomination for @GummyNerds@noauthority.social and truthbait seems to be missing. 3) Someone nominated twice, and very differently each time. I assume this is purely from absent-mindedness, and so I have taken their most recent nomination and discarded their oldest. 4) The attached spreadsheet reflects what I believe to be true. Double-check to make sure your vote is there. 5) I have changed my nomination from "Maija, Salt, Starprophet" to "Maija, Salt, Nyx." Everyone else can do it, so I'm doing it too.
6) Instance count for entrants above 2 nominations: NAS: 6 ANNI: 5 XFM: 3 POAST: 2 LOLI: 2 DRC: 2 NCD: 2
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@GummyNerds@noauthority.social Note that CSB went down 1 nomination due to note 3. I'm pretty sure the missing nomination was "gummynerds/truthbait/sirrogueknight" but I can't confirm that.
cc @Twig@clew.lol Hey I think I fucked up my count, if you want to get on my case this is a great time to do it.
There's a missing entry: Salt (XFM) has 2 nominations. There's a double-entry: Jonny Fever has 3 nominations. He should not be under the "two" nominations.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com Which thread shall I count? Do you have the tally up to now?
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com The noisiest and happiest place on the Fediverse, #FaggotTourney If 32 players, accounts, get to play in the tournament by nomination, then one should think about the difference between one nomination and two nominations, not so much. I see that by the rule, you will parachute onewild card, then there should be a qualification round before the main event for one and two-nomination accounts, players. Whaddayathink? Fair enough?
@Twig@clew.lol Regardless of fairness: 1) There's *so many* one-nomination accounts that this creates an administrative hell. 2) Changing the rules for nominations *at this point* will upset people. There's a handful of people sitting back and waiting to nominate last-minute so they have control of which 1/2 nomination people are in...and I'm going to respect that as a valid strategy.
@Twig@clew.lol I posted the spreadsheet which I consider official.
@Twig@clew.lol There's two threads: this one and https://lab.nyanide.com/notice/AsvncDAzV3JyvnIqUC I'm pretty sure that there's *just one* missing nomination but I just can't for the life of me find it.
I am now opening up nominations for the SECOND ANNUAL Biggest Faggot on the Fediverse Tournament! #FaggotTourney Nominations will close on May 24th, and the first match will be held June 1st: the ...
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz Looking at who is *currently* nominated, there's actually a pretty clean, albeit artificial, way to handle this. It looks like the number of nominated people just happens to split almost cleanly into clusters of 8: there's 7 "obviously NAS-ish" people, 9 people who are closer to Annihilation.social, 8 people who are closer to poast, and 8 or so independents. I think putting each of them in their own quarter-bracket and seeding them in order *might* work out. It's fragile, but if that's possible then I think manually setting up the bracket that way is most likely to build tension up until the end. Seems like it's a better show to put on, and I don't *think* anyone would argue against it too much.
I'm currently preparing the taglines for Maija, Tomato, Jeff Cliff, Adam Curry, CSB, SirRogueKnight, Ratposter, Tony, and Based Lunatic because I'm *pretty sure* all 9 of them are going to be in the tournament. If anyone has anything about these people they want to say to encourage people to vote for any of these nine people, then now's a good time to put that in my ear.
cc @RatPoster@poa.st @Sui@decayable.ink You two in particular have horses in this game. @Twig@annihilation.social I don't actually know the Adam Curry lore too well, and I don't want to mess that up.
Rock DJ :catwink:
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com Vote for Dicey, the dark horse biggest faggot of 2025!
@dj@ak.parcero.casa Do a little better than that, I've got to have some flair and elan in these. Give it some REAL ENERGY, make people go
Rock DJ :catwink:
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com You've inspired me to do better. I'll get to work on an official logo for the faggot tourney. Here's a quickie for now.
@dj@ak.parcero.casa
Words! Use words!
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"The most obnoxious Cookiehomo on fedi." would be a good tagline, but too reliant on niche knowledge. I thing posting Gachi would give me better results than obscure lesbian touhou voicedrama shitposts.
@RatPoster@poa.st I have the Gachimuchi posting mentioned in your intro, you're good to go.
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Should Alex still be on the list? He abandoned Fedi a while back...
@djsumdog@djsumdog.com He's around enough that he counts - just like Adam Curry.
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @djsumdog@djsumdog.com he is still maintaining the bridge, so he never really left
@Inginsub@clubcyberia.co @djsumdog@djsumdog.com I think that counts as "use" enough for the purposes of rule 10.
FAGGOT OWL! 🦉
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[email protected] @dj@ak.parcero.casa @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com Worse. I am russian. And therefore i am connected to vpn 24/7 (otherwise the internet simply stops working due to rkn). I often use israeli node because in my provider it werks better than other locations.
