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Couldn't sleep at that's all I get from you? LOL

I'm reviewing a pull request, give me some slack

@tyler@nicecrew.digital @Dudebro@nicecrew.digital @mjdigspigs@nicecrew.digital [email protected]@poa.st

Good evening brother graf how goes yer tins?

good, semi-froze one so i could cool down the ones i forgot to put in the fridge by mixing them together

Brother Graf, It's 9 days now since I last drank the Queen Mum cries in shame for me being a failure of an Anglo. At least my bloody tins will be cold when I drink em though, innit

@Dan_Hulson@poa.st @Dudebro@nicecrew.digital @mjdigspigs@nicecrew.digital @tyler@nicecrew.digital @Hertz@poa.st @graf@poa.st Hopefully your next step won't be to start shaving your body hair off if you don't already do that 😂

Never going to happen, mate. I'm covered in hair I'm getting like a blonde dago with age and I'm just going with it even stopped plucking my few grey hairs in my beard, innit

never plucked mine, never will. girls like the distinguished appearance of a well trimmed, salt and pepper drunk divorced dad. its like women kryptonite

Based af Brother Graf, It's why we mate's, innit. That's what I been telling people for years the slightly disheveled drunk divorced Dad look is peak. Of course you got have that Dadbod rizz to go with it or you just a decent looking middle aged bloke with a beer gut, innit

these guys wont ever get it. mid 20s broads dig the vibe hoping it continues into my 40s innit

Brother Graf, it will cuz zoomers can't compete they can't even hold a conversation or woman's attention. The drunk divorced Millenial Dad will inherit the zoomer women no cap

millennial women dying childless and alone because they chose their careers over having some fun and not being so uptight 24/7

stupid retard women (but I repeat myself)

Thats what happens when you repress fathers and give women unlimited freedom.

I'm going try klepp a zoomer bird next time and give that a try. My days of womanising are on the way out I just want to have a somewhat normal life with a woman, innit

OMG DAN SHE IS 24 YEARS AND 364 DAYS OLD YOU FUCKING CREEP PEDOPHILE!!!

which retard was that again i totally forgot about that, the guy who lost his fucking mind about a guy in his 30s banging a 25 year old

who cares

Fr she was damn cute and that's what matters.

No. The cute won't last. Is she loyal? Does she respect you? THAT will matter a lot more down the road.

Ok. Fair point. Check out her mom. That's what cute chick will look like in 20 years. But going for *just* cute can get you an Amber Heard or an Amanda Bynes.

>make sure you check out her mom Mate I'm ashamed you thought I needed to be told to do that.

Well, yeah. Of COURSE you checked out her mom, you deviant.

Oh, are we only supposed to "check out" the mum. Nobody told me we were supposed to just look 😬

No they mean "check out", like from a library.

Women always tell us to try and get on with their Mum though so it's their fault for not explaining better, innit

behave yourself

You should misbehave yourself more 😏

like what? throw temper tantrum and make you buy purse? 😂

He already has enough purses tbh

man purse?

My "purse" has a gun in it.

So does my Fanny pack.

Er, fren... "Fanny" means something else in British-land.

Yes, quite. We yanks should now call them "vagina packs", to comply with linguistic propriety.

Well thank God we shot and hung them all in my country. So we determine what means what. 🤣

In America fanny also means ass. Because originally you wore *them backwards or on you hip resting on your "fanny" aka your rear end.