literally just took the trash out for my mum

LMAO this is so good the ending had me in tears😂

[email protected] “ I got married last summer, we went on our honeymoon to Germany” “You did indeed sir, how was it?” “Well it was OK, but everywhere we stayed had tennis courts, but no gas.“ “That sounds terrible, what did you do?” “Well we moved hotels 8 times, until they told us to just go to Poland“

[email protected] unless...

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Libtards started making fashwave and made it look entirely reasonable

[email protected] Guy getting molested by a vampiric jew: "My life is a movie studio"

"Hey Patrick, wanna know something funnier than nigger?" *snicker snicker* "What's that?" *giggle* "NiggerFaggot" *uproarious laughter*

Elmo finna get jumped. He relaxed.

The only music I listen to are covers for Donkey Kong Country 2

If you were to die today, do you know for sure that you would go to heaven? The Bible says that we may know that we have eternal life 1 John 5:13 These things have I written unto you that believe on the name of the Son of God; that ye may know that ye have eternal life, and that ye may believe on the name of the Son of God. This is the Bible way to heaven:

[email protected] "Why yes Soyjak I'm installing Linux in this old Thinkpad because some guys online told me to. Kinda like when you were convinced to cut your dick on Discord. Btw, you'll never be a woman"

Stop quacking around

I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as a trans women, is in fact, a man in a skirt, or as I've recently taken to calling it, a mentally ill faggot.

mentally ill people used to get a lot done before the invention of gender identity

This is fucking gold, spread it everywhere https://twitter.com/Sutorippu/status/1372743359207514115

@graf@poa.st oh thats actually good ima read it then

Not reading the new poast rules. As long as I can still say nigger and kike and faggot we're good

The harsh reality for niggers in America is that even if black people were kangz and pharaohs (they weren't), they're descended from a line of slaves that probably goes back for thousands of years in Africa

Eating an onion bagel

Covfefe zone

My morning dump is especially pungent on this fine day

If a man says nigger in the woods and no one is around to hear it, do the robot birds controlled by the government still report it to the authorities?

My new twitter is twitter.com/DayOfTheManlet if any of y'all are still on there

@nugger@poa.st did you miss the part where it says that he believes on Him who JUSTIFIES the UNGODLY? Salvation is by GRACE through FAITH, all that is required for eternal life is to trust in Christ

Good morning God is good

@nugger@poa.st wrong But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness. - Romans 4:5 Read it again- to him that WORKETH NOT but believeth, he is righteous. NO WORKS. If you have no works but you trust in Christ you're going to heaven. You're a bad Christian and unprofitable to God in that case but you're still saved.

@natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz as a leader and a killah, I look up to other leaders and killahs

Showing this to my barber when he asks what I want

@GayHateAlliance@poa.st I fancy myself an artist thus im drawn to such foolish things

@zika@poa.st coke milk

Glad that I stopped drinking, the alcoholic writer trope is too attractive to me

@nugger@poa.st faith is trust Demons dont trust in Christ as their saviour, but the saved amongst men do