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Big Iron Bender


Those of you old enough to remember renting VHS tapes. To this day Head Cleaner is the worst adult film I've ever seen.

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I am FAR too youthful to have any idea what you are talking about.
maybe.. possibly..

Big Iron Bender


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>this nigga doesn't know about the beaded curtain in the back of the movie store
ngmi

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Why would they use some fancy beadwork curtain rather than a more cost effective normal curtain??

Wignatia :cross_ortho_wooden2: 

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because they were boomers
beaded curtains were de rigeur in boomer hippie stoner pads. gave an opium den vibe, very forbidden, much naughty

dictatordave
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remember when that and maybe a partial wall was all that stood between you and the dirty movies at the local movie rental place
and fuck that block buster time period, i'm talking about before, when it was the local joints run by fuck knows who, probably some mob guy's brother

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lol ppl who could afford VCRs and teevees. I didn't get either one till my 30s. of course that was down to priorities.
I have more memories of the dirty bookstores in the 80s that were on the highways outside of town. we used to undertake pilgrimages to these temples of boomer iniquity.

dictatordave
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there was this disgusting porn shop a couple towns over from where i grew up and it was like a thing to go take our friends when we'd turn 18
it was run by this old lady who'd demand id when you came through the door
lol real seedy shit

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things really accelerated quickly, didn't they?


Wignatia :cross_ortho_wooden2: 

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I was thinking of the ease with which one can access the most foul and degenerate porn. Children under 10 have seen all of it and they try to enact it with each other, with predictably traumatizing results. I don't have kids or obv grandkids but all my friends have dealt with this.

Big Iron Bender


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Yeah, even when we were kids you found a playboy. So you saw a hairy bush and some titties, good for you kid!
Today your 11 year old can Google up furry assplay pirate space ranger midgets dressed like power Rangers and I bet it exists

dictatordave
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my friends and i found an 84 olympics issue of hustler, great shit
actually read the articles and letters lol, good jokes too
and you always wanted the hustler shit over playboy when trading stuff around, hustler was always more deviant and trashy


Big Iron Bender


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I didn't see hustler til I was in the service. It was always a playboy

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Same here. Most of my collection was Playboys with a few penthouses.
That collection would probably be worth $1,000 today.

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I was a Penthouse man until my girlfriend found them on my closet shelf.




Big "Shankmaster" Larrity
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"Are you straight"
The hairs on my chest are

dictatordave
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holy shit its a thing
never realized it stood for something, that's awesome




Big "Shankmaster" Larrity
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"Ma'am I would consider it a supreme act of diplomacy between our people if you ground my pelvis in to a fine dust"

dictatordave
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told the wife when the time comes just smother me, and not with a pillow

