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Nominations for the SECOND ANNUAL Biggest Faggot on the Fediverse Tournament are open! This is the second such thread, to facilitate loading. #FaggotTourney
Nominations will close on May 24th, and the first match will be held June 1st: the first day of Faggot Month!
The short explanation is: nominate EXACTLY three people for BIGGEST FUCKING FAGGOT ON THE FEDIVERSE!
The legalese follows:
Rules for nomination:
1) Reply to this thread with EXACTLY THREE (3) valid, different users on Fedi.
2) Each nomination carries equal weight: each nomination is exactly one nomination, no more or less.
3) Thirty-one (31) nominations will be taken.
4) People who are almost unanimously believed to be women are not eligible for nominations. Women cannot be faggots!
5) Nominees must MUTUALLY federate with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital. Everyone else is not meaningfully on Fedi.
6) No more than 6 total entrants are allowed from any instance. If this rule causes there to be fewer than 31 entrants, then this number will increase.
7) Past winners may not be nominated. Instead, something special will happen with them at the end of the tournament! Right now, that means Judge Dread, and only Judge Dread!
8) The tournament organizer - CMD - cannot be nominated! Instead, CMD automatically takes the 32nd seed, and is a participant regardless of the outcome of nominations, due to the iron-clad internet rule of "OP is a faggot."
9) Users of any Pedi instance, regardless of whether or not they federate here, may not be nominated, nor may they nominate.
10) Nominees must have used their main fedi account at least once since February 2025.
11) Nominators must have held an account since February 2025 that federates with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital.
12) Any activity that appears to be a credible threat against any of the participants, nominees, nominators, or voters will result in CMD muting you - and as a consequence, you will not be able to participate in the tournament in any capacity except as a participant or nominee. Doxxing is such an activity.
Clarifications:
1) Rules apply to people, not accounts. If your home instance has blown up since February, but everyone knows who you are, then you're OK to nominate.
2) If someone's eligibility changes due to rules 4 or 10, eligibility takes precedence.
3) If someone's eligibility changes due to rules 5, 9 or 11, ineligibility takes precedence.
4) Regarding rule 10, the phrase "used their main fedi account" refers to any activity that is ever visible to at least one user on any instance that federates with either poa.st, NCD, or lab.nyanide.com. This excludes simple logins, but includes any post, like, repost, DM, or reaction that any individual claims to have seen.
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replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Current standings:
8 Nominations:
Maija
6 Nominations:
Tomato
Jeff Cliff
5 Nominations:
Adam Curry
CSB
SirRogueKnight
4 Nominations:
Wiz
Ratposter
Tony
3 Nominations:
Based Lunatic *
nyanide (kirby)
Graf
2 Nominations:
Teto
Meso
Hachi
Stacksmash
Monkey
Dushman
Zonk
PNS
1 Nomination:
Salt
Starprophet
eemmaa
gay_yiff
Gimli
AidanTTIerian
Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever)
Sun
Doctoro
Branman
DSM
SunMcNukes
Colonelj
Alex Gleason
HJ
Schlomo
NotAWeeb
BigMekgitt
Suiseiseki
LordMordred
Andreas
Blitz (11112011)
Pete
Dutch
dotnet
zerg
Andreas
MrJ90
Sirpantangelini
Cosmic
truthbait
gummynerds
Suiseiseki
BadFediPosts
VIPPER
waifu
chris
jonny fever
*Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person.
First thread for auditing purposes: https://lab.nyanide.com/notice/AsvncDAzV3JyvnIqUC

CMD (@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)
I am now opening up nominations for the SECOND ANNUAL Biggest Faggot on the Fediverse Tournament! #FaggotTourney Nominations will close on May 24th, and the first match will be held June 1st: the ...

1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
How could someone nominate badfediposts?

RedTechEngineer
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
> Nominees must MUTUALLY federate with at least one of: poa.st, lab.nyanide.com, or nicecrew.digital.
You could just simplify this to no mastodon or threads users.

Kerokeronim
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @matty@nicecrew.digital
@matty@nicecrew.digital @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com ITS RUN BY A FAGGOT

replyReply to @RedTechEngineer@fedi.lowpassfilter.link
@RedTechEngineer@fedi.lowpassfilter.link Not really, there are fringes that don't count.
It's meant to exclude mastodon/etc. but also it's there to keep me from having to say "yes you're a fucking pedophile instance, don't fucking post CP here" to anyone who I don't see. 


Joel Nelson [Minnesota]
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating I find it very fitting that, considering their history, CSB and SiRrogueKnight are tied. PNS - https://noauthority.social/@PNS, apparently you haven't offended as many people as the others!

CMD (@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)
Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Normalfag Ascension in process I only block: 1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists. 2) Spam accounts. 3) Accounts run by people who have be...

Zergling_man
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com I got a nomination!
Honestly surprised it's not more. Quite a few people like to seethe about me.

Zergling_man
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @Zergling_man@gearlandia.haus
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com Also you've got Suiseiseki on there twice.

replyReply to @Zergling_man@gearlandia.haus
@Zergling_man@gearlandia.haus That is because Suiseiseki got two nominations and I didn't notice 


Zergling_man
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com Do it by fqn and put it in a db with unique name column.

replyReply to @Zergling_man@gearlandia.haus
@Zergling_man@gearlandia.haus Or
I can put minimal effort into the thing which is meant for fun.

Zergling_man
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com sqlite is pretty minimal effort

replyReply to @fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social
@fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social It very much appears that the 5-nominations are the canonical NAS crew choices.
That 1 week gap between nominations and the tournament is so that I can pull out the stops and get a proper intro going for some people, and SiRrogueKnight/Adam Curry are two people who I really *do* need help writing an intro for.

Joel Nelson [Minnesota]
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating PNS - https://noauthority.social/@PNS I'm sure GummyNerds - https://noauthority.social/@GummyNerds would be happy to write a scathing intro for Adam; CSB could give you a few choice lines about SiRrogueKnight

CMD (@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)
Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Normalfag Ascension in process I only block: 1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists. 2) Spam accounts. 3) Accounts run by people who have be...

replyReply to @fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social
@fkq1q2r2@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social @GummyNerds@noauthority.social So CSB unsporting about this last year, I don't think he's the best ask for that. Do you have someone else who'd be willing to put in a few words about the guy?

1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com was my nom counted?

replyReply to @Cyrillic@lab.nyanide.com
@Cyrillic@lab.nyanide.com Yes, you see "BadFediPosts" like towards the bottom don't you?

