This is real btw. The whole IGN video feels like parody…but it’s not. Just unreal…

My sides, no parody journalism could do justice to the world we live in.

@RehnSturm256@shota.house LMAO

@EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st the character creator is nightmare fuel btw. Every form of transgenderism and body mutilation available but no large breasts or butts for women it is horror manifest!

throw another 200 million at it

@RehnSturm256@shota.house Is that actually real? It looks like a shitpost, good lord

@Noraweed@shitposter.world the video is like a parody by The Onion…but it’s all sincere they celebrate Drsgon Age for all of its “””inclusive””” options… Here are even more screenshots from their video

@RehnSturm256@shota.house Looks like the perfect character creator to give women gigachad chins

@RehnSturm256@shota.house 'Dragon Age: The Veilguard' Character Creator Has Option For "Top Surgery Scars" https://thatparkplace.com/dragon-age-the-veilguard-character-creator-has-option-for-top-surgery-scars/

@waltercool@pl.slash.cl @RehnSturm256@shota.house 'Dragon Age: The Veilguard's difficulty options will let you turn off death entirely' https://www.pcgamer.com/games/rpg/dragon-age-the-veilguards-difficulty-options-will-let-you-turn-off-death-entirely/ >(Author) Andy has been gaming on PCs from the very beginning, starting as a youngster with text adventures and primitive action games on a cassette-based TRS80. Somehow I really doubt that

@phnt@fluffytail.org @waltercool@pl.slash.cl holy sh- this is POZZed as Hell

@RehnSturm256@shota.house @waltercool@pl.slash.cl A game for everyone is a game for nobody. True Dragon Age fans definitely won't buy it as only the first game was good. The second one was really dumbed down and Inquisition is even easier and boring.

@phnt@fluffytail.org @waltercool@pl.slash.cl Inquisition is when they really announced they were pandering for WOKE stuff, with a ftm character and gay stuff all around. Now they’re cranking the dual up to 11 and in a really gross way. I won’t support or condone a game that allows sexual abuse and mutilation scars but does not allow full customization of female characters to make them look like actual women

DA: Inquisition had: >Fugly elf who looked like she had been kicked in the face by a horse (Sera) >Whiny faggot blood mage (Dorian) >Bald negress LARPing as a pseudo-French aristocrat ice sorceress (Vivianne) >Pretend minotaur annoying sex-pest (Iron Bull) Fuck Bioware. That is all.

@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com @phnt@fluffytail.org @waltercool@pl.slash.cl oh no…you didn’t know!? She is EXCLUSIVELY lesbian! And she only fucks dwarfs. I shit you not. She’s also weird like how Tumblr girls act. The only options a normal guy has is tomboy knight (based) or bi Indian girl.

@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com it is really openly disgusting & hateful now more than ever…

Don't forget, there was a literal FtM tranny in the game. They made a male character voiced by a woman. The Iron Bull comments on how she is a ferocious fighter, as good as any (actual) man. In Jade Empire (2004/5) you could gay romance one of the characters I think (I banged the local girl and the princess at the same time on my playthrough so I wouldn't know)

@TrevorGoodchild@poa.st @waltercool@pl.slash.cl @RehnSturm256@shota.house The real Bioware was gone by that point. Now they are just another EA garbage studio. They are gone since DA II or maybe SWTOR. Even Mass Effect 3 wasn't that good compared to the previous games.

I still have the original Baldur's Gate CDs. They're like a relic brought back from a better timeline that no longer exists. Sad.

@TrevorGoodchild@poa.st @phnt@fluffytail.org @waltercool@pl.slash.cl lmao I forgot about the bald Black chick ENTIRELY bevause she was so unpleasant, I instinctually refused to have her on my team at all! even back then, BioWare failed on making good black girl characters that we would be seeing flood the SBI-POZZed game market in the following years.

I mean I already gave up midway during Mass Effect 3

@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com @waltercool@pl.slash.cl @RehnSturm256@shota.house The intended way to play Inquisition is to play as a Qunari female with a deep voice while being a feet taller than every human character in the game.

that looks like if you fused bonzi buddy with a cannibal covered in ash

Drew Karpyshyn was the main writer for BioWare and he is an anti-White lefty. He has Whites nearly extinct in the novelization of Mass Effect and has plenty of mixed race couples. Bioware has always been "woke" they just hid it better when it wasn't as socially acceptable. Make Faggots Scared Again

@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com @phnt@fluffytail.org @waltercool@pl.slash.cl Cassandra, the tomboy thicc thigh lady knight, is the only exclusively heterosexual female. The only other human is the bisexual Pajeet I mentioned The romance options in Inquisition were politically designed and you couldn’t even date the elf unless you were a lesbian dwarf…but trust me you wouldn’t want because she was an annoying “pixie girl Tumblr princess” DA Veilguard forces yet ANOTHER Jeet girl in your party roster, along with a frumpy Chinese elf(?), and a black African elf(??) dude.

@samjayganges@poa.st @phnt@fluffytail.org @waltercool@pl.slash.cl @TrevorGoodchild@poa.st the Qunari themselves are culturally pro-trans, saying females can chemically become men if they wanted to be warriors. It’s fucked…

@RehnSturm256@shota.house @Noraweed@shitposter.world why does everyone have the lord farquaad jawline?

