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๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Is this the only in this game with a shortcut? I think so.


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
The whole sequence was very atmospheric. You're riding the ferry to the underworld.


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
This boss is a chump of course, but it's one of the coolest in the game




๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
If you daddle a bit too much, Navi tells you where to go next.




๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Wonder why they put all these guys in cells.


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Time to abuse women and minorities. Gamer time.




๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
This little dance always confused me.


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
>You're a cute kid
>We wanted to join an all female group
What did Nintendo mean by this?



๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
>Link steals Ganon's ENTIRE HAREM




Yuumi, Conductor of the Tilt Train
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Nose is a bit big, but probably


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Technically you do this for the Shadow Temple as well since you have to get the lens of truth as a child, but in this dungeon you have to do both. It's pretty cool.



๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
The only thing stopping the hero is a block puzzle!


Punished Minty
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus I can't believe links a brown woman now



๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Malon bros? Is Malon part Gerudo?



cool_boy_mew
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus That would explain the red hair

givenup
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @MeBigbrain@poa.st
more red tbh. BU EITHER way, not my frist choice but would.

๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
We're back here to talk to Nabooru



replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus
what Malonโs dad saw two fertile evenings ago



๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
The right answer is to tell her you're doing nothing so she can immediately jump to the chance to use child labor.



๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
In the world of Zelda, the greatest treasure is the ability to push big blocks!







๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
A lot of the child half of Spirit Temple is basically reminding (You) how much weaker child Link is compare to adult. Adult Link can deal with two of these guys at the time.


histoire
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Iron knuckles rule

๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
It's so cool he can swing and destroy the pillars


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
This is the last time you see him


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Now we can get that nice thing from Nabooru





TrueMasterCole
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Very happy they kept it in the remake




Ace Ice
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus but did you get all that ?

ใญใใณใใใ
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus oh it's the censored version

๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @romin@shitposter.world
@romin@shitposter.world Unfortunately for whatever reason this PC port doesnt use the moon Gerudo symbol. Even though they restore red blood for Ganon


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Totally forgot about this one lol

Ace Ice
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus @romin@shitposter.world There's so many damn versions of the original OoT that made subtle changes you'd probably have to actually look up which the PC port is based on. It's probably a more "recent" one if the blood is there but not the Gerudo moon symbol or maybe the former was modded in directly.


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @Ace66062@shortstacksran.ch
@Ace66062@shortstacksran.ch @romin@shitposter.world I believe this one is the European version

๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
The moon design is much better tbh


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
The intended solution for this one makes it the most annoying "puzzle" in the game


Ace Ice
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus would have her work on Lon Lon Ranch, and also colonize

๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Luckily I have the longshot so I can absolutely cheese that bs





Ace Ice
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus @romin@shitposter.world Then it's definitely post NTSC 1.2 revision but the blood should have been censored as well. I guess it really was just modded back in


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
The most fun boss battle in the game after Ganon







๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
They even give her a bit of jiggle physics when she's down lol



๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Every girl in this game flirts with Link


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Now I'm really really curious what was it she intended to give him originally.



Christi Junior
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus I remember people used to joke about fused Twinrova looking like a tranny, before everybody turned gay and lame.

๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Final boss time! You know what that means feddie!



๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
That's right! It's time for Spider Hunt and getting the ice arrows!



Christi Junior
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus It's VERY fucking hard to not go with the spicy interpretation of those words...


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com
@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com Basically impossible to not interpret it a certain way lmao

Yuumi, Conductor of the Tilt Train
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SIC_Guy@poa.st
But why though?
-Link, he still has his 10 year old mind


Ace Ice
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus finally time to bully ganon with the biggoron sword

Christi Junior
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SIC_Guy@poa.st
@SIC_Guy@poa.st @SNEK@gearlandia.haus Naboru might be into straight Shota, but least she's not a desert dyke 


Yuumi, Conductor of the Tilt Train
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SIC_Guy@poa.st
Yeah but he doesn't understand that

Suquili ๐ฆ
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
maybe this is where it started for me






๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
This was the coolest thing back then.






๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
She got caught in a crystal just like in A Link to the Past!





๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Thanks Navi!
I wonder what Saria thinks about all this




๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Bombchu puzzles are the worst thing about this game
Actually fuck Bombchus i hate them


Christi Junior
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus The Bombchu rooms in Majora's Mask were way worse. Literally by the very last puzzle room of the game, I ran out of Bombchus, failed the masking trading quest and had to fight the final boss without the Fierce Deity Mask.

TrueMasterCole
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com
I think the best bombchu puzzles are in phantom hourglass. The touchscreen allowing you to choose the path was perfect.

๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
This is probably the strangest decision in this game. An upgrade to the upgrade you received on the last Temple you beat. Technically you could've beat Shadow before you beat Spirit but hardly anyone does that.


Christi Junior
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus Link tossing around those giant pillars is still epic af tho.

0vtcast
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
I always beat Shadow before Spirit and thought it locked you in linear order

๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com
@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com You're very right



๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com It only happens like 3 times but it's cool every time



๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com Done with the seals.



๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com Now to get the last Great Fairy and stock up on blue potion and get the 100 spider prize!


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com So satisfying every time




๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com The last one is the fairy of courage!


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
It was always a bit odd how they give you this at the very end.


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
It's kinda anticlimactic that after all that work you only get money






๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
The organ music getting louder the higher you go is very cool





replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus
SNEK: โI love iron knucklesโ
*A couple hours later*
*TWO iron knuckles appear*
SNEK: :pepe_galaxy:

Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus I bet he can't triforce, the newfag

Christi Junior
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus Peak Fiction


replyReply to @RehnSturm256@shota.house
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus (they could be darknuts tho, I dunno, itโs been awhile)


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Not actually true. You can still Z target him when he's down!



Qadse Sanur Qut ibn Quaadibz :catsader:
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus
โฒ
โฒโฒ




histoire
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @RehnSturm256@shota.house
@RehnSturm256@shota.house @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
No darknuts in the N64 zelders

๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
But got interrupted by the timed escape part!



replyReply to @histoire@shota.house
@histoire@shota.house @SNEK@gearlandia.haus ohhh I see, iron knuckles were the heavy armor enemy type
I got it right



replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus โฆwhat a bitch lmao
if it wasnโt for Link you wouldnโt be on your high horse & preaching now! 




๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
There's no way anyone survived this collapse







replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus those boss intros and Ganonโs design here are cool af. Probably one of my favs

๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
The most satisfying way to fight him is to roll between his legs and smack his tail.



๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
If you dont have the Big Goron Sword you had to do this part with the Megaton hammer.




๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st
@SuperSnekFriend@poa.st Thank you!



Rootin Tootin Coon
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
The moral of this story: stab your enemies in the face.






๐ฒ๐ถ๐พ๐ป๐.
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
now let's play the multiplayer mod

swagzhcwhczwhwzhhczwzchwhwzhcwzhhzwhhwz
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus omedeto


๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @TenaciousGoat@merovingian.club
@TenaciousGoat@merovingian.club i cannot into streaming ;-;

๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @s@freesoftwareextremist.com
@s@freesoftwareextremist.com Arigato!



cool_boy_mew
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @s@freesoftwareextremist.com
@s@freesoftwareextremist.com @SNEK@gearlandia.haus whoo you did done it
Majora's Mask time now
Do NOT play the 3DS ver of that under no circumstances

๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @coolboymew@shitposter.world
@coolboymew@shitposter.world @s@freesoftwareextremist.com How bad is it?

cool_boy_mew
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus @s@freesoftwareextremist.com there's a bunch of weird shit they fucked up for no reasons, on top of needlessly adding some QOL that holds your hands too much
OOT 3DS was very fine. But MM 3DS is better avoided
There's already a working decomp for MM I believe?

dassauerkraut
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @coolboymew@shitposter.world
@coolboymew@shitposter.world @s@freesoftwareextremist.com @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
What's wrong with / what changed in the 3DS version versus the N64 version?

