@LostInCalifornia@spinster.xyz Between Sarah Paulson and Lindsay Ellis, my cold terf heart is feeling a little bit warmer this week.

"Ephebophilia is literally just paedophila committed by someone with a thesaurus." Truer words have never been spoken. Thank you anonymous internet commenter. Also very telling that the first time I ever saw the word ephebophilia was on a Reddit post a whopping decade ago. Things never change uh.