Had to quit yesterday. Bacc to Ocarina!

Is this the only in this game with a shortcut? I think so.

The whole sequence was very atmospheric. You're riding the ferry to the underworld.

This boss is a chump of course, but it's one of the coolest in the game

What did she mean by this...

If you daddle a bit too much, Navi tells you where to go next.

To the desert!

Brown girl fortress

Wonder why they put all these guys in cells.

Time to abuse women and minorities. Gamer time.

This little dance always confused me.

>You're a cute kid >We wanted to join an all female group What did Nintendo mean by this?

Would you feddie?

Nose is a bit big, but probably

Made it

Technically you do this for the Shadow Temple as well since you have to get the lens of truth as a child, but in this dungeon you have to do both. It's pretty cool.

The only thing stopping the hero is a block puzzle!

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus I can't believe links a brown woman now

Malon bros? Is Malon part Gerudo?

Malon says boys will be boys

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus That would explain the red hair

more red tbh. BU EITHER way, not my frist choice but would.

We're back here to talk to Nabooru

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus what Malon’s dad saw two fertile evenings ago

The right answer is to tell her you're doing nothing so she can immediately jump to the chance to use child labor.

Total Ganon Death!

In the world of Zelda, the greatest treasure is the ability to push big blocks!

What did she mean by this....

U can hookshot da nipple

These guys are the coolest mobs.

A lot of the child half of Spirit Temple is basically reminding (You) how much weaker child Link is compare to adult. Adult Link can deal with two of these guys at the time.

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus Iron knuckles rule

It's so cool he can swing and destroy the pillars

This is the last time you see him

Now we can get that nice thing from Nabooru

Oh no! She's in big trouble!

Very happy they kept it in the remake

This is a cool game. Fite me

Now we can push big blocks!

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus but did you get all that ?

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus oh it's the censored version

@romin@shitposter.world Unfortunately for whatever reason this PC port doesnt use the moon Gerudo symbol. Even though they restore red blood for Ganon

Oh there's a shortcut here too!

Totally forgot about this one lol

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus @romin@shitposter.world There's so many damn versions of the original OoT that made subtle changes you'd probably have to actually look up which the PC port is based on. It's probably a more "recent" one if the blood is there but not the Gerudo moon symbol or maybe the former was modded in directly.

Knock knock it's knuckles!

@Ace66062@shortstacksran.ch @romin@shitposter.world I believe this one is the European version

The moon design is much better tbh

The intended solution for this one makes it the most annoying "puzzle" in the game

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus would have her work on Lon Lon Ranch, and also colonize

Luckily I have the longshot so I can absolutely cheese that bs

Hag bros? Is this what you like?

What did Navi mean by this!

It was Nabooru!

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus @romin@shitposter.world Then it's definitely post NTSC 1.2 revision but the blood should have been censored as well. I guess it really was just modded back in

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus Navi could sense a Number 3 nearby

The most fun boss battle in the game after Ganon

Would you two hags Feddie?

Is this the famous numbah three?

They even give her a bit of jiggle physics when she's down lol

The comedy duo

Every girl in this game flirts with Link

Now I'm really really curious what was it she intended to give him originally.

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus I remember people used to joke about fused Twinrova looking like a tranny, before everybody turned gay and lame.

Final boss time! You know what that means feddie!

That's right! It's time for Spider Hunt and getting the ice arrows!

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus It's VERY fucking hard to not go with the spicy interpretation of those words...

SHE WANTED YOUR DICK, LINK!

@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com Basically impossible to not interpret it a certain way lmao

But why though? -Link, he still has his 10 year old mind

Obviously she wanted a better king.

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus finally time to bully ganon with the biggoron sword

@SIC_Guy@poa.st @SNEK@gearlandia.haus Naboru might be into straight Shota, but least she's not a desert dyke

Yeah but he doesn't understand that

maybe this is where it started for me

Get!

Endgame time!

Last minute revelations!

Wha!

This was the coolest thing back then.

No waaaaaay!

Zelda admits her idea was shitty

But everything will be fine!

Get!

She got caught in a crystal just like in A Link to the Past!

This man's greed knows no bounds

Guess we better go

Spoopy

Rainbow Road

Thanks Navi! I wonder what Saria thinks about all this

Thanks Saria!

The last puzzles before the end

Bombchu puzzles are the worst thing about this game Actually fuck Bombchus i hate them

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus The Bombchu rooms in Majora's Mask were way worse. Literally by the very last puzzle room of the game, I ran out of Bombchus, failed the masking trading quest and had to fight the final boss without the Fierce Deity Mask.

I think the best bombchu puzzles are in phantom hourglass. The touchscreen allowing you to choose the path was perfect.

This is probably the strangest decision in this game. An upgrade to the upgrade you received on the last Temple you beat. Technically you could've beat Shadow before you beat Spirit but hardly anyone does that.

@SNEK@gearlandia.haus Link tossing around those giant pillars is still epic af tho.

I always beat Shadow before Spirit and thought it locked you in linear order

@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com You're very right

@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com It only happens like 3 times but it's cool every time

@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com Done with the seals.

@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com Now to get the last Great Fairy and stock up on blue potion and get the 100 spider prize!

@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com So satisfying every time