the question is, what happens to her when she turns 28?

If she can’t have it all, she’ll take nothing

this seems like a pretty cool job. i bet you get to see a lot of bric-a-brac

that's especially hard for you because you have the baby and the baby needs a lot of touch.

I have an autoimmune reaction on my hands and feet. I have to treat it with serious medicine all the time just to keep my skin intact. It's always itchy

women have two axes of desire. One is the irresponsible bad boy, and the other is the high-end provider. The real top men are the ones who have both qualities.

this is evolutionarily correct. being protected and provided for by the top man is a successful reproduction strategy

women aren't getting married now. Do you think this will entice them to get married?

The piano bar we love is closing forever this weekend. We are here for the final time.

I feel like I said this exact thing at some point

does anybody else have a girlfriend who smells their belly button?

well yes

You're paying for a mark of status, not a container for your stuff. They're used to signal others that they are of the same social class or in-group.

you might think that people would learn something from their first marriage and that they would be more grown-up

Second marriages have a lower success rate than first marriages? Is that possible?

There’s no way Germany could have beaten the Soviet Union. Was a truce possible?