cool_boy_mew
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @dassauerkraut@shortstacksran.ch
@dassauerkraut@shortstacksran.ch @s@freesoftwareextremist.com @SNEK@gearlandia.haus check "Was Majora's Mask 3D a Bad Remake? (N64 comparison and review)" by Nerrel
Don't watch it Snekbro

dassauerkraut
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @coolboymew@shitposter.world
@coolboymew@shitposter.world @s@freesoftwareextremist.com @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
All this time I thought it was just a direct port of the N64 game on the 3DS cart, upgraded graphics.

cool_boy_mew
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @dassauerkraut@shortstacksran.ch
@dassauerkraut@shortstacksran.ch @s@freesoftwareextremist.com @SNEK@gearlandia.haus they did port the code but they fucked up some stuff and added some stupid handholding QOL at places they shouldn't have
MM is such a masterpiece in that it's actually a legit sequel, and the difficulty follows. MM can be a tad brutal at times and it's all the better for it IMO

dassauerkraut
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @coolboymew@shitposter.world
@coolboymew@shitposter.world @s@freesoftwareextremist.com @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
I recall never beating the N64 cart as a kid, got as far as clearing the swamp temple after a dozen of so iterations of figuring out the game and exploring things.

๐ฒ๐ถ๐พ๐ป๐.
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @coolboymew@shitposter.world
the pc port is such a good way to experience MM
https://github.com/Zelda64Recomp/Zelda64Recomp
GitHub - Zelda64Recomp/Zelda64Recomp: Static recompilation of Majora's Mask (and soon Ocarina of Time) for PC (Windows/Linux)
Static recompilation of Majora's Mask (and soon Ocarina of Time) for PC (Windows/Linux) - Zelda64Recomp/Zelda64Recomp

cool_boy_mew
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @dassauerkraut@shortstacksran.ch
@dassauerkraut@shortstacksran.ch @s@freesoftwareextremist.com @SNEK@gearlandia.haus just imagine, I did most of the game with extremely little english reading ability
The only time I actually checked a guide was for a thing in the 4th dungeon IIRC, and I thiiiink I might have checked for a small amount of masks but I managed mostly without

๐SNEK๐
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @AWIVR@nicecrew.digital
@AWIVR@nicecrew.digital @s@freesoftwareextremist.com @coolboymew@shitposter.world Yup! That's how I'm playing

dassauerkraut
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @coolboymew@shitposter.world
@coolboymew@shitposter.world @s@freesoftwareextremist.com @SNEK@gearlandia.haus Only game guides I had were pokemon guide books, unless you count PS2 Cheat Code books as well. God that was such an amazing era of gaming.

cool_boy_mew
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @dassauerkraut@shortstacksran.ch
@dassauerkraut@shortstacksran.ch @s@freesoftwareextremist.com @SNEK@gearlandia.haus I had the Internet by the time I played. I actually got a used store copy. It must have been the early 00s

dassauerkraut
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @coolboymew@shitposter.world
@coolboymew@shitposter.world @s@freesoftwareextremist.com @SNEK@gearlandia.haus Internet was a thing when I had MM, my mom would just never keep it active or let me use it. I was never much online until I had a cell phone in high school.

cool_boy_mew
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @dassauerkraut@shortstacksran.ch
@dassauerkraut@shortstacksran.ch @s@freesoftwareextremist.com @SNEK@gearlandia.haus I was on it all the times and I probably was already browsing 4chan lmao

dassauerkraut
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @coolboymew@shitposter.world
@coolboymew@shitposter.world @s@freesoftwareextremist.com @SNEK@gearlandia.haus Whole eras of things I missed out on.

luithe
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus the writer's obvious oneeshota fetish

Sun-Shiro
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus
The end? Talk about a fuckin spoiler

Ace Ice
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus good job snek man, enjoy playing through kino cinema act 2; majora's mask

Sapphire Star
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
@SNEK@gearlandia.haus highly recommend OoT 3D for master quest and the improvements next time you play fyi

Malacandrian Gemini
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @SNEK@gearlandia.haus
Congratulations. Now on to Majora's Mask!

Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum
4 months agolanguage
replyReply to @coolboymew@shitposter.world
I loved having the 2nd screen tbh