>play minecraft on wiiu>2‐player split screen>the DLC maps>it begins to rainHoly framerate. At least it's not too bad in other worlds that are not too busy. But I think that this game would be best played on an emulator. Thank you for reading my blog post.

@mikuphile@gearlandia.haus i don't know what the freak they did to minecraft, but the framerates are so terrible even though the game has always looked the same i used to brag about my framerate in it when i had a 550 Ti. what the freak did the pajeets do to that game

@mikuphile@gearlandia.haus > emulator > minecraft my blob in crepes you can just play the PC version

@s@freesoftwareextremist.com @mikuphile@gearlandia.haus >i used to brag about my framerate in it when i had a 550 Ti no part of that GPU was being used for Minecraft, and assuming you got it around release, so this would've been beta Minecraft, the cpu was doing fucking everything, half of the io operations being done in single player beta mc are just renaming files

@icedquinn@blob.cat @mikuphile@gearlandia.haus this is the legacy console edition, which has minor differences which we zoomers cherish

@s@freesoftwareextremist.com @mikuphile@gearlandia.haus renaming files or directories I can't remember all that well, either way Minecraft was very inefficient when it came to saving level data

@kirby@fsebugoutzone.org @mikuphile@gearlandia.haus that's really interesting i miss my ayymd phenom computer

@s@freesoftwareextremist.com @mikuphile@gearlandia.haus I should've said 'doing everything inefficiently', because the large amount of overhead generated by the constant file renaming and other hacks causes stuttery gameplay whilst loading new chunks even on much newer hardware. I've played Minecraft Beta 1.7.3 on a laptop from 2017 with an SSD and I still experienced a minor amount of stuttering.

@kirby@fsebugoutzone.org @mikuphile@gearlandia.haus i like thinking about minecraft and watching my wives play minecraft, but i don't haven't had fun playing it in many years

@icedquinn@blob.cat But those versions don't have split‐screen. Also I don't want to deal with kikerosoft accounts.