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hunterpjohnson
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@AngryHortlerNoises@poa.st is this true chaotic neutral?
hunterpjohnson
> the capitol hill pd officer name is “yogananda pittman”
hunterpjohnson
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@AnonymousBosch@poa.st @RacistReimu@poa.st @Boomerman@poa.st @RubinFarrRight@poa.st @yockeypuck@poa.st Snood’s Poo and Loo
hunterpjohnson
Yeah, I look pretty cool. Fediverse can’t do SHIT about it. Nigger.

hunterpjohnson
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@AngryHortlerNoises@poa.st @Nike@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz idk, my burnt toast doesn’t smell like an exotic mix of BO and cocoa butter
hunterpjohnson
“You see Kakarot, while you were wasting time reposting stale memes from 2016, I spent years resonating with the complex frequencies of the memetic consensus in order to cultivate the most esoteric, visceral of memes.”

hunterpjohnson
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@BeachBleach@spinster.xyz @BobRoss@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz “I would have been the biggest nigger hater on ARPANET”

hunterpjohnson
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@AnonymousBosch@poa.st damn it I was gonna shoop his face on donkey kong in mario kart later
hunterpjohnson
Trannies could collect all 7 dragon balls and wish to be a real woman and the dragon would say, “it is beyond my power to do that”
hunterpjohnson
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@Shadowman311@poa.st Esoteric Puritanical Traditional Authoritarian 2^256th Position Skyline Chili-ist here
hunterpjohnson
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@Godcast@poa.st he probably manufactured the controversy to distract from the cuban rent boy issue. “I can’t be a fruit, see, I have a sex scandal with a 17 year old GIRL.”

hunterpjohnson
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cope and Seethe
You Tranny Jew
hunterpjohnson
A bugman stands in front of the restaurant
“Alright folks, I need to see your papers!”
In a frenzied panic, you reach deep into your pocket to grab a 3” x 2” book.
“Hello, can I see your Vaccine passport?”
Sweating profusely now, your hand shakes as you pass over the small book.
”S...s...sure”
You stand there for what feels like an eternity as you hope that your forged vaccine passport passes the examination. The bugman stares intently, checking every square millimeter with an ultraviolet light for any evidence of fraud. He pauses for a second—you hope that he is just distracted by whatever product he will consoom next.
“You’re good to go now!”
You visibly exhale as you offload the weight of the world from your shoulders. You’ll be able to enjoy this burger in peace...but for how long?
hunterpjohnson
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@MechaSilvio@poa.st @RoyalJohnny242@poa.st @GoodBoyUV@poa.st “Mike Enoch” is a highly advanced holographic projection of the global right wing zeitgeist, manifesting itself in various forms.