FOOOOOOOD WAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR! One will be gone forever.

Wings. Worst part of the chicken, lowest meat to other crap ratio. Just add whatever sauce you like on your wings to tendies.

People actually pay like $2 per wing when each wing is the size of your thumb and contains about 30% meat 70% bone each. I agree with you, I've never seen a restaurant put wing sauce on tendies. When I worked at a restaurant I'd make shit like that for myself on break and my coworkers thought I was crazy. They also thought I was a freak for using chocolate milk in a mocha latte instead of white milk or soy milk or some other shit.

How do people not understand? More meat=more better More chocolate=more better It's simple mathematics really.

100%. But they're too scared of "being weird" or some other stupid mindset that paralyzes them. "You can just do things" is a mantra meant specifically to break the spell on their minds.

I was honestly shocked when I first realized how big of a problem this sort of social-paralysis is … at the age of 30 or so. It honestly hadn’t even occured to me.

"You mean people are scared of doing anything that stands out because they actually believe those around them will kick them out of the tribe and they'll starve to death?"

Yep yep; I‘d been living with a superpower, blissfully unaware that the vast majority of others around me were locked into the opposite. Just sort of assumed everybody “knew”. When it first came into focus, it was like my life flashed before my eyes, with millions of things and events simultaneously becoming coherent. Pivotal life-changing moment.

Teachers in my class would occasionally drop big lectures on resisting peer pressure and I'd think, "What, like it's hard?" And when I talk about stuff like this, how it baffles me that people do things just because it's "cool" like paying $70 for a t-shirt with a company logo on it (paying for the privilege of being that corporation's walking billboard, which seems utterly retarded to me), people get really mad for some reason. They start calling me "edgy", "nonconformist", "snob", "thinks he's too good for us", and accusing me of having a "desire to be different" (?? that's bad somehow?) and "you think you're better than the rest of us". It took me until my 30's to understand crab bucket mentality and tall poppy syndrome.

Hey that’s pretty cool that we were of comparable age upon figuring it out; like eye-floaters, or voluntary ear-rumbling (tensor tympani), it was nigh impossible to even begin asking other people about it. But even moreso since I just didn’t even notice.

What's up with "voluntary ear-rumbling"? I can do that.

Me too. I used to use it to try and drown out irritating noises. It never worked for long.

I forgot I could do it until it was mentioned. Can wiggle my ears, too.

I can just kinda pull them back a centimeter, only enough to visibly pull back my glasses a bit.

I can move mine a little bit. Never tried it for my glasses slipping tho. Can you wiggle you nose too?

Yup. I don't do it much since it's painful thanks to boogers way up there beyond the reach of my finger...

I remember kids at school thought it was weird that I could wiggle my nose "like a bunny." BTW, women don't have boogers.​ 😆

Women don't poop, either.

Nah, we poop. We just don't fart.

Correct.

You sexist pigs stop raping us with your farts!!

FORGIVE MY UNCONTROLLABLE BOOTY-PIPE

NEVER! Men love to fart and will never stop farting!

Whether we love it or not is irrelevant; the entire ecosystem’s delicate balance *demands* it 😏

Plus it's really uncomfortable to hold in the ass gas.

It’s SCIENCE

What science is that? Fart physics?

Oh sheesh, it’s cross-disciplinary, involving lots of ten dollar words and abstract principles; absolute men’s work, and I’d not step in that if *I* were a lady 🧠

Huh.

Let's bring it back to the important subject: farts. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCzwyFHSMdY

@Thusnelda@poa.st seeeee ?? This is easily a half-dozen scientific specialties, packed within less than a half minute.

Horse owners love when their horses fart because it's an indicator of a healthy gut free of parasites.

Absolutely; and while it’s understandably a better indicator in an herbivore for a whole bunch of reasons, it’s also applicable to all sorts of animal life, and humans too

I think when kittens fart, it means they have worms.

Never forget: parasites FEAR ivermectin.

Ivermectin cures homosexuality

I've seen that "homosexuality comes from parasitic mind warping" theory on 4chan (kinda how toxoplasmosis replaces a rat's fear of cats with attraction). Of course you try and look it up and you'll get nothing but (((debooonks))).

At first glance it actually makes sense. Why would humans ever need to be gay? We don't. It's evolutionary beyond redundant. In fact it never had an evolutionary benefit AFAIK. UNLESS.... You're a worm hanging out in some guy's colon... Faggotry seems just a touch too prevalent for random chance...

is your sister's name thing? 😏😎

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😁😅😬 welcome to the zone as long as you dont take me seriously we'll have a blast! <3

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Sleep paralysis demon but it just nags you for treats and toys all the time

at the foot of your bed like

Kyle and Ivan are in contention for who gets the most.