"MIKE'S MONOLOGUES could be here." he thought. "I've never been in this recording studio before. There could be MIKE'S MONOLOGUES anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his hairy chest. "I hate MIKE'S MONOLOGUES." He thought. An Iron Maiden chord reverberated his entire Gibson, making it pulsate even as the $6 sandwich circulated throughout his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of MIKE EXPLAINING FOR 4 HOURS. "With 20 boomer rock parodies, you can interject whenever you want" he interrupted to himself, out loud.

@MechaSilvio@poa.st >gibson It's like you've never heard of me before

@LukasTFS@poa.st @svenpai@poa.st @MechaSilvio@poa.st am made explorers are nice. Got to play a rich friend’s new one once, sounded pretty good. I’m still mostly and ibanez fender kinda nigga tho

@kala_@poa.st @LukasTFS@poa.st @MechaSilvio@poa.st I meant to buy an explorer like 10 years ago but I ended up with a meme dean somehow

@svenpai@poa.st @kala_@poa.st @LukasTFS@poa.st @MechaSilvio@poa.st surprised you didn't go full X-er and get a Jackson Kelly with the kahler bridge

@SuperMailFatality@poa.st @LukasTFS@poa.st @MechaSilvio@poa.st @kala_@poa.st I don't like the Kelly. My 1992 Dave Mustaine King V has a hardtail kahler tho, love it. Fuck tremolo.

@svenpai@poa.st @LukasTFS@poa.st @MechaSilvio@poa.st @kala_@poa.st tfw I did tons of intense research to figure out which floating trem was the best, only to never use it after buying.