Mood. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w019MzRosmk

elvis was a big fan of "my way" back in the day for some reason. now back to the countdown, here's nat king cole:

its a FLAC file

What does that mean?

i converted it to m4a just for you:

blob the reason it doesnt play is because our CDN can't reach poast's main server

The hebrews are doing this on purpose cuz they knew I was going finally going send Precious my dick pics today, innit

I played coed so I've seen it all before.

The JIDF is intercepting your smol cute penis pictures for their friday night goon orgy

They won't like mein cuz it's not cut 😤

I bet the yids are just drooling at the sight of a fully ripened foreskin 😋

Day ruined, Not sendind dick pics ever again (like a day or summat)

Some people take it too seriously, innit?

No cap, kids these days take dick pics way too seriously. Back in my day you'd just snap a quick photo or two, shoot it off to all your contacts, and have laugh at all the replies. (be sure to apologize to your mother for tagging her on 'accident' innit)

I don't handle break ups well. Anyways the flight to Heathrow leaves in a few hours. I like my dicks fresh and in person!

Good luck, hope it's not a boeing.

i already got a pair of melons tbh.

Imagine getting out your ring light for a dick pic

Imagine combing mousse through your bush for a dick pic 😒

pros like brother hulson have a whole light box and shadowbox setup so he can take dick mood shots

I was about to give TMI. I'll do it anyways. Moved away from my love and clipped a piece of pube to take with me. A nice clean curly piece. I may still have it.🤣

No such thing as tmi on fedi, miss mj

I know, I've given up. I'm an open book.

no, i'm givenup

Sorry, you claimed that domain.

i got bit by a dachshund on my hand yesterday cuz i was petting one, andone just CHARGES IN AND BITES cuz it's a puppy that gets too excited

That's the only breed that ever bit me. And I was 5. In all fairness, I took it's bone away.

the puppy is just gets scared cuz i'm a stranger to her after she got calmed down she licked me and was nice so all's forgiven tho i got a hole in my hand she's the same one tha tbit the back of my leg lol

How'd you come by this new one??

my mom adopted it and it's mother, i'm not sure how she came by them tbh the momma dog is nice, she likes to be held.

I told him I was going to frame his first one and put it in my house.

You really should maybe test it first check if want it on a more permanent basis or summat

Try before I buy then? 🤔

Yea, but shipping is a bit pricey on me with import fees. So make sure you try me thoroughly before returning me

Brother I can get a ticket from Seattle to Heathrow for $122 Burgerbux. It's cheap af to come and go from the UK to the US.

He wants me to be his sugar momma. You have to adjust for his lavish lifestyle of cheap beer and cute outfits.

well hop on a flight and pay for brother hulsons flight and join me and @wastelad@poa.st for a piss up tomorrow innit

If he doesn't come visit you by summer of next year, I'll go personally pick him up and bring him to you.

Gonna be more awkward conversations with your new man then I guess

what if the new man is a chimera of you, brother yockey and brother creamer?

That sounds like effort, can we narrow this down a bit?

BUT WHAT DOES HE THINK ABOUT HITLER!!!

We don't focus on Hitler. Reee. We do have very similar but slightly different politics. Judging by his leanings, I would suspect favorable views on Hitler.

You should ask him if he thinks a papa johns could cook 6 million pizzas in 2 years if they stayed open 24 hours a day.

That's why you gave me a handjob then. You stole my jizz and made a clone of me 😒

filthy commies trying to steal your precious fluids

*your "precious" fluids Way to admit my ownership. My job here is done.

Fine, I'll ask him later.

It's really an irrelevant question. If you like him enough you are just going to absorb and internalize his politics.

That hasn't worked in the past but I dated leftist/non religious ppl or zionist protestants. I am excessively passionate on one of those issues.

Then you clearly didn't like them enough.

You know what? I relent. You are absolutely correct.

Great, now the thread's gone all sentimental and not horny. Now Yockey's gonna have to step in to get things back on the rails.

I got him covered. No big deal.

Wiz dropping in to admit he's threatened by my masculinity.

I shan't argue with that

Damn, she must have a huge dick, because she just insisted I dm you her nudes.

You're my favorite woman hater. Fr fr no cap.