"lol," said the scorpion. "lmao."

Your honor my client would like to have a word.

The fact that George Floyd bought a banana and danced around like an ape while holding it in his hand only furthers my belief that God is real and has a very dark sense of humor.

April Juuls

Taking naps to dare the universe into letting something cool or interesting happen

White boy summer is starting early.

every single day there's hundreds, probably thousands of children who against their will are being pushed into gender reassignment by a group of people who would have been locked up in mental asylums if they weren't closed at the very beginning of the "gay movement"

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Repoasting until you have happy day

reminder that Derek Chauvin didnt kill George Floyd but he would have willingly knelt on your neck until you were dead if the state had ordered him to because youre a racist

The holo-hwat? Give me that textbook, Bobby. There's no way you could cremate that many bodies without clean burning propane! I'm gonna give your teacher Ms Greenblatt a piece of my mind, I tell ya hwat

me showering minus the long hair

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dreaming of a Fediverse instance populated entirely by different variations of Ron Unz. brain surgeon Unz, gas station attendant Unz, Roman Catholic priest Unz, electrician Unz... each producing 12 thousand word essays on the forgotten history and secrets of various aspects of life. Oddities of the American Lawn Care System; Our Dairy Pasteurization Lobby; Secret History of the Filament Lightbulb; etc. i dream of an Eternal Unz, an Unz Singularity that consumes the knowledge of the world and sets us on the right path, the hidden path, the road less traveled... a true rejection of the Pig American System. a renegade current of pure ego, of confident verboseness, of smug, glittering laughter in the face of this stupid, stupid world

stolen from blepp

The last thing a 73-year-old geriatric chinese woman hears before getting punched in the back of the head

POC stands for person of crime

it never ends

Us

"David Duke is under attack by the evil forces of Zion. I'm going to Palestine to aid him." "But father, what if something happens to you?" "I'll take the Triforce of Racism to protect me. If you don't hear from me in a month, send Ben."

what the fuck is it with redditors and putting the alien face huggers on every holiday

when you ask for a drink at AFPAC

April Fool's day anon! we won the war actually, jews don't exist anymore! banana monkey riots? pandemic? haha you're not fooling me! now come on, let's go take a walk in the ethnostate!

one struggle?

america is collapsing, they're cutting children's genitals off, pedophiles literally run the country, and nobody panics. but one nigger overdoses on fentanyl after trying to steal a banana and everybody LOSES THEIR MINDS!

@EcklestonPinola@poa.st incredible

spotted a whore on the tracks

we get it, you're asexual. now please stop multiplying

this article about humans splitting into different species has me dying: "descendants of the genetic upper class would be tall, slim, healthy, attractive, intelligent, and creative and a far cry from the "underclass" humans who would have evolved into dim-witted, ugly, squat goblin-like creatures" fucking LOL http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/6057734.stm

@mnswpr@poa.st NAP stands for Nigger Anal Prolapse

@AnonymousBosch@poa.st if that's true is he our European son?

how much you wanna bet this dog is channeling joe's old time racism and biting niggers at the white house. haven't seen a thing about who exactly he bit

they have security footage of big floyd at the grocery store too!

POV: you're about to risk it all

@graf@poa.st not every day but yeah, they're like oysters

how it feels to slorp some raw eggs in the morning

preparing for white boy summer

Wiz tip #140: The word nigger is one of the most powerful wizardry spells, any nigger under the spell will immediately revert back to monkey form