I'm getting one of my regular apprentice pay raises tomorrow and it makes me want to do that cool Bollywood dance where they look like they're punching the air and then screwing in lightbulbs. Yes that is very specifically how I feel.

No one ever removes their pronouns for my comfort. WTF

I'm sitting in on a college info session tonight but she has banned me from appearing on camera or speaking. I'm in the terf pokey for thoughtcrime and wrongspeak. (You can tell I'm gutted.)

DAY OF TRANS VISIBILITY happened in kid's school today! very important!!! My kid decided to lean in today and barf all the platitudes back at everyone, whereas she usually says nothing. The NB girl who polices my kid and MX Physics (who also polices my kid) were very, very confused. Sensible English teacher was trying not to laugh. NB girl asked my kid "What's wrong with you?" CHRIST YOU PEOPLE ARE NEVER SATISFIED.

@Hollahollara@spinster.xyz What is it??

"Why did you choose the fennec fox?" Kid: "They are cute." No lie

@zero@kiwifarms.cc @EmmaFaber@spinster.xyz ok

@EmmaFaber@spinster.xyz already blocked! 🤘

@ApeBass@spinster.xyz I think it's porn AND social media, but yeah.