I would, through black arts forbidden, resurrect and then immediately kill George Floyd once again in order to get Peanut back for even one day.

I would make Floyd shit his own pants and die, and then live again, and force him to eat those pants and then again die. For Peanut.

I'm out of the loop on this one. Lot of people talkin bout a squirrel and a police raid and I haven't pieced together yet.

I'm not 100% on the facts but as far as I can tell the Bad Men were at it again and murdered a celebrity squirrel and his sidekick because some wretched hag made a telephone complaint to some agency called "DEC" or something, and in America one anonymous phone call means mandatory life destruction. But now maybe some of them will be killed for it because people are unusually pissed off. If the rise of the Peanut Right in 2024 gives us American Superhitler I'll be thrilled about all of it. Except poor Peanut and Fred.