>Ubuntu Server: WOULD YOU LIKE TO SIGN UP FOR UBUNTU PREMIUM TODAY FOR 145% APR >Debian Server : COMMAND NOT FOUND : CURL : COMMAND NOT FOUND : SUDO >Arch : uWu time to update all of your softerware oops we did a little fucky wucky >.< better get out your thighhighs uguu >Slackware : I knew you'd be back, faggot. Fine, whatever. Let me find my old dotfiles...