Everyone suspected it but it's been confirmed Gotta insulate dear leader from any sign of disapproval with his regime

Do You Respond Well To Praise?

@Publius@paypig.org - https://paypig.org/@[email protected] I wish I had the right kind of autism to parse the data myself or trust anyone enough to act on a hot tip—I hate gambling, which sucks because that’s pretty much all that’s left in the world.I just want to turn a $2 investment into $758,000,000 (pre-hyperinflation)–IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK???

End of March: How are our GME diamondhand bros doing right now?🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

“You feeling alright, babe? You didn’t even curse FDR to a fiery pit in hell while you were screaming over dinner...”“I’m... I’m just feeling zapped, kitten...”“Relax—look, lie down & let me read you something about the MK-Ultra Program while I stroke your hair 💕❤️“

@SONICMAN69@paypig.org - https://paypig.org/@[email protected] we found the film buff—HANG ‘IM, BOYS!!!

Best Movie to Pretend You’ve Seen so You Can Impress People:

TheAncestor - https://kiwifarms.cc/users/TheAncestor Time for Trading Places: Fediverse Edition

Plerome - https://poa.st/users/Plerome *sees Sargon“Bleh.”*sees Moldbug/NRX“Oh God—This is going to be a disaster!”

TheAncestor - https://kiwifarms.cc/users/TheAncestor

Has Hunter Biden has already fucked Kamala Harris?

How many Dating Sims begin with the thought “Women are fucking stupid—I could write better dialogue than this.”

BREAKING: Justin Trudeau announces he has secured the lead role in Bioware’s long-awaited sequel to Jade Empire.“As a thespian, a politician, and a child molester, I am proud to work with the withered husk of Bioware in this love-letter to our friends in the People’s Republic of China.”

Looking outside and seeing kids bicycling around my neighborhood wearing covid masks is fucking depressing.No stupid parents supervising them, but they wear the masks anyways. What the fuck?

BREAKING: Biden Administration Targets Blizzard Entertainment, Court Issues Injunction Halting the Development of Diablo II Remaster!White House Press Release: “Re-releasing Diablo II, even if it does beat the Amazon with an Ugly Stick, is not in keeping with American values. As such, the government seeks to work with Blizzard and reallocate capital to the development of even more gay Overwatch shit.”

Driving across the country to find me an Appalachian hillbilly wife

@Publius@paypig.org - https://paypig.org/@[email protected] “Honey, I’ve an appointment—“😒“YOU’RE NOT LEAVING UNTIL I’M KNOCKED UP!!!”🔫😭😳

CowboyManlet - https://poa.st/users/CowboyManlet where do Annunaki reptilians assuming the shape of man fall in this?

@Bitterbrian@paypig.org - https://paypig.org/@[email protected] it was a minor news item for a little while so it’s pretty easy to google, but sure: