tfw the only person you want to talk to on your birthday doesnt even call feels bad man

@graf@poa.st then call that person on some shitty pretext and don't mention it is your bday, he/she'll surely remember 😊

@graf@poa.st dw i wouldnt call you either

eee@poa.st@poa.st its almost been an entire year since the last time i heard her voice im going to scream

@graf@poa.st @eee@poa.st >her

@natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz eee@poa.st@poa.st ive seen her booba

@graf@poa.st @eee@poa.st damn man...

@graf@poa.st @eee@poa.st and yet you still want to hear her talk 🤔

@natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz eee@poa.st@poa.st yeah im actually in love with this person so

@graf@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz @eee@poa.st after a whole year? that's rough graf. how long were you with her for?

amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz i wasnt. ive been waiting for her for like. years but it seems maybe i dont mean as much to her as she does to me

@graf@poa.st @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz that's really rough, iktf bro

@graf@poa.st @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz do you think what you might have is limerence?

amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz no she left her bf for me lol

@graf@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st does she know you now admin the preeminent Twitter alternative for Neo-Nazis?

@natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st i know she stalks my shit so probably

@graf@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/graf This is the saddest thread I've read in ages. And on your birthday no less. I hope you got bunches of tummy dm's to make you feel better. @amnesiac@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/amnesiac @eee@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/eee @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz - https://pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz/users/natsock

@graf@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st and she’s *still* not on your dick? that’s fucked up, man

@hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz eee@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st love makes you do crazy things sometimes friend i will wait for her

@graf@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz you're gonna make me cry graf

@graf@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/graf That it does. Love can be the absolute worst. @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz - https://pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz/users/natsock @eee@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/eee @amnesiac@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/amnesiac

@graf@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz bruh you ain’t gettin’ any younger you might wanna move on

RacistZikaBaby@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz i refuse

@RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @graf@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz i kind of agree but after it's been so long then what's another year of waiting?

amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st RacistZikaBaby@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz she told me she wanted to better herself (have a job or some kind of education) so her family doesnt think shes just jumping from one dude to another so i like to think thats what she's doing right now but a call or something would be nice :/

amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st RacistZikaBaby@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz little poast lore, the default icon is a wartime gondola wearing a heart broach with her first name initial on it

@graf@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail putting you down gently dude. Sorry to hear it. But there are plenty of awesome girls out there

@graf@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/graf That's a fair statement, but to not even be in communication at all for a year? That's so... girl-ish. Not cool at all. On behalf of my entire sex, I'm super sorry that we suck so bad. @amnesiac@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/amnesiac @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/RacistZikaBaby @eee@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/eee @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz - https://pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz/users/natsock

@natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz @graf@poa.st @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail fucking where

@amnesiac@poa.st @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @eee@poa.st @graf@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail go on dates you’ll find her

@graf@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz bruh you got one life to live. don't spend it waiting around for someone who doesn't love you.

@natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz RacistZikaBaby@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail it seems crazy to people on the outside but ive waited so long already and i dont want anyone else

@graf@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz does she not have an internet connection?

@graf@poa.st @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail as soon as you let her go, someone better will come along. Consider that a guarantee.

@graf@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail i'm in a similar boat, maybe things are more serious for you or you have a better chance, but the answer is unfortunately to move on

@graf@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail it’s not crazy at all. i get it. i just hope you know what you’re doing.

@graf@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/graf Short(ish) story, and forgive me, I've been doing a little drinking here... so when husband and I first dated, we were together for like pretty serious months, and then I left to go off to school, and I broke his heart completely. But he was sure I was the one for him, from like, the day he saw me, and we we eventually got back together and have been married for 18 years. So if you really think this is the girl, well, she just might be. @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz - https://pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz/users/natsock @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/RacistZikaBaby @amnesiac@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/amnesiac @eee@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/eee

@amnesiac@poa.st @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @eee@poa.st @graf@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz I said that for 5 years.

@hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz eee@poa.st@poa.st RacistZikaBaby@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st unfortunately i know she is so ill just be lonely forever i dont mind

@graf@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz So she was unfaithful to her boyfriend Never made you her boyfriend yet still left you somehow Wont talk to you for over a year ..and you dont think shes getting her pussy filled with cum (or sucking cock if shes one of the less whorish girls) Its hard enough managing the leash when youre in a relationship Get a hold of yourself. Been there, regret it. Someone has to say so

@graf@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/graf That was so not the point of my rambly story!! Listen man, I might be a little tipsy here, but dammit... awe shit. I forgot where i was going with thsi. fuck it. Dude, if you love this girl, YOU call HER. @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz - https://pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz/users/natsock @eee@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/eee @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/RacistZikaBaby @amnesiac@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/amnesiac

@hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz eee@poa.st@poa.st RacistZikaBaby@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st the only number i have is her moms cell phone that she stole to call me last fall i talked to her for like 2 or 3 hours and her mom came home and she hung up and that was the last thing i heard. her parents are super strict which is funny bc shes midway to 30 but oh well

@graf@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/graf That does put a different spin on things... this is a super shitty situation. I'm really sorry this is where you find yourself. No one should be stuck like this. Fuck.@natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz - https://pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz/users/natsock @eee@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/eee @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/RacistZikaBaby @amnesiac@poa.st - https://poa.st/users/amnesiac

@graf@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz >midway to 30 ... half of 30 is 15.

@graf@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz You're dating a 15yo?

AnonymousBosch@poa.st@poa.st RacistZikaBaby@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz lol shes mid 20s

@graf@poa.st @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz okay thank you for clarifying

IAmAWarCrime@poa.st@poa.st RacistZikaBaby@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz problem faggot?

