What's the cringiest thing you've ever done? No making a fedi account doesn't count

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life When I was a wee lad, I took over the school comm and sang a love song for a girl I liked it. Needless to say, I was reprimanded and the girl didn't spoke to me afterwards. Thankfully it was the last month before graduation and more terrible things happened during that month so everybody forgot about it.

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life I've run proprietary software.

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life When I was in fifth grade we had dance practice (waltz) and I was paired with the bigboobest popular girl. I was really nervous so I took the picture on her shirt as my focal point. During the music the girls would giggle amongst themselves but I ignored it. After the class someone remarked to me how I looked at her tits the whole time. God damnit. It seriously bothered me for years until I told others about it during a summer camp and everyone thought it was really funny. That kinda melted the shame out of the memory.

waifu - https://mai.waifuism.life/@waifu before i watched his show i used to call my wife a dumb meme character.

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life I tried pulling a prank on a friend but instead ended up tripping and falling on the floor and the school principal scolded me for being on the floor and the bad impression it gave to the parents.

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life Actually no, I take it back. That's just a funny memory my friends and I laugh about. I've done other truly cringy things but they are too to share.

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life Not so much, but it can ruin it for you. There's a loli hentai I was once almost caught masturbating to and despite being super lewd I can't cum to it anymore.

@hfaust@shitposter.world @waifu@mai.waifuism.life thats not cringe m8 thats just tragic

@Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life cc badfediposts GET ON THIS NOW

@nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life So you've never run proprietary software?

@Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life No.

@nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life Then who are you to judge?

@Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life I've never run proprietary software before.

@nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life What computer did you use to post that message? It's GNUbooted and runs 100% free software right?

@Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life Indeed.

@nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life So, what model computer are you using? Is your router GNUbooted?

@Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life The Thinkpad X200, but of course. I also occasionally break into datacenters and just hook it up directly to one of the switches lying around. Pretty fast connection.

@nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life Impressive, very nice, with what distro? Datacentres switches are typically managed ones and typically run proprietary software, thus you are directly using proprietary software if you directly hook up to one of the switches.

@waifu@mai.waifuism.life a minecraft channel

@Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life LFS style (so, no explicit distro) with the 2.4 kernel with all proprietary elements removed. I have an extremely bare bones system with init being a symlink for the normal posix sh. If the datacenter switch doesn't work out of the box with this thing, I just go find another datacenter. I've been able to live off of just this white van and the raw fish in public park rivers for the last few years.

@nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life >with the 2.4 kernel with all proprietary elements removed. No you didn't. >the normal posix sh. That is proprietary software. >I've been able to live off of just this white van and the raw fish in public park rivers for the last few years. No you haven't been. ECU in vans run proprietary software, thus by driving a van, you are running proprietary software.

@Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life I'm gonna open source your bussy.

@sysrq@lab.nyanide.com @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life 100 GNUkes against "open source" infidels!!! FREE SOFTWARE!!!

@Suiseiseki@freesoftwareextremist.com @nyanide@lab.nyanide.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life Gon' plap that gnussy

@grips@eientei.org @waifu@mai.waifuism.life did you ever make a pillager run out of durability on their crossbow?

@Cyrillic@lab.nyanide.com @waifu@mai.waifuism.life pillagers weren't a thing yet. checking by the last video date, it had to be 1.7 or lower

@grips@eientei.org @waifu@mai.waifuism.life they heil hitler nigga