I’m going live soon https://www.youtube.com/live/gCuvuWc38nU

Why so 💢?

cuz I’m Pafu

@PafuPafuVt@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st cute!

@PafuPafuVt@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st wait why does your vtuber model have GIANT JUGGS!?

Mid jugs at best.

@ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @PafuPafuVt@poa.st damn size is in the eye of the beholder 😔

had a high school AP Economics teacher that looked like this

Did you 👉 👌?

@tyler@nicecrew.digital @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @PafuPafuVt@poa.st great, more reasons to dread coming to school!

The cost of bacon is on the rise. Present worth vs future worth... and all that.

We had a thing called the fike-quill challenge

Oh and we ordered mushroom and sauce only pizzas to her house

Lets see my sister, my aunt and my sister in law all look like this.

She didn't deserve it, we were mean

How many bottles did it take you to ?

half, to fall asleep

She also had a perpetual broken leg and would ride around on an annoying ass scooter

tiddies?

No it wasn't a broken leg, she had some kind of abcess or growth or something on her left asscheek, and she would hobble like this nigger around the classroom

@NoDoxGregBrady@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @PafuPafuVt@poa.st awooga humanahumana *wolf howls* yes

I had an English teacher who was the same proportions but literally, not exaggerating, twice the size. She had a special van pick her up from school and we used to gather around and watch the van bend over as the machine struggled to pull her and her wheelchair up with the hydraulic lift I regret a lot of the mean things I did in high school but she deserved everything we did to fuck with her

Wew lad. Ours had some kind of disability my teenage cruel brain was too retarded to be nice about. I'm certain she was a nice lady.

I don't know whether to tag @elftummy@poa.st or @DEERBLOOD@poa.st (I'll tag both).

@chud@nicecrew.digital I think the fatties earned it. I'm sorry, but slinging twinkies down your gullet and washing it down with Pepsi isn't a disability. It's a coping mechanism for whatever thing you refuse to deal with. @tyler@nicecrew.digital @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @PafuPafuVt@poa.st @RehnSturm256@shota.house

Yeah I'll even be sympathetic to regular fatties (Lord knows I've been one myself at times) but the deathfats are something else. This woman literally helped herself to the cheap Whitman's chocolate box that was in the donation bin. She gave us a speech about how we should make sure to give non-essentials to the poor so they can enjoy luxury, but that it was important to treat ourselves too, and promised that she would replace the box of chocolates before we sent the donation. Because we "deserved it" or something. She just wanted to eat chocolate and I doubt the fat spic ever replaced what she stole from the donation bin.

Erm Why am I being tagged here?

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See, when you said same proportions but twice the size I thought you meant she was some tall bitch. If she was just fatter that isn't the same proportions. That's just wider.

Time to take your commitment to the bit to the next level, put aside the 2D, plap the 3D.

I'm not a hogger

No, but she is 😏

I was gonna say why didn't you tag Shedi instead, but then I realized that bitch is not brown enough for our intrepid zoomie plap-chologist

The best time to tag @shedinja@mugicha.club was when I made the post, the second best time is now.

zoomer wake the fuck up and smell the fatfolds, it's plappin' time. make that piece of shit teacher give you an A for once.

I don't like this

me neither, fatso, but we're living on piss earth so why would you expect anything better?

Cuz she’s supposed to be a satire of bimbos

Put a squishy tummy on your model

>satire 🤨

next model I get will have it be even more sexo

Balls on her face like Peter Griffin

@NateHiggers1488@nationalist.social @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @PafuPafuVt@poa.st OHMYGOD yes do you know how wild that would be!? No vtuber I know has the BALLS to do that!..well you know what I mean.

Put balls on too, pafu

Just for Halloween tho

thank you niggy, I was literally looking for this not just 3 minutes ago

@PafuPafuVt@poa.st @NateHiggers1488@nationalist.social @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st make the chubby belly have jiggle physics lol

wil u habs fren taht is satire of lolis ones day?

I’m versatile

a futa model would go hard

futa is cringe

@PafuPafuVt@poa.st @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @GrungeQueef@poa.st 😭😭😭😭😭nice voice acting

Not futa, just vag w/balls

Please don't get gay

@PafuPafuVt@poa.st @NateHiggers1488@nationalist.social @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st noooo, you’re only supposed to pander to & satirize MY niche fetishes

@PafuPafuVt@poa.st @NateHiggers1488@nationalist.social @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @RehnSturm256@shota.house Terrible idea and a terrible pun.

Woman moment

So you're a liar

@zucchini@nicecrew.digital @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st @PafuPafuVt@poa.st satire to girls just means, “I’m making fun of this one aspect of my true self” Btw wanna go out pafu, I’ll make you dinner

Whats for dinner

yeah

ah WKUK

didn’t ask you nigger

@PafuPafuVt@poa.st @zucchini@nicecrew.digital @ForbiddenDreamer@poa.st …tonight!? Well….leftovers looks like I still got rotisserie chikn & green been casserole b-but I can make an awesome sandwich melt! And salmon filets on a different day! and my breakfasts are even better