@lonelyowl13@detroitriotcity.com @dj@ak.parcero.casa [email protected] I have written your intro already, thank you for this.
[email protected] @lonelyowl13@detroitriotcity.com @dj@ak.parcero.casa US State Department's guidelines on Russia involve calling them a faggot on the internet.
FAGGOT OWL! 🦉
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @dj@ak.parcero.casa [email protected] Don't forget to mention that i am a faggot king, i command other faggots. Kneel down!
@lonelyowl13@detroitriotcity.com @dj@ak.parcero.casa [email protected] You're a 2-nomination, you get maybe one or two lines tops.
:xi5: :xi1: :xi3: :chinacat: :pig_poop_balls:
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com i didnt even make the cut this time
so im hanggin my gay pride flag up guys. Im no longer an ultra faggot
Rock DJ :catwink:
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@Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com You have one nomination, the threshold is two, you didn't nominate yourself, and I generally respect nomination changes.
FAGGOT OWL! 🦉
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FAGGOT OWL! 🦉
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@lonelyowl13@detroitriotcity.com @Zergling_man@gearlandia.haus And I already have my spreadsheet, which I posted above, and which everyone can look at if they give a damn. Problem already solved, and with somehow less effort.
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@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com got banned, new instance, is my standing still valid? i believe so if i read the rules correct
@ube@spergia.net Yes. Again, participants/voters/etc. are *users*, not *accounts*.
Ube Maija (@[email protected])
Well known well respected Autistic Nationalist Aspergia will be free
@Kyou@yumejosh.ing @ube@spergia.net Snacks got pissed that Maija interacts with pedos a lot, and that this means that he has to see Pedi sometimes.
You should view this as functionally a last call for nominations. I'm closing these nominations "the moment I notice it is May 24th."
𓅓 negligent owl.
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anime gray mays, Poa.st. Koropokkur, whatever hellhole he's from. Cowanon, Nice Crew.
For auditing purposes: @Owl@nicecrew.digital has nominated Koropokkur, Graf, and Cowanon.
@Owl@nicecrew.digital Oh, that changes Graf's seed enough that it alters the bracket.
I had a bracket ready to go, but I'm going to have to rework it now. He's probably going up against a NAS person instead of Nyx now.
For auditing purposes: @koropokkur@eveningzoo.club has nominated Owl, transgrammaractivist, and Ratposter!
𓅓 negligent owl.
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Is it weird that one of my alts already was nominated? Ah no matter.
𓅓 negligent owl.
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No no no don't this will be big funny.
@Owl@nicecrew.digital @koropokkur@eveningzoo.club In this situation I'm forced to shake you down a little. I don't want NAS breathing down my neck here.
𓅓 negligent owl.
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Hmmm. Curry, right?
@Owl@nicecrew.digital @koropokkur@eveningzoo.club You could've just claimed to be BFP and I'd actually have given you the nomination that's in for him.
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Graf Graf's boss (trevor) The dude who runs DRC and has muslim men shitting cum porn saved on his hard drive
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This changes the bracket immensely. Excellent nominations.
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Thanks
@transgrammaractivist@mugicha.club No, I really *really* like that Trevor nomination. From my perspective it allows me to do the following: I am once again changing my nomination: From "Maija, Salt, Nyx" to "Trevor, Salt, Nyx." One less zako I have to write a new tagline for. I can just look up Trevor's old one and put less effort in.
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Just make sure to specify hes the boss if you really wanna ruffle some jim jams.
@transgrammaractivist@mugicha.club As a general rule, if you want to write an intro and share screenshots of his posts that make you want to nominate him, then I'll use it in the voting threads. That type of thing strengthens a contender's chances greatly, and it improves the quality of the thread.
@transgrammaractivist@mugicha.club This applies to *any* actual entrant, by the way.
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The only thing id really want is that hes specified as grafs boss. Also he still pays for gab pro
@transgrammaractivist@mugicha.club Oh, paying for gab pro? That *is* faggoty, good work.
This post got deleted, but this was a nomination in this thread which I'm not counting: This person nominated "CSB's account on NAS, SirRogueKnight, and CSB's account on poast." Because CSB's account on NAS and his account on Poast are run by the same user, this does not count as two separate nominations. Essentially "it's the ruling any reasonable person would assume is true."
I have noticed that it is May 24th. Nominations are now closed.
𓅓 negligent owl.
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May the best faggot win.
𓅓 negligent owl.
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Can we get a list of what the roster looks like?
@Owl@nicecrew.digital Once I'm done making it.
@CSB@noauthority.social @Iamthebammbamm@noauthority.social It was discarded regardless because he didn't nominate exactly three users, which is what the rules state.
@CSB@noauthority.social @Iamthebammbamm@noauthority.social He nominated three *accounts*, which is entirely different.