Thanks, Twitter.

I remember some Poasties getting mad at me for joking about the Chair Force Candle last year.

He was a fucking retarded zogbot

It would've been based if he pulled a Manning and dumped every classified document he had clearance to access before cosplaying as the Human Torch in front of the Israeli Embassy.

He didn't intend to off himself. It was meant to be a signaling act to gain status among a foreign group.

No he 100% intended to die.

It just didn't make him the martyr he thought he would be.

Let me put it this way: If a midwit isn't particularly high status, they may signal they're commitment to leftism by advocating for a foreign group. If they manage to make themselves important to that group they can obtain more resources and have better chances to reproduce. ​

You sound like a midwit right now. Nobody goes "I am going to light myself on fire for status" in the history of ever.

@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital @Bad_Banner@poa.st @Hoss@shitpost.cloud thats untrue

not even for status, for resources and pussy lmao

Show me an example where they did it and didn't expect to die.

@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital @Bad_Banner@poa.st @Hoss@shitpost.cloud i just mentioned the homeless tranny didnt i?

I'm not taking your word for it. Show me.

how can you recognize the correlation between importance and vagina but not being lit on fire and dying

also >implying you're of little importance

@Goalkeeper@nicecrew.digital @VirginCrusader@nicecrew.digital @Bad_Banner@poa.st @Hoss@shitpost.cloud https://www.foxnews.com/us/homeless-person-in-portland-reads-manifesto-sets-themselves-on-fire nigga really asking for proof that people are retarded

Where did this person say they didn't want to die? Try again.

Well according to troons, those dastardly Kiwi Farmers practically doused the tranny in gasoline and lit the match themselves! Just ignore the part where the manifesto made zero mention of the farms and was all about being disowned by his fellow trannies and it makes total sense.

I just assumed that he wanted to die anyway since >tranny but sure.

Oh yeah? What do you do for a living?

you said importance gets you pussy and you're big on telling everyone you're a virgin connect the dots retard

Oh, my mistake. " That's what being of importance often gets you." Emphasis on " OFTEN ". I myself can still retain my virginity after gaining a critical position because I'm a subhuman.

What critical position might that be?

I haven't announced it yet but, I have a new deployment date for some business overseas.

ah a slave for the department of defense

Read the fine print: Triple Canopy

Merc pay is way better, but that's because if you get captured they have no reason not to just shoot you in the face and kick your corpse into a ditch.

And they'll get away with it completely. This nigga's about to end up on WatchPeopleDie on god.

You're not covered under any international war treaties, you get captured it's basically a free pass for the enemy to use you as a bayonet practice dummy for funsies if they want.

Yup. Poor bastard has no idea what he's actually in for, because he can't help but try to treat life like a Marvel movie and he wants that check. Now I'm a spiritual jew (I love money) but I'm not doing that for a bag.

A good example of one of the many ways you can end up shit creek without a paddle as a merc was demonstrated in Syria when some Wagner guys were helping assault a position held by US special forces and then got blown the fuck up by air strikes after America called Russia asking "None of these guys we're about to vaporize are yours, right?" and Russia was like "Uhhhh no no not at all haha of course not!".

Exactly. If your loyalty can be bought, your protection cannot be guaranteed. They don't give a shit, you're expendable.

Between the Gulf Wars, Kay and Ass. had a significant presence in Kuwait. They had a briefing on what to do if Saddam got sporty and came south. Run. And try very hard not to be caught. The Company would try to get you out, but no promises. They did have a very nice life insurance package though.

Life insurance? This nigga signed up for death assurance.

V.C., let's be real here. When you're getting shot at I want you to think back on this moment when I told you that you're not going to be hunched in the corner crying "Oh Odin please save me," you'll be saying "Oh God." Get out while you still can.