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Visitors to Manhattan this summer will be in for a rude surprise: crazy black people will be robbing them
Except:
-math
-chess
-running
-jumping
-lifting
-fixing stuff
-making money
-sports
-driving
-parallel parking
-making decisions
-stand up comedy
-being tall
-taking out the garbage
-tipping
-fishing
-reading a map
-inventing anything important
-listening to good music
-writing
Even if Dementia Joe was right, we'll never really know since women are:
-swinging at bigger balls
-playing from closer tees
-doing push ups from their knees
Well FBI agents obtained warrants to search the Syrian shooters home in Boulder today after more of his social media activity came to light
According to a lead agent, they're looking for any clues or evidence that might help them blame the incident on White people
Well the Suez Canal was blocked after a cargo ship beached itself along its banks. The cargo ship was being piloted by its first ever woman captain Arab Lloyd. Which just proves once again: women can’t drive
Mariah Carey has recently released a new memoir. According to her spokesperson, the book is supposed to tell the story of the moments—the ups and downs, the triumphs and traumas, the debacles and the dreams, that contributed to the person she is today. The book will be titled "Of Course Derek Chauvin's Innocent I Mean C'mon"