Not surprised because in the original game they were essentially Islamo-fascists with a rigid hierarchy and intense hatred and distrust of mages, to the point where mages were enslaved if I remember correctly. So it figures they would make them all trans now.

looking back, Dragon Age II is aging better and better from a story/companion standpoint.

He's Ukrainian, apparently. Make of that what you will.

Ukrainian or (((Ukrainian)))

@rlier23@bae.st @Noraweed@shitposter.world oh you know why, they want to make every woman character look as male as possible. it’s why they disable large breast and butt customization. No women allowed, only transsexuals.

@wgiwf@poa.st @phnt@fluffytail.org @waltercool@pl.slash.cl @TrevorGoodchild@poa.st @samjayganges@poa.st every fuckin time…

he's either a jew or a brainwashed white person, not like i think ukrainians are inherently bad people

Not sure

@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com @EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st @RehnSturm256@shota.house id be very happy to rip their nails and teeth and the pour citric acid in the Open wounds

Which is totally incoherent even according to the Thedas canon as they're also written as an Islamic/samurai amalgamation with FIXED ROLES for every individual and every stratum of society Sten the Qunari from DA: Origins comments in-game on how he doesn't understand how or why peasants can become warriors, or why they would even want to

@TrevorGoodchild@poa.st @phnt@fluffytail.org @waltercool@pl.slash.cl @samjayganges@poa.st yea it’s bizarre you could tell they were trying to make the Qunari a weird “progressive Islam” group: “We have strict gender roles, which is why we allow and require men and women to become the opposite sex in order to fit into their roles”. :akkoHuh:

@phnt@fluffytail.org @waltercool@pl.slash.cl @TrevorGoodchild@poa.st @RehnSturm256@shota.house biowares audience enabled it. The old forums were notoriously full of 😭 posting in the 2000s/10s. https://www.somethingawful.com/weekend-web/bioware-social-forums/1/

It really deserves respect just for introducing Varric, probably one of the top three characters of the entire series They did Anders dirty tho

that is a good start, but you are forgetting to put some nails connected to the wall socket firmly set in the place where their fingernails and toenails used to be.

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @waltercool@pl.slash.cl @TrevorGoodchild@poa.st @RehnSturm256@shota.house I think that's enough Internet for today.

ah the johnnylist, that johnnylist?

@EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com @RehnSturm256@shota.house theres plenty of methods at our disposition i personally always wondered how effective chinese water torture is, Heard that if You let the water running for long enough the erosión would make a Hole in someones scalp

Ah, Anders. The gaybomb who detonated the Chantry and ignited a massively destructive war. Not sure Bioware thought that representation through. Sebastian Vael was cool though.

Right, they made him a fag didn't they. In the expansion to the first game Anders was always flirting with women if I remember correctly. DAII would have been a lot better if EA hadn't made Bioware rush the game out. A more localized setting was a nice change of pace from the first game, which took place all around an entire country.

nah, too much water, it would be easier to just set a slow dc motor with a smooth steel rod on their forehead and just run it on whatever the slowest speed is.

yup. I believe they had a deadline of 14-18 months. If they had been given more time I think it wouldve been a banger.

@EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com @RehnSturm256@shota.house theres was also this one where they feed a shit ton of honey to the victim and then they tie them, put them in a boat and let the boat float in the middle of a swamp The victim Will get diarrea and the smells Will attract all sorts of bugs that Will feed on the persons infested FLESH while they are still alive

you sure it was a lot of honey and not a lot of milk? i remember reading that but with milk, but it wasn't just forcing the victim to drink as much of a barrel of milk as it can drink but also showering the victim in milk, then tie to the boat and kick to the middle of a swamp or lake.

@EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com @RehnSturm256@shota.house i think you're right, maybe ibwas thinking of the egyptians turning people into honey

@EdBoatConnoisseur@poa.st @ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com @lonestarr@mugicha.club where did he go, come back

@PurpCat@clubcyberia.co @phnt@fluffytail.org @waltercool@pl.slash.cl @TrevorGoodchild@poa.st btw purpcat I’m not seeing your posts does clubcyberia block me?

I wonder when we win will we retcon all the franchises that have gone to shit, or create such a beautiful world that nobody will want to play video games anymore.

It's supposed to be an allegory for the 80s aid epidemic I believe (I made this up)

There will always be escapists, I think. And in a way this is beneficial, as it leads to flights of pure imagination that may someday inspire real-world developments

@dubbub@poa.st @phnt@fluffytail.org @waltercool@pl.slash.cl @TrevorGoodchild@poa.st @RehnSturm256@shota.house we will still need vidya cause space isnt real unless we build dirigible societies then there will be no use for vidya ever

they/xir look like someone who tries to lower the dragon age of consent

Ffs! 🤦‍♀️

@filenotfound@spinster.xyz incidentally there IS a pronoun selection in the character creator. Um, be sure to refer to xir as ma’am! Heh

i think my opinion on this is, ff9 was hte only modern final fantasy game to ever capture the feeling of hte original games.

Remember what they took from you.

Thats scaphism

It is both milk and honey

elf mewing

@RehnSturm256@shota.house @Noraweed@shitposter.world it is maam