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dick - https://cawfee.club/users/dick Temple order is such an L in ocarina that literally the zoras don’t open their fucking waterfall until you have finished dodildo cavern I’ve tried

dick - https://cawfee.club/users/dick Ocarina did feel open world back then but the standard has changed.The opportunity to dungeon order changing is very limited in ocarina. Maybe forest temple x fire temple. Water temple is a hard block. Then shadow and spirit can kind of be reversed buuuut there’s that one place you need the hover boots.Also, ocarina’s side quest game is very limited.Comparing ocarina to majora’s mask is night and day. Majora’s mask was actually designed to be only semi-linear

Ok I would accept majora’s mask as spiritually open world.Most Zelda games were way too linear to count including ocarina, twilight princess, and skyward sword.Link to the past is also surprisingly unlinear but it’s 2D so doesn’t count here

Quick reminderWind waker was THE ONLY open world game in the Zelda series until breath of the wildIt may be THE ONLY open world game that existed on a Nintendo platform until breath of the wild, if I’m wrong please give the example and it’d better be good or I will tell you to stop being poor

Then, to add insult to injury, they gave us ok but not great sequels which were overall mediocrePhantom hourglass — such mixed opinions …But worst thing is the fucking stylus controls and the gimmicks.And then the fucking blow mechanic where you have to give the mic a wet blowjob to play the game in spirit tracks.Same thing happened in paper MarioNintendo loves to take their sub IPs that were great then loot them for gimmick fodder then discard them.It’s so sad

Now that we see we are getting windwaker on switch 2 I need to give a mini rant about fucking wind wakerGreat animation style, 10/10Also, it is a crime gainer humanity that the game was rushed through development and didn’t have enough content.It’s now an impasse where they can’t reuse it because the magnetic boots lava island dungeon that was supposed to be in that game got stripped-mined into twilight princess.They literally can’t fix the game because they stole the contentCont

Half the replies I get are hate about video games, the other half are claims that no one cares about them 🤷‍♂️I will continue the cycle until all haters are blocked.The latest claim: “games are for kidz”Incorrect. Boomers have this perception because gaming did not exist when they grew up. All new hobbies are kid hobbies to them.Meanwhile, they drool in front of the TV and project “idiot box;” cable TV is the real literal idiot box, it takes no user input