BANTS doesn't work, because even the people professing it would work themselves to the bone instead of cheating for a living wage. It also makes you reliant on people that fucking hate you, so it's dumb in two dimensions.

@poopernova@varishangout.net "Life isn't fair" is the fucking cherry on top isn't it, especially when this is all ABOUT fairness. It's shorthand for "Suck it up kid, I can just do this to you" from some faggot in School Management or some equally useless sector of society.

@hazlin@shortstacksran.ch Grub?

@gear@gearlandia.haus That's just a fucking lunch hour. A federally mandated, lunch break. One that they legally have to give you. Not a fucking perk.

@Hoss@shitpost.cloud You got skinny thumbs there boah

is coffee good for you

@sapphire@shortstacksran.ch Imagine how cuddly and warm and soft she'd be after you got the knots out of her back

@sapphire@shortstacksran.ch Seggs

@YeetLibs@poa.st That's one skinned shitskin.

Holy Fucking Amerifat Moment https://www.defensenews.com/air/2024/07/25/b-1-bomber-crash-report-blasts-crew-mistakes-culture-of-complacency/

If I could trade titties for a remote job I would, fuck this "working up the corporate ladder" nonsense, it's getting me nowhere fast.

@sapphire@shortstacksran.ch @DEERBLOOD@poa.st @MisterLister@poa.st @RealRaul@poa.st @ScoWer22@noauthority.social I will goon for you copypasta man. I will give goonfuel to all of Fedi on this wonderful day.

Although in this economy, can't buy the sex either!

Remember, folks. You can buy sex from whores, but you can't buy companionship.

@flux_the_cat@poa.st @BronzeAgeHogCranker@geofront.rocks "Oh boy your Holy Guy who's the voice of God on Earth is in favor of gay buttsex? Looks like you lose again."

The joy of a tomboy is knowing you're gonna have cute babies, and also taming a wild cat.

@sapphire@shortstacksran.ch @Mamako@poa.st @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com @RadixVerum@nicecrew.digital @Snek@detroitriotcity.com error: int_overflow

@Hoss@shitpost.cloud @r000t@ligma.pro What do you mean "fabricate employers"? An LLC is literally 70$ in most states, and you don't have to turn a profit to use it and a phone number from your "friend" the CTO to use it.

Open source lego-and-vector printer which supports ink pens.