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@dickmasterson@paypig.org - https://paypig.org/@[email protected] Invention idea: Cartoon drawings of money to pay for things from people who think there's no difference between drawings and a real thing.Not sure who this would work on, children or people with bad eyesight perhaps?

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@dickmasterson@paypig.org - https://paypig.org/@[email protected] an IQ test, but it tells you how much of a pedophile you are. But it actually just automatically gives you a high score so everyone is too embarrassed and ashamed to talk about the topic ever again
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@dickmasterson@paypig.org - https://paypig.org/@[email protected] Invention: A machine-washable belt that gets slightly smaller every time.

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@dickmasterson@paypig.org - https://paypig.org/@[email protected] a brain implant that remindes you-- yes, you locked the door. Yes, you turned off the stove. Yes, you payed that bill.

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@dickmasterson@paypig.org - https://paypig.org/@[email protected] a brain implant that reminds you-- yes, you locked the door. Yes, you turned off the stove. Yes, you payed that bill.