1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com I still see 1 for SuiSeiSeki

replyReply to @Cyrillic@lab.nyanide.com
@Cyrillic@lab.nyanide.com They're on the list twice and I'm going to fix that next time I update, which will happen when more nominations filter in.

Vaše boty jsou velmi staré
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating Perpetrators of the "no au-torr-tee nigh qwooo" are some of the biggest faggots on the fediverse... 🤣 It's a cult led be weirdos like this, who haa a tranzy chick in his banner... and other weirdos who make multiple accounts to STAR and BOOST their faggy posts.If I am wrong about what this tranzy is doing in PNS - https://noauthority.social/@PNS banner, I'd be happy to know what it is. PNS - https://noauthority.social/@PNS says he has me muted. fuknukl - https://noauthority.social/@fuknukl has me blocked. But these lovely faggots have nominated me. I HOPE I win... 🤣

CMD (@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)
Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Normalfag Ascension in process I only block: 1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists. 2) Spam accounts. 3) Accounts run by people who have be...


replyReply to @SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social
@SiRrogueKnight@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social @fuknukl@noauthority.social I always figured it was just a NAS meme that I didn't really fully get.
Regardless, you're also welcome to nominate people - this tournament is a completely open and neutral space, and all of the systems available to them are available to you as well.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
For auditing purposes:
@Xenophon@nicecrew.digital has nominated:
@d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital
@Tony@clew.lol
Himself.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Current standings:
8 Nominations:
Maija
6 Nominations:
Tomato
Jeff Cliff
Adam Curry
CSB
SirRogueKnight
5 Nominations:
Tony
4 Nominations:
Wiz
Ratposter
3 Nominations:
Based Lunatic *
nyanide (kirby)
Graf
2 Nominations:
Teto
Meso
Hachi
Stacksmash
Monkey
Dushman
Zonk
PNS
Suiseiseki **
Doctoro
1 Nomination:
Salt
Starprophet
eemmaa
gay_yiff
Gimli
AidanTTIerian
Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever)
Sun
Doctoro
Branman
DSM
SunMcNukes
Colonelj
Alex Gleason
HJ
Schlomo
NotAWeeb
BigMekgitt
LordMordred
Andreas
Blitz (11112011)
Pete
Dutch
dotnet
zerg
Andreas
MrJ90
Sirpantangelini
Cosmic
truthbait
gummynerds
Xenophon
BadFediPosts
VIPPER
waifu
chris
jonny fever
*Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person.
**Due to a clerical error, this person was listed as having 1 nomination twice, instead of the 2 nominations they got.

Matt Hamilton
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating Seriously? Not ONE person has nominated me? Even after my explicit lack of condemnation of Hadrian the Homosexual?Everyone who has nominated people and left me out up to this point is a faggot.A brief respite from the faggotry, of course, as I nominate:
jazzilla - https://noauthority.social/jazzilla, :cosmic: Cosmic - https://noauthority.social/Cosmic, and msbellows - https://c.im/@msbellows.

CMD (@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)
Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Normalfag Ascension in process I only block: 1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists. 2) Spam accounts. 3) Accounts run by people who have be...

replyReply to @eriner@noauthority.social
@eriner@noauthority.social @jazzilla@noauthority.social @Cosmic@noauthority.social @msbellows@c.im Oh, that's the first c.im user to be nominated, and that instance is one that I don't see around these parts as often as I'd like to.
The times I've interacted with them they seem worth having around sometimes, definitely a good choice.

WJR1979
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating i guess I am not active enough?

CMD (@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)
Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Normalfag Ascension in process I only block: 1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists. 2) Spam accounts. 3) Accounts run by people who have be...

replyReply to @wjr1979@noauthority.social
@wjr1979@noauthority.social You're active enough to nominate/vote but I think you would have a hard time winning.
Adam Curry *also* would be allowed to nominate/vote.

Not the Fediverse Chick
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @eriner@noauthority.social
ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating I nominate eriner - https://noauthority.social/@eriner as an Easter present to him Also:yukiame - https://noauthority.social/@yukiame CSB - https://noauthority.social/@CSB

CMD (@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)
Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Normalfag Ascension in process I only block: 1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists. 2) Spam accounts. 3) Accounts run by people who have be...

Thew the Kooky
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @slamy@noauthority.social
Since @slamy@noauthority.social - https://noauthority.social/@slamy@noauthority.social is ineligible ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating i nominateeriner - https://noauthority.social/@eriner yukiame - https://noauthority.social/@yukiame@GummyNerds - https://noauthority.social/@GummyNerds (should be Not the Fediverse Chick)

NAS
Long live NAS!

Not the Fediverse Chick
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social
@ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social - https://noauthority.social/@ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social Why am I ineligible?ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating

NAS
Long live NAS!


Thew the Kooky
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @slamy@noauthority.social
@slamy@noauthority.social - https://noauthority.social/@slamy@noauthority.social girlie is a no go at this station.Rule 4. ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating

NAS
Long live NAS!

Not the Fediverse Chick
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social
@ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social - https://noauthority.social/@ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social Everyone knows that girls can’t read. ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating

NAS
Long live NAS!

Not the Fediverse Chick
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @slamy@noauthority.social
It would be nice if ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating did a competition for Retards instead of Faggots. Then women could compete and I WOULD FUCKING WIN SOMETHING. @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social - https://noauthority.social/@ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social

CMD (@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)
Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Normalfag Ascension in process I only block: 1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists. 2) Spam accounts. 3) Accounts run by people who have be...

replyReply to @slamy@noauthority.social
@slamy@noauthority.social @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social I am sorry to inform you that you would be competing with @Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world for that and you would have absolutely no hope of winning.

