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crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)@[email protected]
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Gay, Marxist, caffeinated, opinionated.
most expensive item on the fucking menu for no good reason (no substitutions please.)
NEVER available on the lunch menu.
gives you that bad gas on the way home (it was NOT the green beans)
35% gratuity included. (you've already dropped your fork*)
no kids pls.
don't cry. I am just a fish.
*you were using the salad fork. just give up.
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crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)
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@Tony@clew.lol @splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network Japanese pennies are aluminum and awful.
crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)
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@splitshockvirus@mstdn.starnix.network @Tony@clew.lol because for 50 years a zinc foundry in America used to persistently lobby congress for their continued manufacture.
crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)
Can anyone recommend a better fedi android client than tusky?
crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)
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@7666@comp.lain.la [email protected] culture war politics give something entertaining for the masses to rally on that do not affect the ruling class in the least. Both parties eagerly engage in culture warfare while the average wage declines, the prison industrial complex rages, and housing prices spiral out of control.
Bourgeois democracy means your vote never mattered
crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)
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@poopernova@varishangout.net @Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world @Meemoo@varishangout.net @kilostere@varishangout.net @supersid333@varishangout.net Luigi mangioni is that you?
crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)
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@Meemoo@varishangout.net @Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world @kilostere@varishangout.net @supersid333@varishangout.net in this economy? Bruh just yeet me into those lit candles and call it done
crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)
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@Xeraser@varishangout.net this is future canoe, I used to watch him on YouTube until I saw him climb into a Mercedes G wagon for his road trip and realized he's just another child of the bourgeois with more money than sense, like babish or Weissman. He's only missing the classic $40,000 white YouTube Cook Rolex.
crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)
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@Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world my 13 year old laptop when I fire up the seventh VM

crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)
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@Tony@clew.lol based on the picture its got Taylor swift too
crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)
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@Tony@clew.lol jigsaw looking spooky in the new saw movie ngl
crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)
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@RehnSturm256@shota.house @nugger@poa.st *incoherent Scottish rambling intensifies*
crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)
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@RehnSturm256@shota.house @SpurgAnon@varishangout.net >$30,000
This is clearly some sort of right wing practical joke on immigrants that can't do maths.
crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)
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@Hyperhidrosis@shitposter.world @Mcf3dcomicz@poa.st @Kyonko802@varishangout.net @Minty@varishangout.net @poopernova@varishangout.net features include:
- breath meter (sonic the hedgehog style)
- fentanyl limit-break
- purchase upgrades with floydbux (micro transaction)
- spend floydbux to trigger boss fights.
crispy branzino ☭ (we aren't stopping at McDonalds.)
"Let's go to that place where the shrimp get to fry your rice.." -George W Bush.