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cassidyclown
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@binkle@clubcyberia.co hopefully you're too old to ever have to do a hirevue interview (one-way questions you have to record yourself answering and then AI generates transcript from your voice and analyzes it. Then you get to click the shapes and do addition.)

cassidyclown
Psychometric job interview tests are getting unhinged
> "There's no right or wrong answers, we just want to understand how your mind works 😊"
> "Now which of these pictures speaks to you more"
> Two pictures
> One is a picture of someone helping someone else up a mountain
> Other picture is what looks like someone trying to push a businessman off a cliff.
And I can't even fucking laugh because the webcam is recording.

cassidyclown
At risk of sounding terribly naive, I've come to the realization that many of the emotions and experiences I held to be a human universal are actually beyond the capacity of most people. The transactional attitudes towards relationships are not, as I once thought, a cynical reaction to prior wrongdoings but rather just the modus operandi of the average person. Difficult to have empathy considering. 


cassidyclown
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@RustyCrab@clubcyberia.co @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com (I stole this joke from zero with
as the original - there really are too many exhibits to count)


cassidyclown
@nyanide@lab.nyanide.com The day I must stand before a jury of my peers whilst
is projected onto a large screen as "exhibit A" draws ever closer.


cassidyclown
Coming to the sad conclusion that the Internet has destroyed everyone here socially, emotionally, sexually and cognitively. While it would be painful at first, you would all be ultimately happier under a regime of no Internet and forced normiefication. 


cassidyclown
While I don't want to ban people just for being gorilla nigger retards or even for making one-off remarks in bad-taste, if you sincerely argue that "epstein island was based actually" and then jump server to here to argue for the abolition of the age of consent, I really have no choice but to consider you a pedophile and therefore a threat to the continued existence of this instance. John-Pleroma aka senator armstrong has been banned from cyberia for this reason.

cassidyclown
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@ElDeadKennedy@shitposter.world @eidolon@clubcyberia.co @waifu@mai.waifuism.life @bot@seal.cafe you need to build a wall


cassidyclown
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@bot@seal.cafe @waifu@mai.waifuism.life either way it's a hell of a lot better than here