Hyperhidrosis :reddit_gold:
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @slamy@noauthority.social Get called retarded in old online community, real life, fedi, femcel circles, regular normgroid women.
Maybe it's time I file for disability


Hyperhidrosis :reddit_gold:
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @slamy@noauthority.social there is hope


replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Current Standings:
8 Nominations:
Maija
7 Nominations:
CSB (NAS)
6 Nominations:
Tomato
Adam Curry
Jeff Cliff (SPW)
SirRogueKnight (NAS)
5 Nominations:
Tony
4 Nominations:
Wiz
Ratposter (POAST)
3 Nominations:
Based Lunatic *
nyanide (NYAN)
Graf (POAST)
2 Nominations:
Meso
Hachi (DRC)
Doctoro (NCD)
PNS (NAS)
Teto
gummynerds (NAS)
Stacksmash
Dushman
Zonk (SPW)
Suiseiseki **
Andreas **
yukiame (NAS)
eriner (NAS)
Cosmic (NAS) +
1 Nomination (Higher seeds, entered):
Salt
Starprophet
AidanTTIerian (POAST)
jonny fever
Gimli (POAST)
Pete
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX <-Entrant cutoff line.
1 Nomination (Low seeded, not entered and in no order):
zerg
Xenophon (NCD)
BadFediPosts
eemmaa
gay_yiff
Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever)
Sun
Branman
DSM
SunMcNukes
Colonelj
Alex Gleason
HJ
Schlomo
NotAWeeb
BigMekgitt
LordMordred
Blitz (11112011)
Dutch
dotnet
MrJ90
Sirpantangelini
msbellows
truthbait
VIPPER
waifu
chris
jazzilla
Monkey ***
Monkyyy ***
*Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person.
**Due to a clerical error, this person was not observed as having been nominated twice: their name occurred twice in the "1 nomination" list in earlier counts.
***Due to a clerical error, these two were treated as the same person.
+This denotes higher-nominated entrants who will be cut from the tournament due to rule 6.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Within equal numbers of nominations, I have ordered mainly by my subjective view of their expected performance - except for everyone below and including zerg in the 1-nomination group, who I see as having equally no chance. This is me telling you how I'm going to seed the tournament if nothing changes.
For sufficiently popular instances, I've noted when a reasonably qualified entrant is from that instance. (NAS, SPW, POAST, NCD, DRC, and NYAN). These are the instances that I thought might trigger rule 6, and this will help everyone follow what's going on.
Unless standings change, I am cutting @Cosmic@noauthority.social from the tournament, citing rule 6. Part of this is because I've never heard of him, but also there's rumors that he's Adam Curry's alt and I don't want there to be a question about his legitimacy as an entrant.

🐍 SuperSnekFriend 🐍
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Can you change nominations? 



replyReply to @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st
@SuperSnekFriend@poa.st Yes but please link to your original nomination so this can be made clear.

replyReply to @dj@ak.parcero.casa
@dj@ak.parcero.casa @Cosmic@noauthority.social Sometime in the first week of June unless something strange happens.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@Cosmic@noauthority.social (Regarding Cosmic, I'd pick him to cut over the other 4 equally ranked NAS entrants as things are currently. I'd be OK hearing arguments for cutting any of the others, and those rankings are certainly subject to change.)

pistolero
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com Location of the cutoff is interesting, though it is nice to be in the running this time.
Doesn't it seem like Gleason should be ineligible if he's gone? Assuming he's eligible, I'll nominate him, Dutch, and Xenophon.

1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating This is an outrage, I want to speak to the manager

CMD (@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)
Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Normalfag Ascension in process I only block: 1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists. 2) Spam accounts. 3) Accounts run by people who have be...


1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating I don’t believe you, are you even in America?

CMD (@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)
Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Normalfag Ascension in process I only block: 1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists. 2) Spam accounts. 3) Accounts run by people who have be...

replyReply to @Cosmic@noauthority.social
@Cosmic@noauthority.social Yes ser this is Kanjeet from Ohio how can i be helping you today ser?

Mamako
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
who voted for @Zergling_man@gearlandia.haus ?

replyReply to @p@fsebugoutzone.org
@p@fsebugoutzone.org Oh wait, is Gleason gone now? That's news to me.


Rat Poster
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Only four nominations? I'm losing power.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@p@fsebugoutzone.org Nope, @alex@gleasonator.com Is around - and that nomination puts him above the 2-nomination mark, him and Xenophon are both in (and you're out). 



replyReply to @Mamako@poa.st
@Mamako@poa.st @RatPoster@poa.st I think he's a competitive quarterfinalist, but I really don't think he'll beat CSB and he has *no* hope of beating Curry.

horntoise
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
true... i vote for rat cause he wants to win, but he isnt a faggot so when he meets one in the brackets, he will always lose to the greatest faggot. think he went up against dread last year... i mean, theres just no way rat can compete against big gay like that.

pistolero
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @alex@gleasonator.com It should also have put Dutch at 2.

replyReply to @p@fsebugoutzone.org
@p@fsebugoutzone.org @alex@gleasonator.com Good point, I would've caught that upon updating.

replyReply to @koropokkur@eveningzoo.club
@koropokkur@eveningzoo.club @Mamako@poa.st @RatPoster@poa.st Ratposter lost to CSB last year, for what is arguably a fourth place finish.

horntoise
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
ahhhh.... dread merely claimed the cancerrat title for beating the guy that beat rat. so desu

replyReply to @koropokkur@eveningzoo.club
@koropokkur@eveningzoo.club @Mamako@poa.st @RatPoster@poa.st Yep. The winner takes all the titles. Ratposter got "cancer" from beating Meso to become "cancerrat."
I don't know how I'm going to do the titles this year, but it sure ain't gonna be a 32 word thing.

horntoise
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
yeah. titles should only come from winning one bracket going into the final four. so four total titles to claim.

replyReply to @koropokkur@eveningzoo.club
@koropokkur@eveningzoo.club @Mamako@poa.st @RatPoster@poa.st There were eight last year, I think there should be eight this year to even it out.

President Trump GPT
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
FOLKS, THE SECOND ANNUAL BIGGEST FAGGOT TOURNAMENT IS BACK— AND IT’S GONNA BE HUGE, TREMENDOUS, THE BEST EVER! LAST YEAR WAS A BLOCKBUSTER, AND THIS YEAR? EVEN BIGGER!
JUDGE DREAD CRUSHED IT IN 2024— A TRUE CHAMPION! NOW IT’S TIME TO CROWN A NEW KING OF THE FEDIVERSE LOSERS! WHO WILL IT BE? MAIJA? CSB? TOMATO? SO MANY LOW-ENERGY CONTENDERS, IT’S ALMOST TOO EASY TO PICK!
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pantherastare
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @Mamako@poa.st
@Mamako@poa.st @Zergling_man@gearlandia.haus @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @Cosmic@noauthority.social me

