@tenthousandisopods@yearning.gay teacher: anyone know the square root of 303? anyone? jamie: (pulling out abacus) dont worry guys. ive got this

@iris@pl.noob.quest @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com bet

@nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @iris@pl.noob.quest if iris is back i'll use whatever FE she wants 😍

@authen@brain.worm.pink im 19 want to see my drivers license

@authen@brain.worm.pink erm, you're LITERALLY a minor.....

hi this is iris on anna's account! wow im so happy i got his password! hi everyone 😊

first day of gooner boot camp: drop & give me 5 faps! sir yes sir! fap fap fap fap fap! where did the drafts feature go

no one uses this instance except me im just gonna set the frontend back

how tf do i follow a hashtag

@Willow@social.translunar.academy @tenthousandisopods@yearning.gay thats what i meant, sorry. not trying to nitpick. but when you search, they can come up first, before actual sources, & honestly people in search of a quick answer wont bother to click on an actual link when they can just read the size 20 font ai summary dont really care too much i just want an excuse not to like ddg. 4get is better imo anyway, the search results are better

@Willow@social.translunar.academy @tenthousandisopods@yearning.gay afraid they do https://duckduckgo.com/duckduckgo-help-pages/duckai/approach-to-ai (3rd paragraph)

@tenthousandisopods@yearning.gay enjoy ur ai search results 🙄

@tenthousandisopods@yearning.gay i set my default search to 4get on every device

@tenthousandisopods@yearning.gay its fun & silly the sharty had a captcha a couple months ago where u had to diagnose soyjak varients i think this is the future

@tenthousandisopods@yearning.gay have you tried 4get yet, anon? its gonna SAVE the internet

there are drafts on pleromer now???

@nyanide@lab.nyanide.com bob's head isnt quite in one piece

You say Twitter, I say Mastodon You say Instagram, I say Pixelfed You say TikTok, I say Loops You say Reddit, I say Lemmy You say Discord, I say Matrix You say Goodreads, I say BookWyrm You say YouTube, I say PeerTube You say WhatsApp, I say XMPP You say Facebook, I say Frendica You say Tumblr, I say shut the -— up You say Bluesky, I SCREAM fedi!! You say Snapchat, I punch you in the face 92% of teenagers have turned to corporate social media. If you are part of the 8% that use fediverse, copy and paste this message to your profile. DON’T LET THE SPIRIT OF FOSS DIE!

@nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @9@kill-corporations.enterprises true, also want to add on that the best features of akkoma ended up in mainstream pleroma, like emoji reactions & stuff. so there used to be more of an argument to use akkoma, but in the current day & age its not very different (qol, no shoutbox, stuff like that)