@graf@poa.st @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz No but it's pretty fucking giga to just say it like that

@Nordy@kiwifarms.cc @graf@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz I like how sucking dick is less whorish. Having someone's cock paddle the back of your throat repeatedly then tasting the hot-out-of-the-udder baby butter on your tongue before swallowing a million still-warm potentials to be burned by your stomach acids, is somehow less degrading than just bareback doggy where the fluids are going in the correct hole. Boy do I love Easter.

@hard_no@degenerates.fail @graf@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz @eee@poa.st @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st this thread makes me want to kms

@Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @Nordy@kiwifarms.cc @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @graf@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz what a poast holy shit

@Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @graf@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz i dont make the rules, but getting head has always come easier for me than a girl begging me to fill her pussy with cum. Maybe its the whole "pregnancy" thing

@Nordy@kiwifarms.cc Tepid_Tapir@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz women love babies sounds like a you problem

@Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @graf@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz Head is more common than creampies Creampies are more common than footjobs Point is, girls are weird and more of a pervert than you can believe until they stomp on your heart while laughing and ruin your life

@graf@poa.st @Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz They do. Which is why if a woman doesnt even talk to you for over a year, she probably doesnt want your penis. This doesnt mean she wants NO penis

@graf@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz Bro... Have you ever heard of a book called "She's Just Not That Into You?"

@WalrusAurelius@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz RacistZikaBaby@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz you can say this but it doesn't change my mind or opinion. im set and im okay with that

@graf@poa.st @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz Fair enough. I just know that people make time for people they really care about.

@graf@poa.st @WalrusAurelius@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz @RacistZikaBaby@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail understood, but when you finally disengage, you are going to feel awful for ever being okay with that. Might as well skip to that part ASAP.

@WalrusAurelius@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz RacistZikaBaby@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz ive made years worth of time, must mean i care a lot

@graf@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz damn, I did not expect a sad story to pop out of this

CosmaruCiorilor@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz i am good at hiding my emotions friend

@graf@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz you know you, im not going to tell you what to do except just make sure you don't get depressed

@graf@poa.st @CosmaruCiorilor@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz don't feel bad grafman, I still have dreams about my highschool gf. Can't help it.

mydoom@poa.st@poa.st CosmaruCiorilor@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz this is literaly the only time ive ever been like this in my life

@graf@poa.st @mydoom@poa.st @CosmaruCiorilor@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz

BigDuck@poa.st@poa.st CosmaruCiorilor@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail mydoom@poa.st@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz i remember making this image surprised you saved it lol

@graf@poa.st @CosmaruCiorilor@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @mydoom@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz I save all quackers

@mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc CosmaruCiorilor@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz the only contact beyond her mothers cell phone number i can use is guilded but she doesnt have a cell phone rn so i would be if i could friend

@graf@poa.st Shit niggs i know those feels. My phone makes plenty of sounds but theres only one i want to hear and it doesnt happen enough

@graf@poa.st @CosmaruCiorilor@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz you gotta ask her mom for a way to contact her

@mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc CosmaruCiorilor@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz im desperate enough i might just do that when im drunk and work up the courage

@Tepid_Tapir@poa.st "Is Oral Sex Sodomy?" - thread locked by a moderator after 14,926 replies.

@intrax@poa.st @Tepid_Tapir@poa.st 1 reply "yes"

@Ottovonshitpost@poa.st @Tepid_Tapir@poa.st true, but that won't stop the coomers from posting their logistical gymnastics.

@graf@poa.st @CosmaruCiorilor@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz do it but don't be drunk because her mom would be able to tell and that would give her a bad impression of you

@Nordy@kiwifarms.cc @Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @graf@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz this sounds like hardcore "your experience projected"

@mushroom_soup@kiwifarms.cc CosmaruCiorilor@poa.st@poa.st amnesiac@poa.st@poa.st eee@poa.st@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz load up on ativan time

@sapphire@poa.st @Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @graf@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz You think the average hookup will lead to footjobs more than cream-pies? And cream-pies more than blowjobs? Sounds like "yeah ive fooled around with a girl or 2, i know what im talking about"

@Nordy@kiwifarms.cc @Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @graf@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz 100% of girls I've "fooled around with" I've cum inside. less than 10% blew me.

@sapphire@poa.st @Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @graf@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz Wash your penis

@Nordy@kiwifarms.cc @Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @graf@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz cope

@sapphire@poa.st @Nordy@kiwifarms.cc @Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz wait til he finds out the penis is shaped the way it is to act like a shovel removing other mens cum

@graf@poa.st @sapphire@poa.st @Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz Wait til you find out the girl who wont date or talk to you is pregnant

@Nordy@kiwifarms.cc @graf@poa.st @Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz seething lmfao

@graf@poa.st @Nordy@kiwifarms.cc @Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz mom found the cum shovel

@sapphire@poa.st @Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @graf@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz Lmao how gay can you guys get

@Nordy@kiwifarms.cc @Tepid_Tapir@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @graf@poa.st @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz look at this sodomite calling other men gay for -checks notes- ejaculating in women

@graf@poa.st @CosmaruCiorilor@poa.st @amnesiac@poa.st @eee@poa.st @hard_no@degenerates.fail @natsock@pleroma.nobodyhasthe.biz This comes from experience. There isn't a better way to becoming a jaded old unlikable fuck than pining after a girl who's long forgotten you. This shit ruins a nigga like no other poison. It can even give you permanent physical shit like random chest pains, difficulty sleeping, waking up erratically through the night, lack of motivation. It might sound cool to be willing to ruin yourself for the sake of one person but that is only really cool in song lyrics. Irl it's torture. Not cool at all. Bottom line is, if you're a pretty nice guy and you decide to be forever alone, you're robbing some good girl out there of a potential husband. If aborted gf meme tugs at your heartstrings like mine, don't become the heartbroken bf meme.