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When someone throws out "it's just biology" ask them if they're interested in laying pipe in an 11 year old
They get very cagey about this, can't imagine why



noogie2988
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ALSO
"MOST PEOPLE MARRIED IN THEIR TEENS"
ISN'T LICENSE FOR THIRTY YEAR OLDS TO FUCK MIDDLESCHOOLERS
NOR IS IT A HISTORICAL ACCOUNT OF MEDIEVAL THIRTY YEAR OLDS FUCKING MEDIEVAL MIDDLESCHOOLERS
THOSE TEEN MARRIAGES WERE "STAVROS YOU ARE FOURTEEN YOU ARE A MAN NOW, OUR FAMILY HAVE DECIDED TO HITCH YOU WITH THE POUPADOUPOULIS'ES THIRD DAUGHTER CHRISOULA"

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@nugger@poa.st @doctorsex@nicecrew.digital wtf…you guys really don’t want me to lose my v-card, huh!? 


noogie2988
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REHN STURM WHEN WE COME TO POWER WE WILL ARRANGE A MARRIAGE WITH A FRUMPY PEASANT FIVE FOR YOU IMMEDIATELY


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@nugger@poa.st @RehnSturm256@shota.house @doctorsex@nicecrew.digital I've already begun arrangements for marrying my son to a local church family. Luckily the girl is their youngest, so by the time the dad sees his other daughters get run through in HS and college he will be begging for an alternative.
They are a good church family and same nationality so its a good fit as well.

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@kc-poast@poa.st @doctorsex@nicecrew.digital @nugger@poa.st how to get her before she gets run through!? 


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@RehnSturm256@shota.house @doctorsex@nicecrew.digital @nugger@poa.st I think that the best way to do that is by having a close relationship with the other family, and by making it obvious of your own child's virtue. You have to drop hints that you would be open to the idea of an early marriage (18-19) as well, mostly in a joking manner. It also helps that this particular girl would actually be a great match for my son from a cultural and expectations of gender roles perspective.
I am also fairly convinced that the most successful families in ye olde days also were able to balance real needs (food, shelter, manpower) with the needs of their children to be successful in their parterning and chosen marriages.
TL;DR start planting the idea early and avoid college