"According to our Very Expert Tax Assessors, though, your property value increase over the last year is estimated to be +$100,000!"

the best habit: commit to enduring at least three iterations of "godDAMMIT I wish I had one of those right now" before you buy one you'll be shocked at how much this rule saves you

"hostility" is the proper response to bad-faith fedora-tipping redditry if you're actually open to listening, it's very easy; the words are something like "I don't really understand a lot about Christianity, could you explain your understanding of it to me? I'd like to know more"

it's the dilator that's making his vagina* hurt * subject not equipped with actual vagina, rather an artificial approximation of one

if the alternator is out that's a great way to get stranded whenever you get where you're going, since it won't be charging the battery while you're driving of course, maybe that's what you're going for here, this is Owl after all

I'm just spitballing here, but it seems to me like "cutting off all pathways to briefly escape the daily experience of the unmitigated horrors of the Judeo-Clownarchy, thereby freeing up the largest conceivable amount of attention to be ***focused*** on the perpetrators of the Judeo-Clownarchy" may not, in fact, be the wisest move by those perpetrators

yeah, it's real interesting a lot of people cite the Kyoto Protocol with its ostensible big success in "fixing the ozone hole problem" (which it hasn't) as evidence that Big Global Treaties Can Work and then we discover, through orbital MASINT platforms, that there is a giant plume of CFCs rising up continuously from - guess where? - yes that's right ***FUCKING CHINA***, which is a signatory to that treaty and yet says "ror fuck you roundeye we make CFC it good refrigerant", and that they are the source of something like 80% of CFC pollution so, just to recap: you, White Man, do not get to give your kids effective asthma inhalers (you get to use the weak-sauce "green" shit for that) you, White Man, do not get to have efficient air-conditioning you get to use flammable refrigerants, more toxic inhalant gases, and jump through infinity hoops meanwhile Ping Pong can brew 10 gallons of R-12 in a backyard still, venting half of the yield and all the waste products directly to atmosphere, and you can't do anything about it because "developing country" and racism

I'm gonna go out on a limb here: the succubus entity he met "in the astral plane" is named "Oksana" and works as an illegal au pair in Versailles

it is also fucking hilarious the extent to which the remainder of the world continues to seethe about it euroids: "WHY WON'T AMERIBURGERS JUST USE METRIC, REEEEEEE" burgers: "lol, lmao, stay mad queers"

there was a case where some dude got in an accident - motorcycle, I think - and was ruled "brain dead"/PVS, and the hospital staff were circling the father asking for his organs and telling him that they were going to cut off his son's life-support he grabbed a Glock, camped out in his son's hospital room, and threatened to kill anybody who entered it, creating a standoff situation that lasted for days(?) the kid woke up during this standoff and squeezed his hand, if memory serves; later he basically made a complete recovery, I believe I think about this a lot

regarding "organ donors being allowed to die", that's been my long-time problem with the process: the purpose of the hospital is to save ***your*** life, but when you decide to allow a (((bioethicist))) to start using you as a prop in their trolley exercise, it is inevitable that that will affect decision-making about your personal care no matter how hard they insist otherwise, or that there's a "Chinese Wall" in operation preventing misalignment of incentives, if organ donation is on the table ***anywhere in the system***, the providers involved in your healthcare will start thinking about "the greater good" that could be attained by simply vivisecting you, whether they consciously think of it in those terms or not it gets worse when you realize that the systems involved in these choices are completely opaque and amazingly riddled with jews at this point, a request for a loved one's organs is a death threat, and should be treated much the same way

gotchu fam

I just reported you for antisemitism, which is illegal in the US and therefore reportable (and awesome) I feel like you should have more than one report for this, you know - some recognition for the work you put in - and it seems really gay and cucked that you only got the one for it, so there you go keep up the good work

Lebensunswertenleben in the Reich, such creatures will be given the opportunity to make one choice, one time: • they can choose to be placed in an intense rehabilitation and medical restoration program, in which intense effort will be applied to make them functional citizens again; their medical records will be annotated that they are never to be given opiates again for any reason, and they will be subject to random opiate testing for any reason whatsoever until age 65 (or 20 years past their induction date, whichever is later), and if they ever yield a confirmed positive test for opiates, or refuse to take such a test on demand, they will be put immediately to death; or • they can choose to be given "triage" levels of medical treatment immediately (to attain minimal functionality) and then be given free-use opiates on-demand, but only upon performing socially-useful tasks such as serving as shock-troops to clean up random shitlib infestations, clear border areas, industrial waste reclamation, and such things; any disobedience, even minor, will be punished by immediate sequestration in solitary confinement for slow detox, which will followed by execution once the detox is complete https://x.com/kevinvdahlgren/status/1800923498480832552

tbh it would be hilarious if /areguys/ took over OnlyFans and reclaimed it for completely wholesome content