"HAHAHA SHE SAID HAWK TUAH! LIKE SPITTING ON A PEEPEE! QUICK GET HER A PODCAST" I fucking hate this clown world

They gave Greta Thunberg a Mom haircut and made her shoot up a school

This is the nicest desk I've ever had and Pixie found it for under 100 bucks. It even has flashing lights so I can pretend I'm a cop and shoot an unarmed person 108 times

Melted beef fat with some salt and pepper will make you feel good if you're sick. True story

I can pinpoint the time it started. Remember McSalad Shakers?

Maybe its rose colored glasses but I remember McDonalds being better back then. It wasn't the absolute shit goyslop it is now. I'm old Gandalf. I don't look it but I feel in my fast food organs

In the 80s and early 90s the McDonalds I went to had a honey dispenser. I shit you not it had a pump for 100% real honey. I couldn't even imagine that now. The price and monkeyshines make it an impossible dream

I mean the nigger kind of has a point on this one. If you pay 5 bucks for nuggets they should give you enough fucking sauce for six nuggets. I'll allow it this time

A dolphin is accused of assaulting and raping over 200 people on a stretch of beach near Wasaka Bay, Japan over a period of 5 years. Remember, they may look cute but dolphins are just the pajeets of the sea

I have a new kitten but not a name for a new kitten. Most distressing

Bout to strangle a service manager at a car dealship

The parry is the most important. I sucked at it until I learned to do it. The game was unreasonably hard without it

niggers don't tip. Rise up Waiter Waffen

Well neighbor, it all started in a pencil factory in 1913

The elf jew fears the 8 foot samurai

JD Vance is on TV and this nigger is wearing eyeliner​. He must have seen a cute floral pattern couch in the studio