Homeschooling has cost my family more than $1,000,000 in lost income. **And it is worth every last penny.** Thanks The_Almighty_Kek

Surround the text with two sets of asterisks! **Booooold**

Is there an italics one as well?

*Yes, just one set of asterisks*

*wee woo*

_oh no you didn't_

You bet I did! I am smort lady now, big brain lady, lady of a lot of brain wrinkles, lady of anything but a smooth brain

My feet have wrinkles on the bottom. Does that make me smart??? 😜

It does! Especially when you stand on the dirt and grass - it makes you smarter

I don't actually stand on the dirt or grass without shoes since @BattleDwarfGimli@nicecrew.digital let's the Chigguns free range and I truly don't want Chiggun poop between my toes. Yuckkkkkkkk!!! Sand and the beach, yes, our lawn that I actually use the dog poop scooper on to also scoop up the Chiggun poop, not so much!

My little city girl.

Wait until she finds out about goose girls.

The Goose Girl by William Adolphe Bouguereau

LOOK AT THOS GEES