Imagine the government putting this sign out in front of your store.

I thought these signs were a photoshop.

The anti-theft fasteners are a nice touch.

I don't know what's real or parody in California anymore. I absolutely can imagine some brown politician saying that it would be racist not to let the criminals know at what threshold they will actually be arrested when they commit crimes.

@caekislove@gleasonator.com But isn’t mathematics racist? @Hoss@shitpost.cloud

That sign is IMPORTANT, unlike your inventory which is probably covered by insurance or whatever. 🙄

Almost as ray-ciss as showing up on time or bathing daily!

It's a real shame that kikes and queers control CA, it really is beautiful with varied environments.

@caekislove@gleasonator.com Can’t you see they use per capita to make us look bad @Hoss@shitpost.cloud

I went to Yosemite when I was a teenager and it was very nice. Well, except for the bears. Didn't care for those.

California is okay if you limit your doses of exposure to under 2 weeks. Not LA though, leave the city limits as soon as you land. It's like one of the hot zones in Fallout but with poz instead of rads.

While the signs may or may not be real, that's how the law works there as it's such a minor crime under $950 nothings done about it

If I had a button to glass California sitting in front of me and only five minutes to decide whether I press it, I can't say with total certainty that the family I have out there wouldn't be a sacrifice I'd be willing to make.

Japan is pretty similar. Wonderful place to visit as a rich tourist, but actually living and working there sucks ass.

How so?

Low wages, long hours, open racial discrimination against non-Japanese. Unless you have very specialized skills and experience, it's easy to get trapped in an English teaching bubble for decades and wake up one day at age 50 still earning the equivalent of minimum wage. It's undeniable that the food is excellent and the women are beautiful, however. For many, the tradeoff to enjoy that full time rather than just on vacation is worth it.

Everybody I've talked to in the corporate world who worked an assignment overseas in Japan has the same story about the weird looks they got from everybody else in the office when they left at 5 pm.

I've heard when your manager slave handler finally does grant you permission to leave it's not really permission to go home because you have to go binge drink with him for another three hours.

@Hoss@shitpost.cloud @caekislove@gleasonator.com @Red_Hat@nicecrew.digital terrible we need to bring back drinking during work hours to america

America's golden age was built on three martini lunches and chain smoking in the office.

@Hoss@shitpost.cloud @caekislove@gleasonator.com @Witch_Hunter_Siegfired@poa.st 5 minutes? What would I do with the 4 minutes and 59 seconds I'd have left after pressing the button.

Toleration of weed and the criminalization of public drinking has doomed America.