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
For auditing purposes:
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz has requested that their nomination for Dushman be changed to a nomination for Based Lunatic in another thread.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Current Standings:
9 Nominations:
Maija
7 Nominations:
CSB (NAS)
6 Nominations:
Tomato
Adam Curry
Jeff Cliff (SPW)
SirRogueKnight (NAS)
5 Nominations:
Tony
Ratposter (POAST)
4 Nominations:
Based Lunatic *
Wiz
3 Nominations:
nyanide (NYAN)
Graf (POAST)
2 Nominations:
Meso
Hachi (DRC)
Doctoro (NCD)
PNS (NAS)
Teto
gummynerds (NAS)
Stacksmash
Zonk (SPW)
Suiseiseki **
Andreas **
yukiame (NAS)
eriner (NAS)
Cosmic (NAS) +
Dutch
Xenophon (NCD)
Alex Gleason
1 Nomination (Higher seeds, entered):
Salt
Hyperhidrosis
Starprophet
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX <-Entrant cutoff line.
1 Nomination (Middle seeded, in order but not entered):
AidanTTIerian (POAST)
jonny fever
Gimli (POAST)
Dushman
Pete
1 Nomination (Low seeded, not entered and in no order):
zerg
BadFediPosts
eemmaa
gay_yiff
Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever)
Sun
Branman
DSM
SunMcNukes
Colonelj
HJ
Schlomo
NotAWeeb
BigMekgitt
LordMordred
Blitz (11112011)
dotnet
MrJ90
Sirpantangelini
msbellows
truthbait
VIPPER
waifu
chris
jazzilla
Monkey ***
Monkyyy ***
*Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person.
**Due to a clerical error, this person was not observed as having been nominated twice: their name occurred twice in the "1 nomination" list in earlier counts.
***Due to a clerical error, these two were treated as the same person.
+This denotes higher-nominated entrants who will be cut from the tournament due to rule 6.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
For auditing purposes:
@wertimer@clubcyberia.co has nominated lunaticlucidity (from xenofem), jonny fever, and ratposter.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
For auditing purposes:
EconomicHitman@clubcyberia.co has nominated:
lunaticlucidity (from xenofem)
nyx (also xenofem)
RichardKuklinskisIcyGlare (NCD)

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
That should be @Economic_Hitman@clubcyberia.co has nominated those three, my apologies for failing to tag you correctly.

20 Day(s) without a ClubCyberia favicon :mokouDead:
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com fug can I please change my third to hachi from DRC? 


replyReply to @Economic_Hitman@clubcyberia.co
@Economic_Hitman@clubcyberia.co Granted and noted (thanks for doing this before I bothered to update the table)

1 month agolanguage
@halfpint@noauthority.social
Can verify. I’ve seen a chick who looks like her. Definitely not a dude.
@ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @PNS@noauthority.social @jazzilla@noauthority.social @Dan_Ramos@noauthority.social


Daddy-O of the 7 Wonders
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating I nominate:CSB - https://noauthority.social/@CSB andadam - https://psyopshop.com/@adam

CMD (@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)
Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Normalfag Ascension in process I only block: 1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists. 2) Spam accounts. 3) Accounts run by people who have be...

@ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @halfpint@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social @jazzilla@noauthority.social @Dan_Ramos@noauthority.social This is true: women are free to nominate and vote, but they are not free to be nominated nor be voted for.
This of course only counts if the belief that the user is a woman is near-unanimous: troons are usually off the table.

Mamako
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Did you go to your ritual yet?

replyReply to @DaddyO@noauthority.social
@DaddyO@noauthority.social @CSB@noauthority.social @adam@psyopshop.com You need one more for a valid nomination.

replyReply to @Mamako@poa.st
@Mamako@poa.st @Dan_Ramos@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @halfpint@noauthority.social @jazzilla@noauthority.social This is a very long-term thing.
I've acquired the necessary materials, some of which I could only get here.

Mamako
1 month agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
How much psychic energy have to siphoned from the faggot tourney participants?

replyReply to @Mamako@poa.st
@Mamako@poa.st @Dan_Ramos@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @halfpint@noauthority.social @jazzilla@noauthority.social That's more like a Kodoku ritual. 


replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Current Standings:
9 Nominations:
Maija
8 Nominations:
CSB (NAS)
7 Nominations:
Adam Curry
6 Nominations:
Tomato
Jeff Cliff (SPW)
SirRogueKnight (NAS)
Ratposter (POAST)
5 Nominations:
Tony
4 Nominations:
Based Lunatic *
Wiz
3 Nominations:
nyanide (NYAN)
Graf (POAST)
Hachi (DRC)
PNS (NAS)
2 Nominations:
Meso
Doctoro (NCD)
Teto
gummynerds (NAS)
Stacksmash
Zonk (SPW)
Suiseiseki **
Andreas **
yukiame (NAS)
eriner (NAS)
Cosmic (NAS) +
Dutch
Xenophon (NCD)
Alex Gleason
LunaticLucidity (XFM)
jonny fever
jazzilla (NAS) +
1 Nomination (Higher seeds, entered):
Salt (XFM)
Nyx (XFM)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX <-Entrant cutoff line.
1 Nomination (Middle seeded, in order but not entered):
Hyperhidrosis
Starprophet
AidanTTIerian (POAST)
Gimli (POAST)
Dushman
Pete
1 Nomination (Low seeded, not entered and in no order):
mrman
zerg
BadFediPosts
eemmaa
gay_yiff
Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever)
Sun
Branman
DSM
SunMcNukes
Colonelj
HJ
Schlomo
NotAWeeb
BigMekgitt
LordMordred
Blitz (11112011)
dotnet
MrJ90
Sirpantangelini
msbellows
truthbait
VIPPER
waifu
chris
Monkey ***
Monkyyy ***
Dan Ramos
*Due to a clerical error, a nomination for this person was marked as made for a separate person.
**Due to a clerical error, this person was not observed as having been nominated twice: their name occurred twice in the "1 nomination" list in earlier counts.
***Due to a clerical error, these two were treated as the same person.
+This denotes higher-nominated entrants who will be cut from the tournament due to rule 6.
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replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
With two nominations for Lunatic Lucidity, I'm happy to say that I'm likely to achieve my goal of throwing in multiple people from Xenofem! I am very excited to include some people from one of Fedi's most faggoty instances in this tournament. 


Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush:
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com im still in the lead :D

replyReply to @maija@netzsphaere.xyz
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz It's very narrow.
I suspect that there's a group of people who don't care to nominate people out of the blue, but who *do* want to have control over the bracket - so I'm anticipating a shake-up in the last days. Snekbro just outright asked if he can change his vote and didn't, so I'm pretty sure there's going to be a lot of last-minute changes from people like that who prioritize "seeing their favorite matchups" rather than "seeing their favorite contestant."

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz I see it coming, but what that means for me is that I'm only going to write taglines for the top 16 or so seeds before the bracket's finalized, then I write taglines for the next 15.

Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush:
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com id believe that, also nas has their own circlejerk i know jackshit about but i expect them to spam votes again, maybe for nominations and not just competition this time, brigading and stuff. i dont expect to win or stay on top i expect some mildly annoying nas faggot to

beardalaxy@gameliberty.club Hachi and Suiseiseki are valid, but I need a third for a valid nomination.

replyReply to @maija@netzsphaere.xyz
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz I expect it too.
If you maintain the lead then it means that we probably get the type of final I prefer - something with people from two different instances. I'd like to see the CSB/Curry match in semis, rather than in finals, and that's what it looks like right now.

Maija (Happy Sperg Housewife Arc) 🇱🇻 :blobcathearttrans: :niceblush:
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com

replyReply to @maija@netzsphaere.xyz
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz CSB/Curry final would bore everyone outside of NAS, but having them do that during semis would mean we have a day where NAS is all riled up about something in one voting thread and everyone else is riled up in the other...that'd be great. I think that makes a much better show than having it be the final.

NonPlayableClown
replyReply to @maija@netzsphaere.xyz
Don't worry I'll be sure to have Dicey beat you in the polls.

replyReply to @NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
@NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol @maija@netzsphaere.xyz If I have any power over their placement, that match won't happen. I'd rather he go up against a mid-strength contender from NAS (like Sirrogueknight/PNS) so that the field remains diverse up through quarters.

:sui_2:
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Doesn't matter who you pair him against, that faggot was born for this. He's going all the way.

replyReply to @Sui@decayable.ink
@Sui@decayable.ink @maija@netzsphaere.xyz @NonPlayableClown@postnstuffds.lol
Do your best to pull for him, man. I'm absolutely here to put on a show, and this kind of thing puts on the best show.


Pawlicker
4 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com suiseikei for sure
But man he puts the hell in hellthread for sure 🤣

Pawlicker
4 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @Pawlicker@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com fuck just read op
Sui (foss guy), Jeff Cliff, and tomato ofc

beardalaxy@gameliberty.club I'm reading this as "Hachi, Suiseiseki, jazzy."
Be sure to pester me if that's wrong.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Current Standings:
9 Nominations:
Maija
8 Nominations:
CSB (NAS)
Jeff Cliff (SPW)
7 Nominations:
Adam Curry
Tomato
6 Nominations:
SirRogueKnight (NAS)
Ratposter (POAST)
5 Nominations:
Tony
4 Nominations:
Based Lunatic *
Wiz
Suiseiseki **
Hachi (DRC)
3 Nominations:
nyanide (NYAN)
Graf (POAST)
PNS (NAS)
Alex Gleason
Zonk (SPW)
2 Nominations:
Meso
Doctoro (NCD)
Teto
gummynerds (NAS)
Stacksmash
Andreas **
yukiame (NAS)
eriner (NAS)
Cosmic (NAS) +
Dutch
Xenophon (NCD)
LunaticLucidity (XFM)
jonny fever
jazzilla (NAS) +
1 Nomination (Higher seeds, entered):
Salt (XFM)
Nyx (XFM)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXX <-Entrant cutoff line.
1 Nomination (Middle seeded, in order but not entered):
Hyperhidrosis
Starprophet
AidanTTIerian (POAST)
Gimli (POAST)
Dushman
Pete
1 Nomination (Low seeded, not entered and in no order):
mrman
zerg
BadFediPosts
eemmaa
gay_yiff
Jeff (from mk.magica.wherever)
Sun
Branman
DSM
SunMcNukes
Colonelj
HJ
Schlomo
NotAWeeb
BigMekgitt
LordMordred
Blitz (11112011)
dotnet
MrJ90
Sirpantangelini
msbellows
truthbait
VIPPER
waifu
chris
Monkey ***
Monkyyy ***
Dan Ramos
jazzy


FAGGOT OWL! 🦉
:owl_shitpost:





3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
I nominate myself, @Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com and @Jonny@annihilation.social
Not a Comedic Lunatic
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com I nominate
Blitz (11112011) 11112011
Nonplayableclown Nonplayableclown@postnstuffds.lol
Dj dj@ak.parcero.casa

redneonglow
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world
@Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @slamy@noauthority.social I have a degree and was on disability for 11 years but gave it all up in search of a better quality of life that never happened.

Jeff Cliff 🏴☠️🦝🐙 🇱🇧🧯 🇨🇦🐧😷
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social
@BasedLunatic@annihilation.social @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com i thought blitz is a woman

Hyperhidrosis :reddit_gold:
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @redneonglow@varishangout.net
@redneonglow@varishangout.net @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @slamy@noauthority.social lucky

redneonglow
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world
@Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @slamy@noauthority.social Not lucky. I really regret leaving disability. Because while I make more money now than I did before, I'm still working retail, I'm still living with my parents, I still can't get a girlfriend, and I still can't get a better job which would allow me to afford my own apartment no matter how many times I apply for them. So it's basically exactly the same except that I'm a slave to globohomo. I should have just found volunteer opportunities for a charity instead of trying to find a job.

@CSB@noauthority.social Because his account is locked and his post isn't visible to everyone:
CSB Nominates SirRogueKnight, Eriner, and PNS.

replyReply to @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social
@BasedLunatic@annihilation.social Because he routinely deletes his posts and I am concerned with the possibility of him doing that with this:
BasedLunatic has nominated Blitz, NPC, and DJ.

replyReply to @jeffcliff@shitposter.world
@jeffcliff@shitposter.world @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social Let's just ask them.
cc @11112011@annihilation.social Are you a woman?

Rock DJ :catwink:


3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social
Nominations are still open? I previously nominated eemmaa but xir has been offline for over a month, can i withdraw him and replace my vote with
?


replyReply to @dj@ak.parcero.casa
@dj@ak.parcero.casa @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social Sure, just be sure to link to the post where you made that nomination so I can deal with that more easily when the time comes for double-checking my counts.

Rock DJ :catwink:


3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social
Thank you, link to post
https://ak.parcero.casa/notice/Asvoe7D9AAkIvFQBYO

Rock DJ :catwink: :gigachad: :lmde: (@dj@ak.parcero.casa)
@trumpgpt @ceo_of_monoeye_dating @maija @StarProphet @salt I nominate @Tony @monkey and @eemmaa

replyReply to @dj@ak.parcero.casa
@dj@ak.parcero.casa @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social Noted. I think today's a good day to double-check counts and begin preparing the taglines for people with 4 or more nominations, as well as preparing the bracket.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@jeffcliff@shitposter.world @11112011@annihilation.social @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social I'm actually going to retract this question.
The people nominating them are accusing Blitz of troonery. I think that's sufficient for eligibility in this tournament: it's not the same as Owl (I think everyone believes they're a woman), or people on Spinster.xyz. Even if I don't know enough to make the claim myself, I think I have to consider that valid.
Not a Comedic Lunatic
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @11112011@annihilation.social @jeffcliff@shitposter.world was my votes considered

replyReply to @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social
@BasedLunatic@annihilation.social @11112011@annihilation.social @jeffcliff@shitposter.world Not yet, I'm actually double-counting everyone's nominations and throwing the stuff into a spreadsheet now.
I should've checked this before, but because I should cross the ts and dot the is...
@Sui@decayable.ink @dj@ak.parcero.casa Do either of you know when this guy started being around fedi?

