@borzoi@poa.st I hate all of these within the first 10 words

@borzoi@poa.st would watch bottom left, sounds cozy

@borzoi@poa.st it's all about witches and well poisoning what are the writers trying to tell us about them?

@borzoi@poa.st Possum song sounds like it'd make for a funny movie, ngl

@borzoi@poa.st ngl Possum Song soundslike it could be fucking amazing if they go with a Dr. Faust mixed with Edgar Allen Poe's The Raven sort of story to it.

@borzoi@poa.st "Possum Song" would watch

@borzoi@poa.st face hurts from cringing. The sauce one probably has precious black melanin as secret ingredient. Like a Jordan peele movie but jordan is even more retarded than before

@borzoi@poa.st Also, they're STILL pushing the Kaczynski MKUltra meme to try to discredit him lmao

@borzoi@poa.st #25 is literally just Oleana, albeit in a high school and not a college English department.

@WoodshopHandman@poa.st @borzoi@poa.st this is my first time hearing the theory that this part of his history is a meme, but i never bought into the supposed tranny arc

@borzoi@poa.st The only one with any possibility of being watchable is "Rewired."

@borzoi@poa.st When I think about all the cool films that never got made (The Harryhausen Sinbad and Dinosaurs film, Godzilla vs Japanese Skynet, the killer fish film The Pike among many others) I get sad When I read these shitty ideas/the shit that actually gets made I get steamed under the collar

@borzoi@poa.st High Society feels like a joke film premise somebody would've made in the early 2010s.

@borzoi@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/borzoi The Unabomber one sounds epic

I included the Unabomber film and the Possum Song to break up the gayness a bit

@borzoi@poa.st my vote is for POSSOM SONG

@tengumatingpress@poa.st @borzoi@poa.st There’s a stoner film (I forget the name) with Adrien Brody as a drug dealer with a similar premise (two kids want to avoid a school drug test so they make and sell super kief pot brownies at a bake sale so everyone at the school gets high to invalidate the results)

@borzoi@poa.st I want to see Possum Song

@borzoi@poa.st The one about the Faustian bargain with the racoons sounds good.

@borzoi@poa.st Of course the black guy, Chaz Hawkins, can only write "dem wypipo da devil". > Growing up in an abusive household, with a manic father who dealt drugs for the Sinaloa Drug Cartel, drove Chaz [Hawkins] deep into his own nightmares to escape reality. Now, Chaz develops tortured outsiders to inhabit the darkest corners of his mind and fight the chains that tether them to their isolation. Toughened in the process, his heroes harness their pain to overcome harrowing obstacles and rejoin worlds that have left them behind. Because, as we all know, heroes get remembered, but monsters and demons never die. Experiences like that led him to write about... evil white hair salon owners? I'm guessing this dude takes even more dick than the average rapper.

@borzoi@poa.st And its produced by Ridley Scott! Bwhahaha! Oh shit, just oh shit.

@borzoi@poa.st possum song sounds like a really good flick honestly

@borzoi@poa.st I may do a super thread of unmade kaiju/Harryhausen films one of these days. There’s a ton of cool shit that we were robbed of

@mkultra@poa.st @borzoi@poa.st “And so man and marsupial learned to set aside their differences. Except for Abbos and Koalas, who are literally too stupid and intoxicated to make meaningful decisions. The End.”

@EcklestonPinola@poa.st @borzoi@poa.st Ridley Scott lost his mind a while ago

@Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @borzoi@poa.st They could’ve done a movie based on the Tropical Fantasy soda conspiracy and called it KKKola Warz but noooo

@amnesiac@poa.st @borzoi@poa.st Yeah the tranny arc is "Hitler was actually a gay black jew"-tier

@SpookyNationalist@poa.st @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @borzoi@poa.st What’s that?

@borzoi@poa.st Now combine them all. A sexually feisty female-to-female transgender (possibly gay boy) with a healthy hatred for her conservative father starts micro-dosing racism supplied by undocumented person of Asia who runs a kid drugging ring which manufacturers foreskin shampoo and shows obese men how to go potty. She(eeit) is afraid to call the police because Ted Kaczynski will know she used a telephone.

@RoyalJohnny242@poa.st @SpookyNationalist@poa.st @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st American white nationalists plotted to overthrow a Caribbean Island in the 1980s

@borzoi@poa.st one of those things is not like the others

@borzoi@poa.st @RoyalJohnny242@poa.st @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @SpookyNationalist@poa.st Montserrat looks like a nice place.

@borzoi@poa.st These three sound interesting especially the Python one

@borzoi@poa.st @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @SpookyNationalist@poa.st I think I remember that being mentioned in Siege

@borzoi@poa.st "We gotta find a way to get people back into theatres. Covid has fucked us!" "How we do that?" "Releasing the most POZZed, 'progressive', propaganda-laden, biased filth we can brainstorm under the light of a menorah".

@robertspeer@poa.st @borzoi@poa.st Naw, remember nothing gets made in Hollywood without a reason. They'd spend the entire movie spewing a one-sided argument and making him out to be some comic villain tier of "evil incarnate". The fact such a movie got premised shows what Hollywood is thinking: "we gotta discredit some of these anti-establishment memes (like Ted) because people reaaaaally hate the establishment right now. Propaganda mode activated. Gotta keep people.... refocused".

@borzoi@poa.st @Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @SpookyNationalist@poa.st I’d love to see an unpozzed biopic on Robert J Matthews tbh, or an unpozzed film based on Roof (not necessarily an ‘ooorahhh fuck the nigs’ but an examination of the black on white violence problem, how the media system covers it up and distorts it, and how it pushes young people to the edge, like a neo taxi driver)

@borzoi@poa.st Holy dogshit

@borzoi@poa.st all these movies could be good. Just make this the ending. https://youtu.be/dTEilGNDifI

@borzoi@poa.st not gonna lie, would probably watch 16 with very little coercion.

@borzoi@poa.st FAUSTIAN POSSUMS

@WoodshopHandman@poa.st @borzoi@poa.st Thought I'd be the only one.