>Tries to own boomers >Assclown picks the one fucking thing boomers are actually right about

@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital >noooooo cars HAVE to be shitty and filled with techno trash nobody wants

I immediately hate this guy so much I wanna go to whatever stealership he's working at just to waste two hours of his time and then not buy a car.

@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital That was immensely painful to listen to. >Stop complaining about automobile businesses making it harder to repair your vehicle, dumb Boomer. This is why things are getting suckier.

@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital >Get in car >Plug in phone >Drive somewhere while using the phone ui garbage >Get to destination >Unplug phone >BIG FUCKING ALERT BOX >⚠️⚠️⚠️ ALERT ALERT WE ARE STEALING ALL YOUR DATA AND SELLING IT TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER FOR HAYPENNIES ON THE DOLLAR SEE OUR PRIVACY POLICY ON OUR WEBSITE FOR MORE DETAILS ⚠️⚠️⚠️ >EVERY FUCKING DAY I'm gonna rip the infomatics system out of this tin can I swear on my mother

@idiot@shitposter.world @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital someone's jealous they can't drive like an altima driver

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital This isn't the same Altima webm as last time, how many of these do you have saved?

@idiot@shitposter.world @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital too many

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital I went out of my way NOT to get a Nissan because of these so you should know they're doing their job. Well done!

@idiot@shitposter.world @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital with a cvt you can do anything you want

@idiot@shitposter.world @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital damn shame because i like the fairchild z series

Lmao. He picked the sole topic boomers are right about. Plastic cars. Bad. No CD player. Bad. Zero ability to work on the car. Bad. Touch start/key fob ignition. Bad.

Some of the "safety" features aren't very safe, but are still mandatory.

Real safety features would consist of 4 point harnesses, a rollcage, an improved firewall, and the removal of the drivers airbags.

Also, take that lane management shit that's already installed and do this: If a car is in the left lane and the right side blind spot sensor doesn't see anything for two minutes, sound a police siren inside the car. Bitches, the left lane is for passing. If I have to pass you on the right, you are a fucking nigger.

You're shooting danger close brother, friendly fire! The splash damage is getting us! Lol. I drive in the left lane for about 3 or 4 miles every day because there's always a nigger that won't let me merge into the left lane so I can turn left.

How about a button that votes to disable nigger drivers? A social credit system I can get behind.

>How about a button that votes to disable nigger drivers? With about 5.5 to 6.5 pounds of resistance?

What are those breathalyzer car locks called? We should install a similar system on every car, but if it detects "nigger jive" or "wigger slang" the car immediately shuts off.

Just ban niggers from driving.

@skylar@misskey.yandere.love @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital tear out the A/C, because suffering build character

@Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta@poa.st @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital @WilhelmIII@nicecrew.digital @Largo@poa.st enforce vehicle inspections

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital @WilhelmIII@nicecrew.digital @Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta@poa.st @Largo@poa.st if it drives its legal

@bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital @WilhelmIII@nicecrew.digital @Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta@poa.st @Largo@poa.st

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital @WilhelmIII@nicecrew.digital @Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta@poa.st @Largo@poa.st >this shit is fire unironically this shit is FIRE i love these mad max mobiles

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital @WilhelmIII@nicecrew.digital @bronze@pl.kitsunemimi.club @Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta@poa.st @Largo@poa.st thats like an africa truck

@Nudhul@shitposter.world @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @MCMLXVIIOTG@nicecrew.digital @WilhelmIII@nicecrew.digital @Kalogerosstilitis2RevengeoftheJunta@poa.st @Largo@poa.st africans are out there doing this shit yet i cant be bothered to jack up my car today to change the oil