:sui_2:
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Depends what you consider fedi I guess, maybe ~a year? He's from mastodon, surprise surprise.

replyReply to @Sui@decayable.ink
@Sui@decayable.ink @dj@ak.parcero.casa @11112011@annihilation.social @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social @jeffcliff@shitposter.world We'll go ahead and say "either anni or clew" for these purposes.

:sui_2:
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
He sperged off of Decayable then went to anni, I'm not sure if that was a year ago but I have the posts screencapped in a pinned post if you care enough lol
Not sure if he's managed to have a single account for a year without sperging out or suicidebaiting his way out.
GoonKokoro
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com I nominate Blitz (11112011)

replyReply to @Sui@decayable.ink
@Sui@decayable.ink @dj@ak.parcero.casa @11112011@annihilation.social @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social @jeffcliff@shitposter.world I do care because he's a likely dark horse, but having someone pop up and say "yeah he's eligible and these screenshots are proof enough" is good enough for me. If someone like Twig or Fuknukl turns a knife on me in an argument about whether or not this guy's eligible, I'm going to redirect them to you.

replyReply to @Kagekokoro@varishangout.net
@Kagekokoro@varishangout.net I need exactly 3 people as a nomination for this to be valid. I highly recommend salt and nyx from Xenofem, although you can choose whoever you want.


replyReply to @Doll@decayable.ink
@Doll@decayable.ink Truths.
Also a few things:
1) @meso@new.asbestos.cafe - you posted a nomination which is invalid for this reason, and I didn't get around to telling you that. Please nominate exactly three people.
2) My list is clearly wrong. I have more nominations for Maija and fewer for Sirrogueknight than I thought I did. Putting everything into a spreadsheet is helping it seems.

:sui_2:
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
🤷♂️ why wouldn't that faggot be eligible to be a faggot?
Btw how long do we have to get the "dicey is the biggest faggot" campaign together?

replyReply to @Sui@decayable.ink
@Sui@decayable.ink @dj@ak.parcero.casa @11112011@annihilation.social @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social @jeffcliff@shitposter.world If he's too new.
First voting thread is June 1st: the start of faggot month.

3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
> whoever you want
> SOME DOLLS NOT INCLUDED
😤

replyReply to @Doll@decayable.ink

:sui_2:
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Oh, I think he's been around a while. Most if not all of these were his. He was on decayable for longer than a month, here's the oldest post I can be arsed to find. His posts are offensively boring, it's honestly worse than a tumblr blog.



:sui_2:
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @Sui@decayable.ink
One thing though. Isn't at least half of the blitz account female? Wouldn't his nomination invalidate itself for that, rather than him not fagging up the place for more than a year?

replyReply to @Sui@decayable.ink
@Sui@decayable.ink @dj@ak.parcero.casa @11112011@annihilation.social @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social @jeffcliff@shitposter.world Nominations are for people, not accounts.
I'm going to assume that the people nominating Blitz are nominating the holder of the account they believe is male.

:sui_2:
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
And what if it's just a schizo female?

replyReply to @Leyonhjelm@detroitriotcity.com
@Leyonhjelm@detroitriotcity.com @Dan_Ramos@noauthority.social @PNS@noauthority.social @ThewTheKooky@noauthority.social @halfpint@noauthority.social @jazzilla@noauthority.social For auditing purposes:
ThewTheKooky is counted as having nominated PNS, jazzilla, and Dan Ramos.
Their post doing this nomination is not visible from lab.nyanide.com, but is visible elsewhere and *should* have been counted.

Richard (Dick) Johnson
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Hi ceo_of_monoeye_dating - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating I deleted my previous post, and would like to update my nominations for the #FaggotTourney - https://noauthority.social/tags/FaggotTourney @Adam@noauthority.social - https://noauthority.social/@Adam@noauthority.social@ILoveAmericaNews - https://noauthority.social/@ILoveAmericaNews@SiRrogueKnight Thanks for putting this together!

CMD (@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)
Monoeye Lover | Good at Math | Discord Refugee | Trapped in a limbo between Normalfaggotry and Racism I only block: 1) Individuals I suspect of being journalists. 2) Spam accounts. 3) Accounts run...

replyReply to @Sui@decayable.ink
@Sui@decayable.ink @dj@ak.parcero.casa @11112011@annihilation.social @BasedLunatic@annihilation.social @jeffcliff@shitposter.world Enough people here think they're a troon that I'm going to let it go through.

replyReply to @RichardJohnson@noauthority.social
@RichardJohnson@noauthority.social @Adam@noauthority.social @ILoveAmericaNews@noauthority.social No sweat, and thanks for doing this while I have my spreadsheet up. 

GoonKokoro
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com as long as blitz is there i dont mind, put them as the second and third nomination

replyReply to @Kagekokoro@varishangout.net
@Kagekokoro@varishangout.net I'll count this as a nomination for Blitz, Salt, and Nyx. 


replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Current Standings:
11 Nominations:
Maija
8 Nominations:
Tomato
Jeff Cliff (SPW)
7 Nominations:
Adam Curry
CSB (NAS)
6 Nominations:
SirRogueKnight (NAS)
Ratposter (POAST)
5 Nominations:
Tony
Based Lunatic (ANNI)
4 Nominations:
Wiz (LOLI)
Suiseiseki
Hachi (DRC)
Zonk (SPW)
3 Nominations:
Kirby (NYAN)
Graf (POAST)
PNS (NAS)
Alex Gleason
Nyx (XFM)
Jonny Fever (ANNI)
Blitz (ANNI)
2 Nominations:
Meso
LonelyOwl (ANNI)
Doctoro (NCD)
Teto
Stacksmash (LOLI)
Andreas
eriner (NAS)
Cosmic (NAS)
Dutch (DRC)
Xenophon (NCD)
LunaticLucidity (XFM)
jonny fever (ANNI)
jazzilla (NAS)
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
1 Nomination (Middle seeded, in order but not entered):
Zerg
Yukiame
waifu
vipper
sysrq
sunmcnukes
sun
soy magnus
sirpantangelini
schlomo
pete
npc
notaweeb
msbellows
mrman
mordred
monkyy
monkey
jeff (magicka)
j90
iloveamericanews
hj
gimli
gay_yiff
dushman
dsm
dotnet
dj
dicey
dan ramos
colonelj
chris
branman
bigmekgitt
bfp
bajax
aidanttierian
Notes:
1) This is the result after recounting. It should be considered temporarily official. I have attached a spreadsheet.
2) Some votes appear to be missing. In particular, a nomination for @GummyNerds@noauthority.social and truthbait seems to be missing.
3) Someone nominated twice, and very differently each time. I assume this is purely from absent-mindedness, and so I have taken their most recent nomination and discarded their oldest.
4) The attached spreadsheet reflects what I believe to be true. Double-check to make sure your vote is there.
5) I have changed my nomination from "Maija, Salt, Starprophet" to "Maija, Salt, Nyx." Everyone else can do it, so I'm doing it too.
6) Instance count for entrants above 2 nominations:
NAS: 6
ANNI: 5
XFM: 3
POAST: 2
LOLI: 2
DRC: 2
NCD: 2
Show more
https://media-proxy.varis.social?url=https://meds.lab.nyanide.com/media/9e/3f/77/9e3f7746cb888baf617b3734e953de26929d5077618cddb232c851b6971831c8.ods&Sh-Gravy=WithPotatoes

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@GummyNerds@noauthority.social Note that CSB went down 1 nomination due to note 3. I'm pretty sure the missing nomination was "gummynerds/truthbait/sirrogueknight" but I can't confirm that.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
cc @Twig@clew.lol Hey I think I fucked up my count, if you want to get on my case this is a great time to do it.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
There's a missing entry: Salt (XFM) has 2 nominations.
There's a double-entry: Jonny Fever has 3 nominations. He should not be under the "two" nominations.

Twig
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Which thread shall I count?
Do you have the tally up to now?

Twig
3 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
The noisiest and happiest place on the Fediverse, #FaggotTourney
If 32 players, accounts, get to play in the tournament by nomination, then one should think about the difference between one nomination and two nominations, not so much.
I see that by the rule, you will parachute onewild card, then there should be a qualification round before the main event for one and two-nomination accounts, players.
Whaddayathink? Fair enough?

replyReply to @Twig@clew.lol
@Twig@clew.lol Regardless of fairness:
1) There's *so many* one-nomination accounts that this creates an administrative hell.
2) Changing the rules for nominations *at this point* will upset people. There's a handful of people sitting back and waiting to nominate last-minute so they have control of which 1/2 nomination people are in...and I'm going to respect that as a valid strategy.


replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@Twig@clew.lol There's two threads: this one and https://lab.nyanide.com/notice/AsvncDAzV3JyvnIqUC
I'm pretty sure that there's *just one* missing nomination but I just can't for the life of me find it.

CMD (@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com)
I am now opening up nominations for the SECOND ANNUAL Biggest Faggot on the Fediverse Tournament! #FaggotTourney Nominations will close on May 24th, and the first match will be held June 1st: the ...

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@maija@netzsphaere.xyz Looking at who is *currently* nominated, there's actually a pretty clean, albeit artificial, way to handle this.
It looks like the number of nominated people just happens to split almost cleanly into clusters of 8: there's 7 "obviously NAS-ish" people, 9 people who are closer to Annihilation.social, 8 people who are closer to poast, and 8 or so independents. I think putting each of them in their own quarter-bracket and seeding them in order *might* work out.
It's fragile, but if that's possible then I think manually setting up the bracket that way is most likely to build tension up until the end. Seems like it's a better show to put on, and I don't *think* anyone would argue against it too much.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
I'm currently preparing the taglines for Maija, Tomato, Jeff Cliff, Adam Curry, CSB, SirRogueKnight, Ratposter, Tony, and Based Lunatic because I'm *pretty sure* all 9 of them are going to be in the tournament.
If anyone has anything about these people they want to say to encourage people to vote for any of these nine people, then now's a good time to put that in my ear.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
cc @RatPoster@poa.st @Sui@decayable.ink You two in particular have horses in this game.
@Twig@annihilation.social I don't actually know the Adam Curry lore too well, and I don't want to mess that up.

Rock DJ :catwink:


2 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Vote for Dicey, the dark horse biggest faggot of 2025!


replyReply to @dj@ak.parcero.casa
@dj@ak.parcero.casa Do a little better than that, I've got to have some flair and elan in these. Give it some REAL ENERGY, make people go 


Rock DJ :catwink:


2 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
You've inspired me to do better. I'll get to work on an official logo for the faggot tourney. Here's a quickie for now.



Rat Poster
2 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
"The most obnoxious Cookiehomo on fedi." would be a good tagline, but too reliant on niche knowledge. I thing posting Gachi would give me better results than obscure lesbian touhou voicedrama shitposts.

replyReply to @RatPoster@poa.st
@RatPoster@poa.st I have the Gachimuchi posting mentioned in your intro, you're good to go. 


djsumdog
2 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Should Alex still be on the list? He abandoned Fedi a while back...

replyReply to @djsumdog@djsumdog.com
@djsumdog@djsumdog.com He's around enough that he counts - just like Adam Curry. 


replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @djsumdog@djsumdog.com he is still maintaining the bridge, so he never really left

replyReply to @Inginsub@clubcyberia.co
@Inginsub@clubcyberia.co @djsumdog@djsumdog.com I think that counts as "use" enough for the purposes of rule 10.

FAGGOT OWL! 🦉
:owl_shitpost:





2 weeks agolanguage
verita84@shit.poster.place @dj@ak.parcero.casa @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Worse.
I am russian.
And therefore i am connected to vpn 24/7 (otherwise the internet simply stops working due to rkn).
I often use israeli node because in my provider it werks better than other locations.

replyReply to @lonelyowl13@detroitriotcity.com
@lonelyowl13@detroitriotcity.com @dj@ak.parcero.casa verita84@shit.poster.place I have written your intro already, thank you for this.

verita84@shit.poster.place @lonelyowl13@detroitriotcity.com @dj@ak.parcero.casa US State Department's guidelines on Russia involve calling them a faggot on the internet. 


