I was in bed with my girlfriend's sister I had been a wedding with her the night before. My Mother started shouting me and I thought shit she going bollock me about bringing me girlfriend's sister home. No, it was the towers falling it were so surreal

I was getting my balls felt up in the doctor's office and she was like 6/10 😒

So we both had our balls fondled on 911 then, innit

I thought it was 999 in your country or are you talking about 9/11?

Stop dropping hints and just ask me if you want do that next time you visit, you bloody poofter 🙄

Honestly I was gonna ask her to hit me on discord for a practice run just so I got it right, but she's a dyke so I'd probably end up explaining what it's like to fondle balls and I just got distracted in that train of though. Sorry Dan, it won't happen again except it definitely will.

who are you talking about?

Well you aren't a lesbian are you? So it's either Dan or miss Unity and it's a tossup at this point tbh

Dan has been a loyal friend to me throughout the shitshow I call my life. I am with a Woman and yes it's complicated. I was a fool to make it public.