Except: -math -chess -running -jumping -lifting -fixing stuff -making money -sports -driving -parallel parking -making decisions -stand up comedy -being tall -taking out the garbage -tipping -fishing -reading a map -inventing anything important -listening to good music -writing Even if Dementia Joe was right, we'll never really know since women are: -swinging at bigger balls -playing from closer tees -doing push ups from their knees