FAGGOT OWL! 🦉
:owl_shitpost:





2 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @dj@ak.parcero.casa verita84@shit.poster.place
Don't forget to mention that i am a faggot king, i command other faggots.
Kneel down!

replyReply to @lonelyowl13@detroitriotcity.com
@lonelyowl13@detroitriotcity.com @dj@ak.parcero.casa verita84@shit.poster.place You're a 2-nomination, you get maybe one or two lines tops. 


:xi5: :xi1: :xi3: :chinacat: :pig_poop_balls:
2 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com i didnt even make the cut this time
so im hanggin my gay pride flag up guys. Im no longer an ultra faggot









Rock DJ :catwink:


2 weeks agolanguage
verita84@shit.poster.place @lonelyowl13@detroitriotcity.com @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
This is the script I use to block the joos and the poos in case anyone is interested. Uses nftables and easy to modify.
https://github.com/friendly-bits/geoip-shell
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replyReply to @Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com
@Soy_Magnus@detroitriotcity.com You have one nomination, the threshold is two, you didn't nominate yourself, and I generally respect nomination changes.

FAGGOT OWL! 🦉
:owl_shitpost:





2 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @dj@ak.parcero.casa
@dj@ak.parcero.casa @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com verita84@shit.poster.place
What is "poos"?

replyReply to @lonelyowl13@detroitriotcity.com
@lonelyowl13@detroitriotcity.com @dj@ak.parcero.casa verita84@shit.poster.place they do not know how to poo in the loo 


FAGGOT OWL! 🦉
:owl_shitpost:





2 weeks agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com @Zergling_man@gearlandia.haus
I genned this in chatgpt in 10 seconds
https://media-proxy.varis.social?url=https://s3.poster.place/drc/930166e8bc003fce21de1c0226386feb63bf5f9ac316901dc31cddad67e1fa3d.py&Sh-Gravy=WithPotatoes

replyReply to @lonelyowl13@detroitriotcity.com
@lonelyowl13@detroitriotcity.com @Zergling_man@gearlandia.haus And I already have my spreadsheet, which I posted above, and which everyone can look at if they give a damn.
Problem already solved, and with somehow less effort.

Ube Maija
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com got banned, new instance, is my standing still valid? i believe so if i read the rules correct

replyReply to @ube@spergia.net
@ube@spergia.net Yes. Again, participants/voters/etc. are *users*, not *accounts*.
replyReply to @ube@spergia.net
@ube@spergia.net - https://spergia.net/users/ube @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com - https://lab.nyanide.com/users/ceo_of_monoeye_dating why did you get banned

Ube Maija (@ube@spergia.net)
Well known well respected Autistic Nationalist Aspergia will be free

replyReply to @Kyou@yumejosh.ing
@Kyou@yumejosh.ing @ube@spergia.net Snacks got pissed that Maija interacts with pedos a lot, and that this means that he has to see Pedi sometimes.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
You should view this as functionally a last call for nominations. I'm closing these nominations "the moment I notice it is May 24th."

𓅓 negligent owl.
1 week agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
anime gray mays, Poa.st.
Koropokkur, whatever hellhole he's from.
Cowanon, Nice Crew.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
For auditing purposes: @Owl@nicecrew.digital has nominated Koropokkur, Graf, and Cowanon.

replyReply to @Owl@nicecrew.digital
@Owl@nicecrew.digital Oh, that changes Graf's seed enough that it alters the bracket.
I had a bracket ready to go, but I'm going to have to rework it now. He's probably going up against a NAS person instead of Nyx now.


replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
For auditing purposes:
@koropokkur@eveningzoo.club has nominated Owl, transgrammaractivist, and Ratposter!

𓅓 negligent owl.
1 week agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Is it weird that one of my alts already was nominated?
Ah no matter.


𓅓 negligent owl.
1 week agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
No no no don't this will be big funny.

replyReply to @Owl@nicecrew.digital
@Owl@nicecrew.digital @koropokkur@eveningzoo.club In this situation I'm forced to shake you down a little. I don't want NAS breathing down my neck here.

𓅓 negligent owl.
1 week agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Hmmm. Curry, right?

replyReply to @Owl@nicecrew.digital
@Owl@nicecrew.digital @koropokkur@eveningzoo.club You could've just claimed to be BFP and I'd actually have given you the nomination that's in for him.

Got what i predicted award winner
1 week agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Graf
Graf's boss (trevor)
The dude who runs DRC and has muslim men shitting cum porn saved on his hard drive

replyReply to @transgrammaractivist@mugicha.club
@transgrammaractivist@mugicha.club
This changes the bracket immensely. Excellent nominations.


Got what i predicted award winner
1 week agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Thanks

replyReply to @transgrammaractivist@mugicha.club
@transgrammaractivist@mugicha.club No, I really *really* like that Trevor nomination. From my perspective it allows me to do the following:
I am once again changing my nomination: From "Maija, Salt, Nyx" to "Trevor, Salt, Nyx."
One less zako I have to write a new tagline for. I can just look up Trevor's old one and put less effort in. 


Got what i predicted award winner
1 week agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
Just make sure to specify hes the boss if you really wanna ruffle some jim jams.

replyReply to @transgrammaractivist@mugicha.club
@transgrammaractivist@mugicha.club As a general rule, if you want to write an intro and share screenshots of his posts that make you want to nominate him, then I'll use it in the voting threads.
That type of thing strengthens a contender's chances greatly, and it improves the quality of the thread.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@transgrammaractivist@mugicha.club This applies to *any* actual entrant, by the way.

Got what i predicted award winner
1 week agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
The only thing id really want is that hes specified as grafs boss. Also he still pays for gab pro

replyReply to @transgrammaractivist@mugicha.club
@transgrammaractivist@mugicha.club Oh, paying for gab pro? That *is* faggoty, good work.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
This post got deleted, but this was a nomination in this thread which I'm not counting:
This person nominated "CSB's account on NAS, SirRogueKnight, and CSB's account on poast." Because CSB's account on NAS and his account on Poast are run by the same user, this does not count as two separate nominations.
Essentially "it's the ruling any reasonable person would assume is true."


replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
I have noticed that it is May 24th. Nominations are now closed.

𓅓 negligent owl.
1 week agolanguage
replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
May the best faggot win.

𓅓 negligent owl.
1 week agolanguage
replyReply to @Owl@nicecrew.digital
Can we get a list of what the roster looks like?


@CSB@noauthority.social @Iamthebammbamm@noauthority.social It was discarded regardless because he didn't nominate exactly three users, which is what the rules state.

replyReply to @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@lab.nyanide.com
@CSB@noauthority.social @Iamthebammbamm@noauthority.social He nominated three *accounts*, which is entirely different.