@theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @GrungeQueef@poa.st they want to live like orthodox jews (no phones but flip phones for your kids)

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @GrungeQueef@poa.st https://koshercell.org/ wtf is this

@vix@shitposter.world @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @GrungeQueef@poa.st orthodox judaism makes more sense when you realize that it's like amish/similar groups (with similar views on going to war as an example) except with a dose of schizophrenia.

@GrungeQueef@poa.st @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co the lady seems fine, the other two are comical

@vix@shitposter.world @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @GrungeQueef@poa.st this is why many kids of them end up buying a tracfone or similar prepaid phone they smuggle online.

@GrungeQueef@poa.st @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @vix@shitposter.world everyone mocks fundies who install filters and similar on their phone but this is the same shit

>KosherCell technology removes the web browsers from our phones at an operating system level. We use exclusive technology available from the phone manufacturers themselves. >Yes. Users can request and add individual apps of their choosing during the checkout process. However, only apps that meet our standards will be allowed. Imagine paying for censorship. 🤣

>removing apps from the operating system level What does that even mean​

i don't know, but it offers Basic, Plus, and "Jewish" app plans

@GrungeQueef@poa.st @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @matty@nicecrew.digital why is this a button

>minyan >davening the fuck are those supposed to be? has anyone heard anyone speak like that?

My A52's reception sucks, would not recommend.

@BionicNigga@poa.st @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @matty@nicecrew.digital @GrungeQueef@poa.st @sapphire@shortstacksran.ch I hate to say it, truly, but just get an iphone

Thought about it until I remembered they report you to the FBI for memes. It sucks, because Android is fully enshittified.

@BionicNigga@poa.st @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @matty@nicecrew.digital @GrungeQueef@poa.st @vix@shitposter.world @sapphire@shortstacksran.ch android at this point is, you need the Very Specific phone (either a pixel, or a specific OnePlus/Xiaomi/similar phone) to load the good custom rom, or you're SOL.

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @matty@nicecrew.digital @BionicNigga@poa.st @GrungeQueef@poa.st @sapphire@shortstacksran.ch when rooting started becoming a massive pain the the ass I stopped caring about andorid. plus I was wasting far too much time constantly flashing new Roms that I thought would be better than the last. Lg G3 was the last great phoen

@vix@shitposter.world @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @matty@nicecrew.digital @BionicNigga@poa.st @GrungeQueef@poa.st I had a V60 and it was still good, LG was making decent hardware up til the end the G flex was still their best though, stupid derpy phone

I miss the shitty BLU phone I used to have. Thing was cheap Chinesium yet it had everything even flagship phones today lack and without making you pay for like five stupid cameras that you have no use for. - Headphone jack (screw you Apple) - SD card reader - Removable battery - A normal rectangular screen for Pete's sake that doesn't waste battery life on high DPI nonsense I couldn't care less about

@BionicNigga@poa.st @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @matty@nicecrew.digital @GrungeQueef@poa.st @vix@shitposter.world >headphone jack I resisted this for a while as well til I realized I went through two phones without ever using it, nobody cares anymore. I have USB-C if I REALLY want to listen to music through my planars on my phone I can plug in my DAC >SD card reader as Skylar said earlier in this thread I have untold TB of storage in my closet I don't need more than 64GB on my phone and my phone shipped with 256 >removable battery I've lost more phones to water damage than dead batteries so I'll take a semi-functional liquid seal over a replaceable battery >a normal rectangular screen I wish they'd just go to full 21:9 widescreen

@sapphire@shortstacksran.ch @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @matty@nicecrew.digital @BionicNigga@poa.st @GrungeQueef@poa.st @vix@shitposter.world The whole reason they don't have waterproof and batteries that are replaceable solely comes down to having a screw and seal setup like Sonim phones have. It's a modern marketing excuse. The old iPods were sure as shit not rugged (spinny disk) but they always had sealed batteries. The iPhone has continued this tradition. Furthermore, when the iPod line was new, Apple didn't even offer battery replacements. This led to an early 2003 era viral video, and only after backlash did Apple not charge the price of a new iPod to replace the battery. You had to buy DIY kits with special case opening tools to do it as well. You are literally being fleeced by Apple marketing for something that was only an excuse now, and when HTC also got rid of swappable batteries they got shit for it. But Apple is like Microsoft, wait long enough and you'll forget (see the Series S).

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @matty@nicecrew.digital @BionicNigga@poa.st @GrungeQueef@poa.st @vix@shitposter.world again, I really don't care because I upgrade right around the time my warranty expires that said, "screw and seal" doesn't count as user-replaceable for most retards and if it does the iPhone is 4 screws and a seal replacement for the battery now "user replaceable" to the average right to fixtard is closer to the Galaxy S5, which was by far the worst phone I've ever had the displeasure of touching

@sapphire@shortstacksran.ch @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @matty@nicecrew.digital @BionicNigga@poa.st @GrungeQueef@poa.st @vix@shitposter.world god forbid someone have to buy a replacement battery kit that comes with everything you need for $15-20 and spend half an hour following like 3 steps of instructions with pictures once in 4-6 years wait til they find out cars need oil changes and those evil proprietary auto manufacturers make you buy the right size sockets and oil filter wrench rather than a random stick you found in the yard

@skylar@misskey.yandere.love @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @matty@nicecrew.digital @BionicNigga@poa.st @GrungeQueef@poa.st @vix@shitposter.world @sapphire@shortstacksran.ch >wait til they find out cars need oil changes and those evil proprietary auto manufacturers make you buy the right size sockets and oil filter wrench rather than a random stick you found in the yard fun fact: there's a reason every Lowes or Home Depot sells out of the T30 socket: it's the VAG bolt of choice.

@skylar@misskey.yandere.love @BionicNigga@poa.st @GrungeQueef@poa.st @ceo_of_monoeye_dating@bae.st @matty@nicecrew.digital @sapphire@shortstacksran.ch @theorytoe@ak.kyaruc.moe @vix@shitposter.world Oh also I forgot to mention the whole JIS/Phillips rabbit hole: If you ever get a Japanese car, computer/game console/AV equipment, and especially a camera, it's going to have JIS screws. The tiny JIS screws are the worst, you WILL strip them if you do not use a JIS driver and so camera shops literally only use JIS drivers because otherwise you will strip a tiny 00 screw on a lens or camera.