Those of you old enough to remember renting VHS tapes. To this day Head Cleaner is the worst adult film I've ever seen.
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3 months ago
Reply to @Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital
I am FAR too youthful to have any idea what you are talking about. maybe.. possibly..
3 months ago
Reply to @Leadmaus@poa.st
>this nigga doesn't know about the beaded curtain in the back of the movie store ngmi
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3 months ago
Reply to @Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital
Why would they use some fancy beadwork curtain rather than a more cost effective normal curtain??
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3 months ago
Reply to @Leadmaus@poa.st
because they were boomers beaded curtains were de rigeur in boomer hippie stoner pads. gave an opium den vibe, very forbidden, much naughty
3 months ago
Reply to @LawrenceGerald@poa.st
remember when that and maybe a partial wall was all that stood between you and the dirty movies at the local movie rental place and fuck that block buster time period, i'm talking about before, when it was the local joints run by fuck knows who, probably some mob guy's brother
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3 months ago
Reply to @dictatordave@poa.st
lol ppl who could afford VCRs and teevees. I didn't get either one till my 30s. of course that was down to priorities. I have more memories of the dirty bookstores in the 80s that were on the highways outside of town. we used to undertake pilgrimages to these temples of boomer iniquity.
3 months ago
Reply to @LawrenceGerald@poa.st
there was this disgusting porn shop a couple towns over from where i grew up and it was like a thing to go take our friends when we'd turn 18 it was run by this old lady who'd demand id when you came through the door lol real seedy shit
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3 months ago
Reply to @dictatordave@poa.st
things really accelerated quickly, didn't they?
Reply to @LawrenceGerald@poa.st
This thread or life?
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Reply to @HockeyDoxie@nicecrew.digital
I was thinking of the ease with which one can access the most foul and degenerate porn. Children under 10 have seen all of it and they try to enact it with each other, with predictably traumatizing results. I don't have kids or obv grandkids but all my friends have dealt with this.
Reply to @LawrenceGerald@poa.st
Yeah, even when we were kids you found a playboy. So you saw a hairy bush and some titties, good for you kid! Today your 11 year old can Google up furry assplay pirate space ranger midgets dressed like power Rangers and I bet it exists
Reply to @Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital
my friends and i found an 84 olympics issue of hustler, great shit actually read the articles and letters lol, good jokes too and you always wanted the hustler shit over playboy when trading stuff around, hustler was always more deviant and trashy
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Reply to @dictatordave@poa.st
I 'member
Reply to @LawrenceGerald@poa.st
I didn't see hustler til I was in the service. It was always a playboy
3 months ago
Reply to @Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital
@Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital @HockeyDoxie@nicecrew.digital @LawrenceGerald@poa.st @Leadmaus@poa.st @dictatordave@poa.st Same here. Most of my collection was Playboys with a few penthouses. That collection would probably be worth $1,000 today.
3 months ago
Reply to @Jonny@annihilation.social
I was a Penthouse man until my girlfriend found them on my closet shelf.
Reply to @CrustyBurgerhead@nicecrew.digital
Did she sell them like Peg Bundy sold Al's Big 'Uns?
Big "Shankmaster" Larrity
Reply to @HockeyDoxie@nicecrew.digital
Brb going to the Jiggly Room
Reply to @CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
now i need a no ma'am shirt
Big "Shankmaster" Larrity
Reply to @dictatordave@poa.st
"Are you straight" The hairs on my chest are
Reply to @CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
holy shit its a thing never realized it stood for something, that's awesome
Reply to @dictatordave@poa.st
Big "Shankmaster" Larrity
Reply to @Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital
"Ma'am I would consider it a supreme act of diplomacy between our people if you ground my pelvis in to a fine dust"
Reply to @CobaltSasquatch@nicecrew.digital
told the wife when the time comes just smother me, and not with a pillow
Reply to @dictatordave@poa.st
>Dave dying
Reply to @Evil_Bender@nicecrew.digital