I believe the Bible has a certain number of books in it. If you believe in more books, you’re making up scripture and if you believe in less books you’re practically a jew and disregarding God’s word

SEE THIS IS THE DIRECT CONSEQUENCE OF NOT HAVING A TEACHING MAGISTERIUM AND AN INDEFECTIBLE POPE BOYARDEE IF ONLY THEY ALL JUST SAT DOWN AND MADE A DEFINITIVE LIST OF WHAT'S BIBLE AND WHAT ISN'T INSTEAD OF JUST USING WHATEVER THEY WERE READING AT THE TIME + "I DON'T WANNA SEE ANY OF THESE FANFICTIONS THE GNOSTICS PROMOTE READ IN MY CHURCH, CAN'T YOU PEOPLE SEE THEY'RE WRITTEN DIFFERENTLY? IT'S SOME DBZ SHIT"

Wait until you hear about the (((ethiopian orthodox))) and the (((gnostics)))

(((gnosticism))) but unironic triple parentheses

I’ve read some of their stuff it’s cool but cool in the “this is a well made story” sense not in the “wow this is really eye opening and a legitimate story that brings me closer to Christ”

THE "GODDESS SOPHIA" STUFF REALLY MAKES ME GIGGLE

I liked the apocalypse of Peter “wow you’re telling me women who conceive and cause abortion are tortured in a pool of filth with their babies screaming around their ears for all eternity? based“

definitely not real though Inferno-esque fanfiction

AS WAS THE STYLE AT THE TIME

@nugger@poa.st @d0c40r0@nicecrew.digital @yockeypuck@poa.st @mikureich88@shitpost.cloud what happens when a seraphim gets a feather stuck in its eye?