"COPS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this store before. There could be COPS anywhere." His methed up heart pounded against his bare chest. "I HATE COPS" he thought. Angry chimp noises reverberated the entire store, making it pulsate even as the lethal dose of fentanyl circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of police. "With a fake 20, you can buy anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[email protected] - https://poa.st/users/ConfederateHobo EVEN BETTER HE COMES BY TO INVESTIGATE -- A BUNCH OF GUYS DRESSED IN KILTS AND SUCH, JUST MISHMASH CLOTHES WHATEVERSPEAKING WITH FAKE DRUMMED UP SCOTTISH ACCENTSTHEYRE SCOTSMEN AND THE FLAG IS THE FLAG OF SCOTLAND AND GENDER IS DISRESPECTING THEIR SCOTTISH CULTURE

There's people who don't read the books before saying dumb shit, and then there's people who didn't even watch the films lol.

@nugger@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/nugger COPPERWAFFEN

@mnswpr@poa.st Whatever they're doing, it's certainly causing a religious revival amongst the cattle.

@Turkleton@poa.st Good morning.

@DeanBradleySFF@poa.st @mnswpr@poa.st This group has done a few really well done renditions. I'm very fond of their version of the Song of Durin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxfoa23skHg

Another day, another red/blue psyop trying to make you care about the beaners using your country as a Golden Corral buffet

If the knee don't fit, you must acquit!

"Ayo this banana do be hittin' different"

@Turkleton@poa.st I think in this case it means it was processed in a factory that also processes soy products. They do these warnings for stuff that may come into contact with peanuts as well

>Otto turned the Tranny jew shitpost into a giant satanic pedo ring thread. I have no one to blame but myself.

The gay Jewish tranny furry has opinions on Satan and the nature of temptation and punishment.

@Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @cassidyjames@mastodon.social Lmao sounds like the ass bandit isn't confident in his gay vaccine.