>Tries to own boomers >Assclown picks the one fucking thing boomers are actually right about

@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital >noooooo cars HAVE to be shitty and filled with techno trash nobody wants

I immediately hate this guy so much I wanna go to whatever stealership he's working at just to waste two hours of his time and then not buy a car.

@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital That was immensely painful to listen to. >Stop complaining about automobile businesses making it harder to repair your vehicle, dumb Boomer. This is why things are getting suckier.

@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital >Get in car >Plug in phone >Drive somewhere while using the phone ui garbage >Get to destination >Unplug phone >BIG FUCKING ALERT BOX >⚠️⚠️⚠️ ALERT ALERT WE ARE STEALING ALL YOUR DATA AND SELLING IT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER FOR HAYPENNIES ON THE DOLLAR SEE OUR PRIVACY POLICY ON OUR WEBSITE FOR MORE DETAILS ⚠️⚠️⚠️ >EVERY FUCKING DAY I'm gonna rip the infomatics system out of this tin can I swear on my mother

@idiot@shitposter.world @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital someone's jealous they can't drive like an altima driver

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital This isn't the same Altima webm as last time, how many of these do you have saved?

@idiot@shitposter.world @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital too many

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital I went out of my way NOT to get a Nissan because of these so you should know they're doing their job. Well done!

@idiot@shitposter.world @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital with a cvt you can do anything you want

@idiot@shitposter.world @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital damn shame because i like the fairchild z series

Lmao. He picked the sole topic boomers are right about. Plastic cars. Bad. No CD player. Bad. Zero ability to work on the car. Bad. Touch start/key fob ignition. Bad.

Some of the "safety" features aren't very safe, but are still mandatory.

Real safety features would consist of 4 point harnesses, a rollcage, an improved firewall, and the removal of the drivers airbags.

>Real safety features would consist of 4 point harnesses, a rollcage, an improved firewall, and the removal of the drivers airbags. It's going to hurt when you smack into an immovable object, as it damn well should. Even being "hit" by an older airbag is considered too ViOLeNT for some. It's supposed to be a last resort, wouldn't surprise me if some bad drivers have been smacked tens of times.

Also, take that lane management shit that's already installed and do this: If a car is in the left lane and the right side blind spot sensor doesn't see anything for two minutes, sound a police siren inside the car. Bitches, the left lane is for passing. If I have to pass you on the right, you are a fucking nigger.

You're shooting danger close brother, friendly fire! The splash damage is getting us! Lol. I drive in the left lane for about 3 or 4 miles every day because there's always a nigger that won't let me merge into the left lane so I can turn left.

How about a button that votes to disable nigger drivers? A social credit system I can get behind.

>How about a button that votes to disable nigger drivers? With about 5.5 to 6.5 pounds of resistance?

What are those breathalyzer car locks called? We should install a similar system on every car, but if it detects "nigger jive" or "wigger slang" the car immediately shuts off.

Just ban niggers from driving.

@skylar@misskey.yandere.love @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital tear out the A/C, because suffering build character

@Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta@poa.st @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital @WilhelmIII@nicecrew.digital @Largo@poa.st enforce vehicle inspections

@bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital @WilhelmIII@nicecrew.digital @Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta@poa.st @Largo@poa.st

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital @WilhelmIII@nicecrew.digital @Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta@poa.st @Largo@poa.st >this shit is fire unironically this shit is FIRE i love these mad max mobiles

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital @WilhelmIII@nicecrew.digital @bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club @Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta@poa.st @Largo@poa.st thats like an africa truck

@Nudhul@shitposter.world @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital @WilhelmIII@nicecrew.digital @Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta@poa.st @Largo@poa.st africans are out there doing this shit yet i cant be bothered to jack up my car today to change the oil