A bugman stands in front of the restaurant “Alright folks, I need to see your papers!” In a frenzied panic, you reach deep into your pocket to grab a 3” x 2” book. “Hello, can I see your Vaccine passport?” Sweating profusely now, your hand shakes as you pass over the small book. ”S...s...sure” You stand there for what feels like an eternity as you hope that your forged vaccine passport passes the examination. The bugman stares intently, checking every square millimeter with an ultraviolet light for any evidence of fraud. He pauses for a second—you hope that he is just distracted by whatever product he will consoom next. “You’re good to go now!” You visibly exhale as you offload the weight of the world from your shoulders. You’ll be able to enjoy this burger in peace...but for how long?