@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital I went out of my way NOT to get a Nissan because of these so you should know they're doing their job. Well done!

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital This isn't the same Altima webm as last time, how many of these do you have saved?

@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital >Get in car >Plug in phone >Drive somewhere while using the phone ui garbage >Get to destination >Unplug phone >BIG FUCKING ALERT BOX >⚠️⚠️⚠️ ALERT ALERT WE ARE STEALING ALL YOUR DATA AND SELLING IT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER FOR HAYPENNIES ON THE DOLLAR SEE OUR PRIVACY POLICY ON OUR WEBSITE FOR MORE DETAILS ⚠️⚠️⚠️ >EVERY FUCKING DAY I'm gonna rip the infomatics system out of this tin can I swear on my mother

@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital There's a fifth kind of headache on the headache meme chart that's whole head, whole body, aching all fucking over the place all at once, where Sakana deals with the consequences of exclusively hiring girlfailure mold elementals for his anime livecam business.

@mangeurdenuage@shitposter.world CUCK LICENSE U C K L I C E N S E

@animepfp@radiofreegreenland.org With all due respect to the big man upstairs, can I get the lowdown on the parts of the plan where "enjoy being bald" and "getting a wife" intersect? Because I'm down here in this hellscape where those two lines are parallel, never to intersect.

@romin@shitposter.world (Skeleton)

@nugger@poa.st @leespringfield1903@poa.st AryanSolder88 and HitlerRapistStyle duking it out to see who can earn more Twitter funny money from engagement farming.

@gear@gearlandia.haus >Six dollars more an hour to do the same job but in Texas >AND you get to live in Texas ROPING IMMEDIATELY

@gear@gearlandia.haus 610's an open book test and the entire test is questions worded exactly the way the answers are in the book. I hear the two rework certs are a bitch but I don't do rework so I've never had the displeasure.

@gear@gearlandia.haus Mildred ain’t never said “okay thank you for that Saar” and other things that are dead giveaways when Patel is reading off a script.

@IAMAL_PHARIUS@poa.st @nugger@poa.st Real talk, should I buy bonds?

@teto@cawfee.club They +50%ed the price of everything, everyone without a brain started screaming about how the multibillion dollar corporation needs to be left alone, and everyone with a brain knows their paycheck didn't go up 50% in the same timeframe asking how bad they REALLY need bing bing wahoos.

@romin@shitposter.world the idolprimry

@romin@shitposter.world I hadn't updated world in like six months.

I thought it was stuck for a minute. It's an anemic computer, but there's no way the webserver was taking ALL DAY to compile rust. Then I looked closelier. Horrified, rocking in the fetal position, vomiting. YOU HAVE TO COMPILE EACH PREVIOUS VERSION TO COMPILE THE NEXT ONE. IT'S BEEN COMPILING TEN DIFFERENT VERSIONS OF RUST ALL FUCKING DAY AND THERE'S NO END IN SIGHT. WHO CAME UP WITH THIS FUCKING HORSESHIT? ARE RUSTACEANS ALL TOILETLICKING PASTE-EATING HELMET-WEARING SHORT-BUS-RIDING INBRED CLOWNS?

@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @cajax@clubcyberia.co @feralphilosophernc@nicecrew.digital @Frondeur@poa.st @coolboymew@shitposter.world This is a red flag. Any company who actually gives a fuck about linkedin is not a company you want to be working for.

@re9177@hollow.raccoon.quest >Quake 1 Textures >Quake 1 huhguy >Quake 2 gun >Quake 2 hud text

@YeetLibs@poa.st This is why Pippa is wife material and I've never heard of Shiina before.

@Shadowman311@poa.st >Caste system office politics but it's the McDonald's drive through I love my local schizoid black people and weird tattooed white rejects and I wish them all the best, especially if it means avoiding this.