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In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem, If no one else can help, and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire...
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Chinese stories are fucking bugnuts bonkers. The entire language and its implementation is fucking bonkers, too.
You'd think there's some equivalent difficulty for chinese people learning English, too. But at least our narrative conventions in storytelling generally wills the writer to imply accomplishment of finality sometimes.
Anything that doesn't fit our logical standard is usually labeled as, "avant garde". Which is French for "you're probably going to hate this if you're just trying to relax after work."
On the other hand, dig up any random Chinese movie:
"Len Shuo ate his peaches before his rice, and because of this (obvious cause and effect here) Xao Fu the turtle god was enraged. He reached into Len Shuo's bottom and yanked out his golden core, forcing him to recultivate it, or become a demon. His seven young children starved as he did not labor. The End."
Is there a primer I can read to properly figure out all of their retarded folk history? Because it's so thick and poorly explained and injected into eeeeverything that I feel I'll never understand them as a people.
This is a great reason to hate someone, by the way. Because they communicate in what appears to be an intentionally incomprehensible manner.
My fat white American brain has been trained to be open and tolerant and honest. You wouldn't want me to think perhaps your entire people were collectively obfuscating your intentions, would you?
Surely openness and tolerance wasn't some sort of massive mistake?
"Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra."


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@ChristiJunior@detroitriotcity.com I always hated that bug girl thing in overlord...



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Here's another page of me comic. I dunno if well-adjusted people who don't hate their parents is a sizable market, but I've certainly got enough external conflicts lined up to not have to make the family parts anything but nice and wholesome.




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[email protected]@shitposter.world maybe they'll finally stop giving him money to make shows.

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Here's a commission for our benevolent benefactor @sun@shitposter.world of our fedi mascot Pleroma-Tan, who is a good girl.


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[email protected]@shitposter.world ever heard of a game called "progress quest"? I think that's where they got the idea for the entire genre.

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@mikuphile@gearlandia.haus thanks. Collarbone is PRIORITY ONE

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Here's a posthumous report on why I got removed from twitter. Would have been better and more heroic sounding if they banned me specifically for this comic, rather than the absolute nothingburger comment I made.
