This is a hate crime.

Never gets old

Haha ya. You do though.

Whats your fucking problem

Why does everyone keep asking me that?

Old people are grumpy

Seems most people here sre old tonight 😑

I, like all retards am forever young

But also forever retarded

Trust me it's better this way

He's right and i wish i was retarded for real

There are a lot of upsides to being retarded. Imagine this being something which can keep you occupied for hours.

He doesn't even sound like a civil defense siren

He does tho

Nah, i can get my dogs howling doing it

Are your dogs civil defense siren certified, because i am

Yes, they went to school for it. State certified

Can i see the papers

What is this Nazi Germany!?

You wish

Jinxed. By me Coke

Frank exposed!

I taste like pennies

What I first saw when reading this post. "I taste like penises."

You probably shouldn't have admitted that

Hey, its Franks post I cant help that he made his post deceptively dirty. Im being framed.

what are coke goggles...

Goggles you wear when you snort coke to prevent dust getting in your eyes

Sometimes I think my typing thumbs are possessed because i post something and read it and ask myself "wtf man? What does that even mean?"

same...

but i was hoping the goggles had some kind of way of putting the coke in you as you looked at things...

Well I guess you could fill them with coke and wear them. I'm sure your eyes would go numb

i dont know enough about coke science to make this efficient...

Step one - make friends with a Columbian Sicario

Make friends and watch columbo with them

true...every one loves columbo...

He’s a jew

https://nicecrew.digital/objects/b5c6b0fc-3f75-4c5a-bdb4-7083e9a7443b Not letting you ruin columbo for me