@Houkago_Jimtime@poa.st rolled 1d20 = 15 ....Success! A slim, meaty rod appears

@BlinkRape@kiwifarms.cc i dont think they have these in australia... are they like salami?

@Houkago_Jimtime@poa.st it's like beef jerky, cured meat. only this is processed commercial shit

@Houkago_Jimtime@poa.st @BlinkRape@kiwifarms.cc think bastard child of jerky and a really thin sausage and you'll be close. They aren't bad and there's all different sorts of flavors and meats.

@Cobaltking2@poa.st @Houkago_Jimtime@poa.st Jack Links is of somewhat superior quality for a marginal but worth it cost increase.

@BlinkRape@kiwifarms.cc @Houkago_Jimtime@poa.st yep. The only thing Slim Jim had going for it was they had Macho Man Randy Savage in the 90's and early 00's. Now they don't even his meme potential.

@Cobaltking2@poa.st @BlinkRape@kiwifarms.cc damn that sounds gross in australia we got Strikers which are thin sticks of cured salami they're rlly nice